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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24, I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.

Yeah wait a minute why am I even giving him good advice?

Null, go buy an off the rack suit at Sears and then go get it tailored at men's wearhouse, you fucking CHUD.
 
I'm just amazed. This dude AMAZES me with his fucking weirdness.
He's the huwhite Jeebuz of frozen peaches, don't you know?
People like this can VOTE, that's the fucked up part
But he probably doesn't. joshy is paranoid enough to stay off the electoral roll, out of fear of being dox'd
I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24
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The man who knocked Ali on his ass, with the famous 'Ammer. This is the only Aftershave a man needs.
I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.
Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc. I used to use Imperial Leather, but for some strange reason, it's now only available on ebay for £50, it used to be £3.

I can recommend...
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Really cheap. And that's the thing that knocks out the stuff that causes BO. TRS Sartor, eat your heart out.
 
He's the huwhite Jeebuz of frozen peaches, don't you know?

But he probably doesn't. joshy is paranoid enough to stay off the electoral roll, out of fear of being dox'd

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The man who knocked Ali on his ass, with the famous 'Ammer. This is the only Aftershave a man needs.

Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc. I used to use Imperial Leather, but for some strange reason, it's now only available on ebay for £50, it used to be £3.

I can recommend...
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Really cheap. And that's the thing that knocks out the stuff that causes BO. TRS Sartor, eat your heart out.
I think American talc is carcinogenic.
 
You go to thrift stores or even better yet pawn shops and you buy the most quality one they have. And I don't mean the price tag, because if you can get a Brooks Brothers that costs $200 you're going to want to buy that one over the bullshit $300 off the rack piece of shit from the mall.
Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.
 
Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.

When you're right you're right I didn't even think about that. He's going to have to go back vintage like 40 years.

I don't even know how much that'll run you but now you're in the territory where you might as well just get a bespoke suit made from scratch.
 
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