I'm lowkey calling sprate a pedo lover cause he's a null fan and I'm assuming he knows about the Jewsh's pedo shit, amongst some other shit
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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip
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ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
I still maintain Lidl Drip is an actual woman who Null has gotten close with and is willing to ban anyone who goes against his sweetie-pie. He did the same thing with Twinkie.
I'd be inclined to go with this as the simplest answer but it doesn't explain the rapidity of mod actions, unless he sits online 24/7 waiting for her to tattle on people.
Of course he does. He lives on the Internet. It's all he has.
Honestly I think it's still too rapid even for that to be the explanation
I'll offer an alternate theory:
Lidl is a sock, but operated by someone else (probably a dude) and Faggot @Null is completely oblivious. King Broom develops, over time, an increasingly deep parasocial relationship with the sock Lidl, resulting in the protectionist behavior we're currently witnessing.
If you're questioning whether or not Fataburger is dumb enough to fall for a fake woman on the Internet, the answer is yes. But you also have to understand that smart people can also fall for this kind of thing given the right situation and emotional problems. It's just more likely to happen to dumb people.
Remember too, he has janitorial staff who will do his bidding.
Lidl is a sock, but operated by someone else (probably a dude) and Faggot @Null is completely oblivious. King Broom develops, over time, an increasingly deep parasocial relationship with the sock Lidl, resulting in the protectionist behavior we're currently witnessing.
If you're questioning whether or not Fataburger is dumb enough to fall for a fake woman on the Internet, the answer is yes. But you also have to understand that smart people can also fall for this kind of thing given the right situation and emotional problems. It's just more likely to happen to dumb people.
What else is he doing with his time, realistically speaking?
Remember too, he has janitorial staff who will do his bidding.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Then why has he become more depressed?
Because he's LARPing as a woman, not interacting with a woman
Who is this? More lidldrip
Hot takes
Most of these are is shallow as a pothole puddle. Though the one about sex is very strange it implies that she doesn't understand that women have sexual fantasies about other men? I can see why people think that (((she's))) really not what she seems.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Lidl doesn't even understand the connection between breast feeding and pregnancy. it's definitely a dood.
You would think even a guy would realize that women have sex fantasies. Didldrip seems to be implying that only men do this? It makes her come across shallow and stupid. To the point of almost being a parody.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Didl has shown such a massive misunderstanding of sex and stuff women do that it has even been called out by others in BP.
It's worth noting that Josh also has similar misconceptions about women's anatomy and cycles and such. It's not just that they talk alike they both make a lot of the same mistakes too.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
This post was not made in Beauty Parlor https://kiwifarms.net/threads/why-is-it-hard-for-people-to-practice-abstinence.183634/post-17765154
You're clinging on to this post for dear life even though it's obvious bait, very desperate behavior.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Why does the location of the post matter? lol.
I saw that and was really confused because birth control is given to women at an early age to regulate their periods for hormonal reasons. Additionally, it's prescribed to women who can't conceive due to conditions like PCOS, as a way to prevent cervical cancer. It's not really birth control, but rather Depo-Provera and other estrogen blockers that work like hormone regulators. See, I'm not convinced he's Josh, but I am convinced that there's something really off about this account. The fact that this individual was in the Poonergate thread, 'gunt guarding' the beauty parlor Queens, and knows about the video game 'gooning' thread, you'd think they'd be more aware of just how thirsty the Kiwi Queens are.
Maybe it's a parody account that Josh is in.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Because he's trying to imply that this post was made in a thread where women talk to each other and the negrates on the post are from other women disagreeing with her, when they are just from easily baited Q&A posters.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
I think he was pointing out that Lidl is an incel man because he doesn't understand how women work.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
I'm trying to illustrate that Lidl has the understanding of women of a 33 year old terminally online virginal male lol.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Her takes on birth control when posted in Beauty Parlor seem to be well received by female users to me.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
And this is related how?