Not as good as "right in the Gary Glitter" but you come through with some excellent idioms lol
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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
gotta love when the faildox from Stop Socking Gaylord is so obvious that even a sped can snuff it out
Jesus Christ, go to a doctor and get that anteater dick clipped.
Dicks are like diamonds. Women love the cut ones.
You are irrelevant to the point where I don't even need to talk shit about you anymore. Your obsession with Socky is just sad.
I don't even want to make fun of you because I feel bad for you.
Here's the awesome Homelander style Cody Rhodes entrance from Wrestlemania XL since making fun of you isn't worth my time:
We already did this bit.
The places "women love cut ones" are semitic countries and the USA. Lose some weight and learn to wash it properly.
Stop smegging smeglord
Too soon 
Gross. Looks like we sniffed out (because of the smegma) the creepy pee pee.
In all seriousness look man I'm not going to make fun of your creepy dog dick, but I'm not going to stop promoting how awesome my clipped one is.
It's cool. I know Stockholm Syndrome from being tricked by jews into giving away part of your manhood gotta sting.
I'm here for you bro (but not like that no funny business)
Hey man you know I'm 100% Roman Catholic Irish but you keep talking that bullshit about Jews. I'll have you know that my first wife was Jewish and two of my 3 boys were circumcised by a legitimate mohel.
So your anti-jewish tricks don't work on me, you fucking anti Semite.
It would be funny if the accounts made icons spelled something out
metzitzah b'peh it's only practiced by like the most hardcore Hasidic Jews. So basically everything you think you know about the Jewish religion and circumcision is wrong.
Funny circumcision story, since we're going off topic and I am drunker than a skunk right now so I'm going to be doing a lot of off topic right now... The first time I went back home to the old country I was 19 and I got smashed in a pub in Ballina. And I was trying to get with this GORGEOUS piece of ass. She was Irish Irish, whereas I was only American Irish so it goes without saying that she was even more drunk than I was. So she tells me to pull out what I'm packing, to prove I'm not too small.
So I figure hey whatever and I whip it out. Now I'm not packing major league heat like all you guys on onion farms are, but let me tell you something: when you're 100% Irish, 7 inches is the John Holmes of the emerald Isle. So I whipped it out on her. But the funny thing was she goes WAT DE FECK and just grabs my pecker like it's something to do and basically walks me over to her homegirl and says TAKE A LOOKIT DIS and literally puts my penis in her friend's hand.
Probably about 10 minutes later, I've got basically an entire pub of sauced up micks manhandling my junk (both male and female) interrogating me about my circumcision. It's funny the things you take for granted when you're an American and circumcision is considered the status quo because I didn't realize how big of a deal a clipped pecker was over there.
Happy ending to the story though: I ended up slamming her with no rubber in the backseat of her car in the parking lot, because you know how it is baby. Níos Gaelaí ná na Gaeil féin
So I figure hey whatever and I whip it out. Now I'm not packing major league heat like all you guys on onion farms are, but let me tell you something: when you're 100% Irish, 7 inches is the John Holmes of the emerald Isle. So I whipped it out on her. But the funny thing was she goes WAT DE FECK and just grabs my pecker like it's something to do and basically walks me over to her homegirl and says TAKE A LOOKIT DIS and literally puts my penis in her friend's hand.
Probably about 10 minutes later, I've got basically an entire pub of sauced up micks manhandling my junk (both male and female) interrogating me about my circumcision. It's funny the things you take for granted when you're an American and circumcision is considered the status quo because I didn't realize how big of a deal a clipped pecker was over there.
Happy ending to the story though: I ended up slamming her with no rubber in the backseat of her car in the parking lot, because you know how it is baby. Níos Gaelaí ná na Gaeil féin