This is true he is a rather virile individual
Gunt should become Mormon.
I use talc powder the kind for men keeps my balls dry. I have to get a imported from Europe though as its banned in America cornstarch just ain't doing it.
Yeah, I remember the cancer thing. That's why I mentioned the price of Imperial Leather, it's insane, not really a problem, as normal "baby powder" (aka talc) is still cheap.
It's not hard to bully a tubby little cry bully like him.
Still got to be done.
Yeah people used to be a lot shorter but the average height for a male now is 5'10 anything shorter than that you're a pygmy.
Hacktuliply, it's 6ft. I recent upset someone at Church, he called be tall, and I said (friendly like, but firmly) "No, I'm average height". You can't let the small people start thinking they are even "average". If they feed their kids, and make be active, they'll grow (seriously, my Dad was taller than his Dad, I'm taller than my Dad was at his peak (you slowly get a bit shorter as you get old). Yeah, yeah, that was during the Golden Age, and clearly the future is "You will all be shorter than the Chinks, they want to be the tall people, and the rest of the world just isn't playing cricket" with the "You will be pasty and skinny fat soy latte, you will live in a dorm with 500 other people, not like jail at all (honest guv), you will be Soylent Green when you are deemed a useless eater" propaganda of late.
So Joshua Moon cannot buy his Square Enix games anymore
It says Merchant account. 1. lol "merchant" rubs hands "account" 2. Isn't that an account that sells? Also: joshy lies, in the email from them, it gives the terms that have been broken. Anyone au fait enough, to look that shit up? joshy has a history of taking money and not delivering the goods, it sounds like it's happened again.
He really is in the shit with his finances, isn't he? And dumb as fuck to mention it. It doesn't really bode well, if you want to hook some mark/patsy, if you are caught (again) fucking with peoples money, you shouldn't really mention it at all. If you want an Monetized Hugbox(tm), you got to keep the investors (the kwiffar) feeling confident.
Fortunately, for the Onioneer, joshy just has to run to the hugbox to get the kwiffar to stroke his ego, and tell him it's not his fault, when it obviously is (again).