Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[youthful_ shannel]

Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.

Yeah, he needs to go to a tailor initially, only slim boys get to buy suits off the rack.

 

[kiwifails]

L

i was just thinking this

Oh jeeze, can you imagine Null smugly chuckling and acting all high and mighty because he went to fucking court of all places.

View attachment 70105 - "I went out and made a difference, what did YOU do today, faggot?"

(Chuckles smugly*)
we're going to save the West.

 

[Betelgeuse]

Yeah, he needs to go to a tailor initially, only slim boys get to buy suits off the rack.

I mean just thinking about his weird little pear-shaped dimensions he's going to have to shell out the money to get it bespoke from scratch. Have you ever seen a big and tall fat guy suit off the rack? It looks awful.

He'll even probably be at the point where he has to wear suspenders and a vest because of how fucking weird just suspenders would look on him. A belt is out of the question because it wouldn't keep his pants up.

I have the standard black one for funerals, I have a blue pinstripe for things like weddings and formal celebrations, and I have a white leisure suit that I wear sometimes where an open collar and rolled up sleeves are permitted, but I still need to dress up.

I have spent my fair share of time messing with suits and every large or even oddly shaped man that I've talked to has told me that it is a pain in the ass to get a good suit.

 

[The Gays From LA]

The androgirls pay Null a visit:

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I think American talc is carcinogenic.

Only if it hasn't been purified well enough. In its natural form it sometimes has asbestos but those can be removed and then it's perfectly safe to use. It's just that some companies cheaped out.

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Null thinks transsexuals working in the tech industry are harassing him with anime sent through his inbox.

He's basically admitting that he is successfully trolled by signing him up for mailing lists.

You ever heard of sargon of Applebee's

I have a funny video about that but it's 8 mins long and it won't let me post it here.

 

[cosmic veteran]

He's basically admitting that he is successfully trolled by signing him up for mailing lists.

or how about exposing himself as a closeted anime fan? that seems more plausible to me. remember, this guy is a narcissistic machiavellian. him lying about this won't be surprising

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

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Here's a hot life tip for you have you tried just being honest interest-worthy. Instead of just trying to appear so.

It's gonna be one of those navy polyester suits that American neocons always wear for some reason. Make it extra shiny, too

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.

Good. Fatties deserve nothing

 

[thefrogninja]

In a move that shocks nobody Square has terminated Josh's account, cutting this year's merch sale short.


WHY AREN'T PRIVATE COMPANIES FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO DO BUSINESS WITH JOSHUA CONNOR MOON?!??!

 

[Mr. Blobby's Wild Ride]

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"Now that I'm really paying my taxes"

...is this null casually admitting he was doing tax evasion?

 

[youthful_ shannel]

In a move that shocks nobody Square has terminated Josh's account, cutting this year's merch sale short.
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WHY AREN'T PRIVATE COMPANIES FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO DO BUSINESS WITH JOSHUA CONNOR MOON?!??!

Has he tried appealing it 300 times on stream?

 

[Kan]

"Now that I'm really paying my taxes"

...is this null casually admitting he was doing tax evasion?

 

[Fedbuster]

Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc.

>using adult baby powder
>admitting to using it even ironically in a shitpost

ngmi.

L

(Chuckles smugly*)
we're going to save the West.

I hate autistic retard shit like this. It completely ruins my suspension of disbelief when these sub-humans would sooner just reach for the discord banhammer instead of moralfagging about semantics for 5 minutes like they do here. You know, actual dialogue between two parties like human beings have to communicate. Not how things go with the internet fiefdoms of today with petty tyrants. They are more accurately depicted like the red queen of alice in wonderland. Where they just act autistic and compulsively sperg "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" like its a god damn accent.

This would be more accurately shown within 30 seconds. The newfag just shows up and they go "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" and ban them. Then they play dumb and wonder why there's never anyone around. THE END. Not any of this br*tbong semantic bullshit.

 

[kiwifails]

It's gonna be one of those navy polyester suits that American neocons always wear for some reason. Make it extra shiny, too

I don't know If they make it short and fat.

 

[kiwifails]

Only if it hasn't been purified well enough. In its natural form it sometimes has asbestos but those can be removed and then it's perfectly safe to use. It's just that some companies cheaped out.

He's basically admitting that he is successfully trolled by signing him up for mailing lists.

I have a funny video about that but it's 8 mins long and it won't let me post it here.

Compress it
What's the name of the video maybe I can find it

 

[kiwifails]

"Now that I'm really paying my taxes"

...is this null casually admitting he was doing tax evasion?

I was thinking that too.....
Because crypto is now taxed

 

[Larva]

In a move that shocks nobody Square has terminated Josh's account, cutting this year's merch sale short.
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WHY AREN'T PRIVATE COMPANIES FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO DO BUSINESS WITH JOSHUA CONNOR MOON?!??!

>Bends the knee to terfoid fatties
>Account terminated
Reap what you sow

 

[kiwifails]

>using adult baby powder
>admitting to using it even ironically in a shitpost

ngmi.



I hate autistic retard shit like this. It completely ruins my suspension of disbelief when these sub-humans would sooner just reach for the discord banhammer instead of moralfagging about semantics for 5 minutes like they do here. You know, actual dialogue between two parties like human beings have to communicate. Not how things go with the internet fiefdoms of today with petty tyrants. They are more accurately depicted like the red queen of alice in wonderland. Where they just act autistic and compulsively sperg "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" like its a god damn accent.

This would be more accurately shown within 30 seconds. The newfag just shows up and they go "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" and ban them. Then they play dumb and wonder why there's never anyone around. THE END. Not any of this br*tbong semantic bullshit.

Nigga calm down and have a Snickers

 

[youthful_ shannel]

>using adult baby powder
>admitting to using it even ironically in a shitpost

ngmi.

Bongland is a damp, cold and dark country, so bongoblins need talc, it doesn't have the same connotations there. I feel like talc in the US is only for the Louisiana fancy men, in white suits and broken french, but in the UK hard working miner men wore talc.

I don't know If the make it short and fat.

I think we grossly overestimate Nulls height here on Onion Farms and I will not stand for it for one moment longer. The going assumption seems to be 5'6", but in one of those photo he is standing NECK AND NECK with some Asians and it is giving me definite 5'2" vibes.

 

[kiwifails]

Bongland is a damp, cold and dark country, so bongoblins need talc, it doesn't have the same connotations there. I feel like talc in the US is only for the Louisiana fancy men, in white suits and broken french, but in the UK hard working miner men wore talc.


I think we grossly overestimate Nulls height here on Onion Farms and I will not stand for it for one moment longer. The going assumption seems to be 5'6", but in one of those photo he is standing NECK AND NECK with some Asians and it is giving me definite 5'2" vibes.

I'd be shocked if he wasn't shorter than the gunt and probably fatter than Ethan