Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

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kek

 

[Jack]

What a terrible nude.
If you're gonna do a Winnie the Pooh style cock shot you have to make sure there isn't a huge line where the waistband of your undercrackers dug into your belly, and also stand with your legs apart so it at least looks like you might have testicles. Nothing says bitch energy like having a pear shaped body and standing like... that, which is a shame for old mate here because it looks girthy enough to be passable from the right angle.

Jesus Christ, go to a doctor and get that anteater dick clipped.

Dicks are like diamonds. Women love the cut ones.

 

[Jack]

gotta love when the faildox from Stop Socking Gaylord is so obvious that even a sped can snuff it out

You are irrelevant to the point where I don't even need to talk shit about you anymore. Your obsession with Socky is just sad.

I don't even want to make fun of you because I feel bad for you.

Here's the awesome Homelander style Cody Rhodes entrance from Wrestlemania XL since making fun of you isn't worth my time:

 

[polonium]

Jesus Christ, go to a doctor and get that anteater dick clipped.

Dicks are like diamonds. Women love the cut ones.

We already did this bit.

The places "women love cut ones" are semitic countries and the USA. Lose some weight and learn to wash it properly.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Stop smegging smeglord

 

[polonium]

My penis is as pristine as the queen's arsehole.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Too soon

 

[polonium]

She might be dead but I bet her balloon knot was immaculate

 

[Jack]

We already did this bit.

The places "women love cut ones" are semitic countries and the USA. Lose some weight and learn to wash it properly.

Gross. Looks like we sniffed out (because of the smegma) the creepy pee pee.

In all seriousness look man I'm not going to make fun of your creepy dog dick, but I'm not going to stop promoting how awesome my clipped one is.

 

[polonium]

Gross. Looks like we sniffed out (because of the smegma) the creepy pee pee.

In all seriousness look man I'm not going to make fun of your creepy dog dick, but I'm not going to stop promoting how awesome my clipped one is.

It's cool. I know Stockholm Syndrome from being tricked by jews into giving away part of your manhood gotta sting.

I'm here for you bro (but not like that no funny business)

 

[Jack]

It's cool. I know Stockholm Syndrome from being tricked by jews into giving away part of your manhood gotta sting.

I'm here for you bro (but not like that no funny business)

Hey man you know I'm 100% Roman Catholic Irish but you keep talking that bullshit about Jews. I'll have you know that my first wife was Jewish and two of my 3 boys were circumcised by a legitimate mohel.

So your anti-jewish tricks don't work on me, you fucking anti Semite.

 

[polonium]

So your anti-jewish tricks don't work on me, you fucking anti Semite.

>calls the kwiffar pedos
>let an old guy suck his newborn's dick

Bruh

 

[Slaughter]

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correction: alt accounts from our spic muzzie.

It would be funny if the accounts made icons spelled something out

 

[Jack]

>calls the kwiffar pedos
>let an old guy suck his newborn's dick

Bruh

metzitzah b'peh it's only practiced by like the most hardcore Hasidic Jews. So basically everything you think you know about the Jewish religion and circumcision is wrong.

 

[polonium]

Let the record show I value all of my onion brethren equally. Even the women.

 

[Jack]

Funny circumcision story, since we're going off topic and I am drunker than a skunk right now so I'm going to be doing a lot of off topic right now... The first time I went back home to the old country I was 19 and I got smashed in a pub in Ballina. And I was trying to get with this GORGEOUS piece of ass. She was Irish Irish, whereas I was only American Irish so it goes without saying that she was even more drunk than I was. So she tells me to pull out what I'm packing, to prove I'm not too small.

So I figure hey whatever and I whip it out. Now I'm not packing major league heat like all you guys on onion farms are, but let me tell you something: when you're 100% Irish, 7 inches is the John Holmes of the emerald Isle. So I whipped it out on her. But the funny thing was she goes WAT DE FECK and just grabs my pecker like it's something to do and basically walks me over to her homegirl and says TAKE A LOOKIT DIS and literally puts my penis in her friend's hand.

Probably about 10 minutes later, I've got basically an entire pub of sauced up micks manhandling my junk (both male and female) interrogating me about my circumcision. It's funny the things you take for granted when you're an American and circumcision is considered the status quo because I didn't realize how big of a deal a clipped pecker was over there.

Happy ending to the story though: I ended up slamming her with no rubber in the backseat of her car in the parking lot, because you know how it is baby. Níos Gaelaí ná na Gaeil féin

 

[Slaughter]

The site is running slower than a constipated slug tonight. Sorry for the double post folks.

 

[polonium]

Slow as a fuckin week in jail, Ken, sort your shit out

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It would be funny if the accounts made icons spelled something out

Crimson suggested an N-Tower. Sadly peace has been made with Glowie because it was definitely a good idea

 

[Jack]

Slow as a fuckin week in jail, Ken, sort your shit out

ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT KEN?

ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM THIS LITTLE PUNK???

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMIN TO???