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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Obscenity2022
Baby Onion
15 minutes turning into 6 hours, this is why people usually don't do the whole "one man band" thing
Obscenity2022
Baby Onion
you can tell the "ban reason" thing is going to be the biggest waste of time, what percetage, even in the last month will be attributed to him sperging out, no way in hell will that be considered a reason despite it being the biggest one.
how many features of Null acting like a faggot do you think there will be before they institute some changes to the system.
how many features of Null acting like a faggot do you think there will be before they institute some changes to the system.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Obscenity2022
Baby Onion
can't wait for the inevitable dox from it too. they're literally tying people's IRL bank accounts to users,
beyond that Null is in for a fucking shock when way less people will be ponying up the money than he thinks. 300 users at $40 a month would put him in the top 100 on Patreon and usually those fuckers charge $5 a month. Null genuinely thinks people will give him more than a cell phone or streaming site monthly fee in order to feature their post for a day.
He genuinely thinks that.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
"I go chop your dollar! I go take your money and disappear! 419 is just a game. You are the loser, I am the winner!"
-Jersh probably.
Also this is clearly some kind of entrapment scheme from Jersh.
It would make much more sense for Jersh to ask people to mail him cash or mail him prepaid Google gift cards to donate to Kiwi Farms to better protect the sensitive data of his users. You have to be very stupid to trust Jersh with your banking details and holy shit stuff like this is prone for potential check fraud of some kind.
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Obscenity2022
Baby Onion
like i know most users on kiwifarms are autistic uptight straight edge losers but did they never ask how they track the money involved with drug dealers or strippers or CP types when they get caught?
Null is going to get his fucking bank account closed so fucking quickly it will make his head spin. the second they ask "why you getting 300 checks in a month" and he can't come up with a legit reason, he'll be gone.
Jerrry Springer got cancelled back in the 1970s because he paid a hooker with a check. Can't wait for Null to get hit by one of the numerous laws fucking designed to deal with personal accounts getting a fuck load of checks. especially in "the current year"
like does he not realize its not 2009? i swear there was a L&O episode on this just yesterday
Jetstream Sharpe
NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - TH
Remarkable Onion
I can't wait for the security breach and mass-doxings in 1 month's time.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Null is a huge idiot. Feels like an episode of SpongeBob by this point
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
This is a really horrible idea for a number of reasons.
1. If you are going to send a check in the mail, please use a security envelope. Do not use envelopes made for sending letters (you'd be surprise how many people still make this mistake). Learn how to write addresses on envelopes and use the appropriate postage because USPS will send your envelope back to you if it isn't done correctly.
2. The USPS isn't exactly known for integrity and yes people working for the post office do steal mail and packages of monetary value. So you run the risk of some greedy person working for the post office realizing there is a check in an envelope and steal it and then cash it in somewhere and you've just been robbed (this is why you use security envelopes to make it far less likely for someone to figure out there is a check in the mail). Don't depend on the Postmaster General to guarantee your mail is safely delivered to Jersh because fraud still happens.
3. If you choose to send Jersh a check in the mail, know that you are running the risk of putting your dox out there. Return and sending addresses will be known to Jersh so he will know where you live. If you do something that rubs Jersh the wrong way, he will use your dox against you. Jersh has a very short temper and has a nasty habit of banning people for the dumbest reasons ever; if you send money to Jersh then you are risking this and it's on you.
4. There is no guarantee your money will contribute to Kiwi Farms. For all you know, Jersh will use your money to buy a Rolex.
5. There is no way of knowing how Jersh will treat your money in general.
6. Jersh or the people working for him may screw with your bank account if they commit check fraud on their end (which is a massive headache to deal with where you have to explain to the bank and potentially the police on why a check in your name seems part of something suspicious). To quote Biggie Smalls from his song Ten Crack Commandments, "Number 3: Never trust nobody. Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up. Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck. She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up!"
7. It's fine if a small time website owner asks for donations and it's preferred that they accept cash, Google gift cards, or crypto. Once they ask for checks, that will raise a lot of red flags and it's bad OPSEC to start using your real world banking details to make a donation to an unproven merchant or beneficiary.
You have to be fucking stupid to send Jersh checks where he can use the money on who knows what or even blackmail you for any reason.
1. If you are going to send a check in the mail, please use a security envelope. Do not use envelopes made for sending letters (you'd be surprise how many people still make this mistake). Learn how to write addresses on envelopes and use the appropriate postage because USPS will send your envelope back to you if it isn't done correctly.
2. The USPS isn't exactly known for integrity and yes people working for the post office do steal mail and packages of monetary value. So you run the risk of some greedy person working for the post office realizing there is a check in an envelope and steal it and then cash it in somewhere and you've just been robbed (this is why you use security envelopes to make it far less likely for someone to figure out there is a check in the mail). Don't depend on the Postmaster General to guarantee your mail is safely delivered to Jersh because fraud still happens.
3. If you choose to send Jersh a check in the mail, know that you are running the risk of putting your dox out there. Return and sending addresses will be known to Jersh so he will know where you live. If you do something that rubs Jersh the wrong way, he will use your dox against you. Jersh has a very short temper and has a nasty habit of banning people for the dumbest reasons ever; if you send money to Jersh then you are risking this and it's on you.
4. There is no guarantee your money will contribute to Kiwi Farms. For all you know, Jersh will use your money to buy a Rolex.
5. There is no way of knowing how Jersh will treat your money in general.
6. Jersh or the people working for him may screw with your bank account if they commit check fraud on their end (which is a massive headache to deal with where you have to explain to the bank and potentially the police on why a check in your name seems part of something suspicious). To quote Biggie Smalls from his song Ten Crack Commandments, "Number 3: Never trust nobody. Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up. Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck. She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up!"
7. It's fine if a small time website owner asks for donations and it's preferred that they accept cash, Google gift cards, or crypto. Once they ask for checks, that will raise a lot of red flags and it's bad OPSEC to start using your real world banking details to make a donation to an unproven merchant or beneficiary.
You have to be fucking stupid to send Jersh checks where he can use the money on who knows what or even blackmail you for any reason.
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Obscenity2022
Baby Onion
didn't he literally ban a user for claiming anti-fraud laws will fuck over kiwifarms? Maybe its because i've had check fraud happen to me before but if you write a check to someone you basically get their bank account info too, or at least basic shit like what account they deposit it in.
Like anyone can check the time and date and location of where someone deposited their money and who did it and at what bank and a bunch of other shit that will then lead to literally anyone being able to go "hey first national bank, did you know Joshua Moon has an account with you and he's spreading hate!"
This is NP2 all over again!
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
Imagine if someone wants their money back for any reason and Jersh either doesn't have the money or makes excuses on why he can't give refunds.
It be like Bernie Madoff when his Ponzi scheme was exposed after the 2008/2009 global financial crisis.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Kiwismarms
Registered Member
I got downvoooted to fuck on KF for pointing out that she isn't a hero, she's a deranged lefty bint with too much power who wanted to FORCE people take in immigrants if they had a spare room.
She won't stop.
Almost every fucking time.
They’ll be homophobic to real manly gay men but will probably also be sexist towards women yet find them making out to be hot.
It’s like the reverse of being in the closet.
Not entirely true.
Definitely ALSO associated with the Ten Commandments.
Grifting is, has been, and WILL remain a common habit in the anti-SJW community.
Some people were already wise enough to distrust J.K. SINCE the stupid retcons, not despite them being years back.
They'll still send him tons of money regardless of any security issues, despite how much they talk about having good opsec. Kiwifarms entire purpose at this point is to be a cult of personality for Jewsh, If he tells them to jump, they'll ask how high.
I'd sooner send a check to ISIS than Null.
Null is the last person you should ever trust with information like your address or banking details.
No way in hell am I giving a bank account to a guy who literally could be doing god knows what with the money, this is the kind of thing that people who are so into a celebrity would do.
"Oh hey Josh, I want to support the site, here's my money via check!"
*several days later*
"Look at this fucking faggot that gave me a check! I just featured a thread about him for all of you to mock and laugh at!"
Still wondering how jewsh isn't in prison or a ditch somewhere."Oh hey Josh, I want to support the site, here's my money via check!"
*several days later*
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