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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Divorce, Le divorce, الطلاق.
HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO WHINE ABOUT "omg i cannot quote you 4 sum reason why can not i quote u post" UNTIL THEY READ THE FUCKING THING THAT POPS UP WHEN A POST IS A TEXT WALL? I saw four consecutive posts once starting with exactly the same "omzg i no can quote post wtf" shit, and they were all oldfags.
Kiwismarms
Registered Member
And excusing the changes from "race" to "identity" and the adding of "type a/type b" body instead of "male/female". They really are the reddit fags they supposedly hate.
JewNiggerCock
Remarkable Onion
Why does he need 4 people moderating Beauty Parlor ? I have no idea honestly
Since he and Lidl Dick had a lover's quarrel up he's auditioning for a true and honest girlfriend. Maybe he thinks (former) pooner Au Lait is the right gorl.
Obscenity2022
Baby Onion
imagine buying a T&H when you can catch a ban so fucking quickly. T&H seem to be the biggest Null suckers on the entire forum too
i think 90% of bans are related to fucking around in beauty parlor
3/4ths of those accounts have to be socks. 6 years old with less than 2k messages? less than 1 a day while being a mod?
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Au Lait is an open carpet munching dyke.
She is one of Lidl's butt buddies. Installing her as mod and sweeping anyone shitting on Lidl for getting banned is Null's way of appeasing his sweetheart.
Speaking of, her ban appears to have either been lifted or run out.
She posted this song, the singer is singing about a guy having a girlfriend that nobody likes.
"Stop Shitting Up My Site!">A fucking watermelon picture is all it takes to trigger Null
This is what a little bitch looks like.
I just always assume anyone that says that is a filthy phone-poster, but even then, you should be able to highlight quote on mobile if you're using chrome or firefox.
Someone I know has an account they made during weeb wars and hasn't touched it since Josh went on his anti-anime spergout post-9chan.
Man can't love his dad I guess
Perfect username btw.
Bet they're all men
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
joshy has started his updating.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
I find it really hilarious that Jersh is willing to allow some LGBT support boards despite his explicit hatred for troons and other members of the LGBT community.
Despite Jersh and most of the Kiwis being very anti-LGBT these days (the Internet has been consumed with culture war shit at this point), I guess lesbians get a pass on Kiwi Farms because [Insert the stereotype here about homophobic people still finding lesbian sex to be hot]. I seriously doubt that disclaimer of that thread that states any lesbian Kiwis should not be openly gooners when we know damn well those lesbian Kiwis behind closed doors are most likely sharing nudes with each other and most likely Jersh enjoys the idea of horny lesbians being on Kiwi Farms.
Nothing screams tradcon Christian values better than allowing lesbians on Kiwi Farms openly expressing that they're still attracted to the same sex, they don't really want men, and they hate penis despite the Bible condemning homosexuality.
Then again, nothing about Kiwi Farms is really Christian either because the Bible also wholeheartedly condemns gossip as a big sin as well (both the Old Testament and New Testament condemns gossipers by labeling gossipers as the sowers of societal chaos and it's this reason as to why God hates gossipers; God hates gossipers just as much as he hates murderers and tax collectors and idol worshipers). Maybe this explains why bad things keep happening to Jersh and Kiwi Farms (from being debanked to being deplatformed to losing their jobs and so on) because God is punishing Jersh and the Kiwis for being sinful gossipers (that and the rampant antisemitism on Kiwi Farms because God also curses anyone who curses the people of Israel too so there's that).
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Or JK Rowling. Everyone was shitting on her constant retcons that added faggotry and DEI to Harry Potter but now they're all "we gotta defend TERF kween, she's beautiful she's precious she's based sdgfasf!" because she's anti trannies. "NOOO DON'T MENTION THE BLACKENING AND THE FAGGOTRY RETCONNINGS SHE APPROVED ON THE NEW SERIESES JUST FOCUS ON HER TERFERY"
Half the people on the farms are fags and lesbians.
speaking of lidl dick, she locks down her account. what a fucking pussy
no self-awareness as usual.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
This is true.
Jersh is into little boys (see Stocking disclosing some freaking things about Jersh in the Blockland forums) so sounds about right.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
The Broomstick broke his own website
Broomstick L’s!
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