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[Chrysler Building]

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have I covered the mood on kiwifarms yet

 

[cosmic veteran]

have I covered the mood on kiwifarms yet

yep

 

[ipreferpickles]

God chose Trump to win.

 

[Ferengi of Romania]

Perfection
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Kenny write this down, this how you make a site homepage you can't navigate .

What the fuck is wrong with him? Is he deliberately breaking his site because he has a broken dick so everyone else has to suffer too?

Most people mature with age, this fat faggot is ass backward and gets more retarded with age. His BP hags will stuff him into a nursing home with a couple of years at this rate.

 

[mtil]

I don't think he's that autistic

he's actually too autistic for that

 

[ipreferpickles]

The Donald Trump thread was locked after it was raided by smug Trump supporters. It will probably stay locked now that Trump is going to be President.

 

[Larva]

Meanwhile the site is still crashing constantly

 

[youthful_ shannel]

The Donald Trump thread was locked after it was raided by smug Trump supporters. It will probably stay locked now that Trump is going to be President.

I can't believe the Kamaloids actually thought they were going to win, her own party gave up on her a month ago.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Meanwhile the site is still crashing constantly

That's because a ton of people are trying to see and talk about the election outcome, and the site can't handle it.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Meanwhile the site is still crashing constantly

As soon as that started to happen more frequently everyone immediately ran to the "We're being DDOOOOOOOOOOOSS'D" excuse.

Who the fuck are they trying to kid at this point? Josh broke something because that's all he's ever good at doing.

 

[Larva]

What the fuck is she talking about?

Context: A&N talking about that squirrel that got killed.

 

[kiwifails]

he's actually too autistic for that

It's funny because Ken's actually a better person than Josh

 

[Lin Kuei Assassin]

No don't you see @thefrogninja thinks he's based because.....niggers.

Oh right. . . .the repeated resort visits.

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have I covered the mood on kiwifarms yet

every day is election day at the perv farms

 

[youthful_ shannel]

It's funny because Ken's actually a better person than Josh

Ken is even more handsome than Josh, it's a fact.
Josh could easily prove me wrong however, were she to face reveal. UwU

 

[kiwifails]

Ken is even more handsome than Josh, it's a fact.
Josh could easily prove me wrong however, were she to face reveal. UwU

Jocelyn is a sensitive kind of gal .....
she's shy that's why she's reluctant to show her face

 

[youthful_ shannel]

Jocelyn is a sensitive kind of gal .....
she's shy that's why she's reluctant to show her face

She could at least bat her eyelashes coquettishly over a paper fan.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

She could at least bat her eyelashes coquettishly over a paper fan.

Applying lipstick then puckering her lips, looking in the direction of her crush... An Asian male with his eyes on her wallet

 

[kiwifails]

She could at least bat her eyelashes coquettishly over a paper fan.

Applying lipstick then puckering her lips, looking in the direction of her crush... An Asian male with his eyes on her wallet

FADE IN:

INT. SALOON - DAY

The swinging doors creak as patrons mosey in and out of the establishment. The air is thick with smoke and the sound of clinking glasses. JOSHELYN, a sassy saloon girl with curly blonde locks and a flirtatious grin, sits in front of a vanity, primping in the mirror. She applies a fresh coat of lipstick, puckering her lips as she admires her reflection.

JOSHELYN
(to herself)
Ah, perfect.

She bats her eyelashes coquettishly, practicing her best "come hither" look. Her eyes land on a handsome young Asian man, LI WEI, sitting across the room, sipping a whiskey. He's dressed in worn leather and denim, with a wide-brimmed hat slung low over his eyes.

JOSHELYN
(whispering to herself)
And there's my target.

Li Wei glances up, catching Joshelyn's eye. For a moment, they lock gazes, and Joshelyn's cheeks flush. She quickly looks away, fanning herself with a delicate paper fan.

JOSHELYN
(batting her eyelashes again)
Oh my, it's getting mighty hot in here.

Li Wei raises an eyebrow, his eyes drifting to Joshelyn's wallet, which lies open on the table beside her. A wad of cash peeks out, and Li Wei's gaze lingers.

JOSHELYN
(noticing his interest)
Oh, you're lookin' at my purse, huh? Thinkin' I'm a high roller, I reckon?

Li Wei shrugs, a hint of a smile playing on his lips.

LI WEI
(in a smooth, low tone)
Just admiring the...adornments, ma'am.

Joshelyn's eyes sparkle with amusement. She snaps her fan shut, tucking it into her corset.

JOSHELYN
(teasingly)
Well, I reckon you're a mighty bold one, Li Wei. Most men wouldn't dare eye a lady's wallet so brazenly.

Li Wei leans back in his chair, his eyes never leaving Joshelyn's face.

LI WEI
(smirking)
I'm not most men, ma'am.

Joshelyn's grin widens, and she winks at Li Wei.

JOSHELYN
(giggling)
I reckon that's true.

The two engage in a flirtatious stare-down, the tension between them palpable. The saloon patrons fade into the background as they size each other up, the air thick with anticipation.

FADE TO BLACK.

 

[SentinentCloud]

kiwi farms is becoming reddit lmao

 

[The Washington Ogre]

kiwi farms is becoming reddit lmao

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The song quoted seems to be from a goth band during the Bush years. They really are all just Obama drones.

What the fuck is wrong with him? Is he deliberately breaking his site because he has a broken dick so everyone else has to suffer too?

I'm going to disagree here. It's like the birthday hats or old snow layers sites had on Christmas: random buffoonery to make things funny. It only fucked the site completely for phone posters and those are undesirables anyways.