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Probably. That advice extremely easily applies to him.
What an ASSHOLE. Why would you get a cheap suit tailored? That's like getting a high quality paint job on a 83 oldsmobile cutlass supreme that you bought from habib's crazy car lot.
You go to thrift stores or even better yet pawn shops and you buy the most quality one they have. And I don't mean the price tag, because if you can get a Brooks Brothers that costs $200 you're going to want to buy that one over the bullshit $300 off the rack piece of shit from the mall.
How can you be as old as he is and not understand how to not dress like a mongoloid?
I'm really hoping for my faith in humanity that this is just a joke he made that I'm not understanding.
Nektar Geist
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Same reason he was asking the kwiffar for after shave/cologne advice. Fatherless.
I'm just amazed. This dude AMAZES me with his fucking weirdness.
People like this can VOTE, that's the fucked up part.
youthful_ shannel
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I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24, I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.
Yeah wait a minute why am I even giving him good advice?
Null, go buy an off the rack suit at Sears and then go get it tailored at men's wearhouse, you fucking CHUD.
Nektar Geist
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He's the huwhite Jeebuz of frozen peaches, don't you know?
But he probably doesn't. joshy is paranoid enough to stay off the electoral roll, out of fear of being dox'd
The man who knocked Ali on his ass, with the famous 'Ammer. This is the only Aftershave a man needs.
Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc. I used to use Imperial Leather, but for some strange reason, it's now only available on ebay for £50, it used to be £3.
I can recommend...
Really cheap. And that's the thing that knocks out the stuff that causes BO. TRS Sartor, eat your heart out.
Speaker of the House Bustin' Jieber
youthful_ shannel
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I think American talc is carcinogenic.
ipreferpickles
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Null thinks transsexuals working in the tech industry are harassing him with anime sent through his inbox.
I've definitely added jcmoon@pm.me to some questionable mailing lists
I prefer WW2 era Jewish soap operas because you get to wash your hands with the cast afterwards.
>January
Bro is digging up old ass posts because he is still seething at me. @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt @Kan is derailing the thread again.
I ask myself this everyday
You ever heard of sargon of Applebee's
This is Josh displaying once again he has no self-realization
I thought that was talc in general