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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
For the record, we are in good standing with our Onionmart.
Yeah. With zero customers, you can't gyp people.
I mean I could see him starting his own polygamist cult.
Gunt's deffo thought of it, a lot.
Norwegian girlfriend
The Norg identifier made me laugh. But, that's it, Chris has 1. A gf 2. An "interesting" one, one from Knorglandia. joshy's just got Chinky bumchums. WHo get him in trouble (Autistic Spite with MTG thing, Zhen with the $400k+ thing).
Josh has an empty pizza box and a life most unfulfilled.
Don't forget the mentally unwell speds who (atm) suck his balls, but who will eventually turn on him.
Until it blew up in his face.
This is a lie akin to the "I have no connection to Russia... apart from I use a RUssian PP, so yeah I totz do".
Josh could be making money off of kiwi farms but that require that he gets his dick skinners off of things and take it back seat.
TO give him credit, he has monetized the site/MATI (which is just him reading Commie Farms, in an annoying voice), some of that might be money laundering, joshy's past blah blah blah. But...
Take the advice from other people and start cooperating with companies and countries.
"start cooperating" suggests that joshy hasn't preemptively burnt all bridges, plus... what the fuck he got to bring to the table?

I like to use examples of the "relative success" of PPPski/The Criscoe Kasino (PPP is very oily), mainly because it infuriates joshy. He's got on the Cornhole Casino train too late. But, if you look at PPPski, the reason people watch them, is because they have actually DONE STUFF IRL. Warski attempted to solicit the murder of a group of people, and got his cock & balls out, PPP assaulted a police, and displayed his bunghole to The Internet, this sells. I'm not saying this is a good thing, btw. Throw in Warski getting KTFO in comedy short time. I mean,c'mon, I've only been aware of Andy since the Weekend With Warski, which is a pretty good introduction to who Andy Peres is n all, but credit due, ANdy deserves to be meme history, even if it's in future, where people (who don't know who he is) are just using his face in a meme that signify "Retard getting knocked out".

broom ain't going to do that. Plus, and you can't stress this enough: Annoying voice.
None of this is going to happen of course because that's his special sandbox and nobody is going to tell him what to do.
There is that too
Josh is the cause of all of Josh's problems.
The way the dirty kikey nig nogs do him.
Why are jewsh’s mods so retarded?
Middle class liberal parents. And FAS
They have blatant minors begging for personal armies in most threads yet they will just decline your report despite them breaking site rules.
Minors. Looking for acknowledgement. Online, so pretty autistic and gullible. Arrested development jannies. On Commie "Remember that time the head broom asked for CSAM, for reasons?" Farms. What could go wrong?
have to generate activity another way so the site looks active
Enter lidl drip with le epique treeeewwwwlllll.
I believe it's because Josh intentionally hires people that he thinks aren't a threat to him intellectually emotionally and mentally.
TBH, I think most of the jannies are fairly old fag, and probably aren't getting a paying wage, it's prolly kick backs from paypigs. The "usual suspects" are best part of a decade old. The way things work, maybe joshy can't fire them, because they are marginally better at wrenching.
extension of his will or some other grandiose bullshit
He means it's an extension of his penis. It doesn't work, and it's riddled with virus'.
 
I believe it's because Josh intentionally hires people that he thinks aren't a threat to him intellectually emotionally and mentally.
Remember how Josh said the site is supposed to be an extension of his will or some other grandiose bullshit? I'm pretty sure he sees them like protégés.
He might think that way now, but he picked them at random for awhile based on which user annoyed him the least. I think it was It's HK-47 who said he found out Null made him a mod without asking him about it beforehand.
 
Gura and mori Calliope are doxxed but not doxx maxxed yet so I’ll get to them soon. Kobo and Bijou are also still at large.

Dude the cartels own Mexico all of its industries and there is no Mexican government

Remember how Josh said the site is supposed to be an extension of his will or some other grandiose bullshit? I'm pretty sure he sees them like protégés.
That's because Josh has set himself up give me some kind of cult-of personality like figure. I think that's why he's trying to create a separate forum for women only he knows the playbook.
Yeah. With zero customers, you can't gyp people.
Well if he'd stop banning everybody he might actually start getting some customers.
Gunt's deffo thought of it, a lot.
The Norg identifier made me laugh. But, that's it, Chris has 1. A gf 2. An "interesting" one, one from Knorglandia. joshy's just got Chinky bumchums. WHo get him in trouble (Autistic Spite with MTG thing, Zhen with the $400k+ thing).
It's because Josh doesn't have friends he has people he can use it's a stepping stone. Because nobody's greater than Mommy special little boy. This is why he can't have a girlfriend it's an existential threat to him and a paradox. If he gets a girlfriend smarter than him this will make himself conscious about himself. If he gets a girlfriend dumber than him. Then she would annoy him perpetually.
Don't forget the mentally unwell speds who (atm) suck his balls, but who will eventually turn on him.
That would be Josh's harem of hogs and pay pigs. But you're not as satisfying as he thought they would be profitable though.
This is a lie akin to the "I have no connection to Russia... apart from I use a RUssian PP, so yeah I totz do".

TO give him credit, he has monetized the site/MATI (which is just him reading Commie Farms, in an annoying voice), some of that might be money laundering, joshy's past blah blah blah. But...
Yeah but he could be actually making money as a gossip website if he wasn't the internet's edgy boy. And socially retarded
"start cooperating" suggests that joshy hasn't preemptively burnt all bridges, plus... what the fuck he got to bring to the table?
Josh doesn't burn Bridges he incinerates them.
broom ain't going to do that. Plus, and you can't stress this enough: Annoying voice.
He sounds like a punchable faggot. Apparently though some people find this endearing. I think this is Josh smartly attracting the most parasocial bottom feeders he can. And then relating to them.
There is that too
Josh has never had to share anything especially not the extra large table size pizza that he had yesterday.
The way the dirty kikey nig nogs do him.
And don't forget the trannies they're like bush ninjas when you least suspected they jump out and yell Ninja at you. That's why he's always watching over his shoulder. And probably not because the shady shit that he's up to.
Middle class liberal parents. And FAS

Minors. Looking for acknowledgement. Online, so pretty autistic and gullible. Arrested development jannies. On Commie "Remember that time the head broom asked for CSAM, for reasons?" Farms. What could go wrong?

Enter lidl drip with le epique treeeewwwwlllll.

TBH, I think most of the jannies are fairly old fag, and probably aren't getting a paying wage, it's prolly kick backs from paypigs. The "usual suspects" are best part of a decade old. The way things work, maybe joshy can't fire them, because they are marginally better at wrenching.
There's that's this rumor been going around for ages that their pay piggies that are loyal devotees. So they might not be doing it for free they might be paying to do it.
He means it's an extension of his penis. It doesn't work, and it's riddled with virus'.
Remember everything Josh does is because of his fatherless upbringing and his malfunctioning penis.
 
Apparently though some people find this endearing.
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"Null angrypoosting at users are my favorite posts on this website. It's the tasmanian devil shredding a whole hock of meat in written form."
 
Null is going to take on the entire US Congress.

Here's what Null fantasizes his performance at the US Congress is going to be like:

Matt Taibbi before Congress discussing Twitter censorship of American citizens in violation of the 1A

However, if Null did ever appear before an American political body, it would be more like this (with Null unlike Zuckerberg refusing to apologize):

'Zuckerberg, what the hell were you thinking?': Ted Cruz grills Meta CEO on Instagram's child safety


Moment Mark Zuckerberg apologizes to families of children harmed online

 
Yeah but he could be actually making money as a gossip website if he wasn't the internet's edgy boy. And socially retarded
Could? Consider the poor schmuck he's trying to rope in to let the broom use as a bank account, credit score. I did a basic sum to show he could reasonably get a mil from less than 1000 pay pigs. Thing of it is: While joshy loves crypto, you still have to convert it, as most of your basic retail places don't do it. I can imagine joshy getting reamed in these transactions, and getting considerably less than he actual needs to get.
This is why he can't have a girlfriend it's an existential threat to him and a paradox.
That and he's a homo into chinky cat boys. That may trump the Satre factor, here.
And probably not because the shady shit that he's up to.
joshy forgets, just because some of the people the Commie Farms (the joshy Personal Army) have fucked with, are kind of deserving of it (I'm thinking Vordrak, and E-lame), doesn't mean people will forget said shady shit.
Null is going to take on the entire US Congress.
Joshy does DC. The only way the broom is getting an invite, for anything, from any of these people, is when they decide to sacrifice a fat, homeless looking virgin (bets he still is), by kicking him to death. Then, ironically being vored al la Society (1989 film Zoomer).
 
But null is a moid scrote :thinking:
Incorrect, Null is a beautiful Belgian girl in the prime of her life.
Null is schizoposting about the feds sending immigrant death squads into areas affected by Hurricane Helene to kill off all the white survivors.
Yikes, maybe he should hold off on buying that tailored suit.
You're talking about the Norf. I'm surprised that using talc/body powder (not actually the same thing) is such a controversial stance. I guess that smelling nice to women... that must be that faggy gay shit, right?
The South of England and the North of France are pretty damp, especially when you compare them to colder cities in the East. I can do minus temperatures in Warsaw no problem, but that wet English air seeps into my bones.
 
but that wet English air seeps into my bones.
Sure you aren't thinking of Wales (original sheep shaggers)? Yes, there is humidity, but it's usually dry, and the flooding is due to poorly maintaining rivers and dinlos who paved over their gardens. Anyway, mist is romantic, innt?
but that wet English air seeps into my bones.
I imagined you sounding like Alistair Cooke, there.
 
Sure you aren't thinking of Wales (original sheep shaggers)? Yes, there is humidity, but it's usually dry, and the flooding is due to poorly maintaining rivers and dinlos who paved over their gardens. Anyway, mist is romantic, innt?

I imagined you sounding like Alistair Cooke, there.
England feels damp, don't Africans keep dying because they don't know that they have to open a window in their dingy council flats?

Also back to Nulls height.

Here we see Null with some Asians, they are roughly the same size.
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And here is an Average Floridian man standing next to an Asian person.
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I think we can assert from these images that Null is 5'2.
 
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