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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
- Thread starter Crimson Fucker
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
>Where is the thing this person just said isn't happening
You're so unbelievably stupid Arkomia, it's astonishing. I nominate you as Onion Farms' official mascot, you embody literally everything the Kiwis say about this site
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
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have I covered the mood on kiwifarms yet
have I covered the mood on kiwifarms yet
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
God chose Trump to win.
What the fuck is wrong with him? Is he deliberately breaking his site because he has a broken dick so everyone else has to suffer too?Perfection
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Kenny write this down, this how you make a site homepage you can't navigate .
Most people mature with age, this fat faggot is ass backward and gets more retarded with age. His BP hags will stuff him into a nursing home with a couple of years at this rate.
he's actually too autistic for that
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
The Donald Trump thread was locked after it was raided by smug Trump supporters. It will probably stay locked now that Trump is going to be President.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
I can't believe the Kamaloids actually thought they were going to win, her own party gave up on her a month ago.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
That's because a ton of people are trying to see and talk about the election outcome, and the site can't handle it.Meanwhile the site is still crashing constantly
As soon as that started to happen more frequently everyone immediately ran to the "We're being DDOOOOOOOOOOOSS'D" excuse.Meanwhile the site is still crashing constantly
Who the fuck are they trying to kid at this point? Josh broke something because that's all he's ever good at doing.
It's funny because Ken's actually a better person than Josh
Lin Kuei Assassin
My brother participated in this folly. I do so only to face his killer!
Baby Onion
Oh right. . . .the repeated resort visits.
every day is election day at the perv farms
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Ken is even more handsome than Josh, it's a fact.
Josh could easily prove me wrong however, were she to face reveal. UwU
Jocelyn is a sensitive kind of gal .....
she's shy that's why she's reluctant to show her face
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
She could at least bat her eyelashes coquettishly over a paper fan.
Applying lipstick then puckering her lips, looking in the direction of her crush... An Asian male with his eyes on her wallet
FADE IN:
INT. SALOON - DAY
The swinging doors creak as patrons mosey in and out of the establishment. The air is thick with smoke and the sound of clinking glasses. JOSHELYN, a sassy saloon girl with curly blonde locks and a flirtatious grin, sits in front of a vanity, primping in the mirror. She applies a fresh coat of lipstick, puckering her lips as she admires her reflection.
JOSHELYN
(to herself)
Ah, perfect.
She bats her eyelashes coquettishly, practicing her best "come hither" look. Her eyes land on a handsome young Asian man, LI WEI, sitting across the room, sipping a whiskey. He's dressed in worn leather and denim, with a wide-brimmed hat slung low over his eyes.
JOSHELYN
(whispering to herself)
And there's my target.
Li Wei glances up, catching Joshelyn's eye. For a moment, they lock gazes, and Joshelyn's cheeks flush. She quickly looks away, fanning herself with a delicate paper fan.
JOSHELYN
(batting her eyelashes again)
Oh my, it's getting mighty hot in here.
Li Wei raises an eyebrow, his eyes drifting to Joshelyn's wallet, which lies open on the table beside her. A wad of cash peeks out, and Li Wei's gaze lingers.
JOSHELYN
(noticing his interest)
Oh, you're lookin' at my purse, huh? Thinkin' I'm a high roller, I reckon?
Li Wei shrugs, a hint of a smile playing on his lips.
LI WEI
(in a smooth, low tone)
Just admiring the...adornments, ma'am.
Joshelyn's eyes sparkle with amusement. She snaps her fan shut, tucking it into her corset.
JOSHELYN
(teasingly)
Well, I reckon you're a mighty bold one, Li Wei. Most men wouldn't dare eye a lady's wallet so brazenly.
Li Wei leans back in his chair, his eyes never leaving Joshelyn's face.
LI WEI
(smirking)
I'm not most men, ma'am.
Joshelyn's grin widens, and she winks at Li Wei.
JOSHELYN
(giggling)
I reckon that's true.
The two engage in a flirtatious stare-down, the tension between them palpable. The saloon patrons fade into the background as they size each other up, the air thick with anticipation.
FADE TO BLACK.