youthful_ shannel
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How short is Gunt? I feel like Joselyn is an inch taller than Gunt... although not nearly as virile.
Reason: added specifity
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The gunt allegedly is 5'4 5'5
So let's say is 5'6 well into manlet territory. And we're talking probably closer to 280 in weight
youthful_ shannel
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Oh Josh isn't taller than 5'4, never mind.
Don't believe so giving his body type he appears to be short and pudgy.
A ham'let
Nektar Geist
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You're talking about the Norf. I'm surprised that using talc/body powder (not actually the same thing) is such a controversial stance. I guess that smelling nice to women... that must be that faggy gay shit, right?
Certainly fatter, ever since Gunt has started drinking Mexican water.
And consider all the booze n pills n trash burgers the gunt has consumed... and his fathered (in a strictly technical sense) two kids... that we/he knows of.
Ironic. If you go back to the 40s, that was typical height for male actors (check it out, the "greats", none of them over 5 8.) Still, I'm over half a foot taller than that. I could easily bully joshy IRL, like most people here. In fact, if you consider the fact, the broom has the same personality as Nick "The Knerf" Effluenes, he probably gets the same shitty service, y'know, incorrect orders, poorly cooked, with unordered "special sauce".
btw, isn't there a photo of joshy with other people (Hotwheels was there(?), you can roughly work out the brooms height from that photo.
I use talc powder the kind for men keeps my balls dry. I have to get a imported from Europe though as its banned in America cornstarch just ain't doing it.
Yeah the gunt has lost some weight a steady diet of Mexican water and dysentery will do that.
This is true he is a rather virile individual
It's not hard to bully a tubby little cry bully like him.
Yeah people used to be a lot shorter but the average height for a male now is 5'10 anything shorter than that you're a pygmy.
As far as I know he's been quoted Josh has been quoted as being a little over 55
Boobie Bomb
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So Joshua Moon cannot buy his Square Enix games anymore
Chrysler Building
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Jocelyn is now protected from the evil tranny nigger homo woke F E M I N I S T final fantasy collection <3
Nektar Geist
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Gunt should become Mormon.
Yeah, I remember the cancer thing. That's why I mentioned the price of Imperial Leather, it's insane, not really a problem, as normal "baby powder" (aka talc) is still cheap.
Still got to be done.
Hacktuliply, it's 6ft. I recent upset someone at Church, he called be tall, and I said (friendly like, but firmly) "No, I'm average height". You can't let the small people start thinking they are even "average". If they feed their kids, and make be active, they'll grow (seriously, my Dad was taller than his Dad, I'm taller than my Dad was at his peak (you slowly get a bit shorter as you get old). Yeah, yeah, that was during the Golden Age, and clearly the future is "You will all be shorter than the Chinks, they want to be the tall people, and the rest of the world just isn't playing cricket" with the "You will be pasty and skinny fat soy latte, you will live in a dorm with 500 other people, not like jail at all (honest guv), you will be Soylent Green when you are deemed a useless eater" propaganda of late.
It says Merchant account. 1. lol "merchant" rubs hands "account" 2. Isn't that an account that sells? Also: joshy lies, in the email from them, it gives the terms that have been broken. Anyone au fait enough, to look that shit up? joshy has a history of taking money and not delivering the goods, it sounds like it's happened again.
He really is in the shit with his finances, isn't he? And dumb as fuck to mention it. It doesn't really bode well, if you want to hook some mark/patsy, if you are caught (again) fucking with peoples money, you shouldn't really mention it at all. If you want an Monetized Hugbox(tm), you got to keep the investors (the kwiffar) feeling confident.
Fortunately, for the Onioneer, joshy just has to run to the hugbox to get the kwiffar to stroke his ego, and tell him it's not his fault, when it obviously is (again).
For the record, we are in good standing with our Onionmart.
I mean I could see him starting his own polygamist cult. The fact is he's sired two kids and Chris Chan has a Norwegian girlfriend. Josh has an empty pizza box and a life most unfulfilled.
That was Johnson & Johnson they caused that. Because that company is evil. Unfortunately it caused a scared America and we just outright band talc powder. It's now corn cornstarch. I get whatever that English brand is that comes in a gold can. Smells fresh
The bullying will continue until his behavior improves.
I'm slightly above average at 6 ft
I'm slightly shorter My grandpa was like 6'4 My dad is 6'3 and my brother is 6'1
That's my guess Josh probably violated terms of service or at least was warned he was in violation of it. And decided to ignore it. Until it blew up in his face.
Josh could be making money off of kiwi farms but that require that he gets his dick skinners off of things and take it back seat. Take the advice from other people and start cooperating with companies and countries. None of this is going to happen of course because that's his special sandbox and nobody is going to tell him what to do.
Josh is the cause of all of Josh's problems.
They banned the posters that produced decent content for wrongthink and have to generate activity another way so the site looks active
I believe it's because Josh intentionally hires people that he thinks aren't a threat to him intellectually emotionally and mentally.
Shadfan666xxx000
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Remember how Josh said the site is supposed to be an extension of his will or some other grandiose bullshit? I'm pretty sure he sees them like protégés.
Nektar Geist
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Yeah. With zero customers, you can't gyp people.
Gunt's deffo thought of it, a lot.
The Norg identifier made me laugh. But, that's it, Chris has 1. A gf 2. An "interesting" one, one from Knorglandia. joshy's just got Chinky bumchums. WHo get him in trouble (Autistic Spite with MTG thing, Zhen with the $400k+ thing).
Don't forget the mentally unwell speds who (atm) suck his balls, but who will eventually turn on him.
This is a lie akin to the "I have no connection to Russia... apart from I use a RUssian PP, so yeah I totz do".
TO give him credit, he has monetized the site/MATI (which is just him reading Commie Farms, in an annoying voice), some of that might be money laundering, joshy's past blah blah blah. But...
"start cooperating" suggests that joshy hasn't preemptively burnt all bridges, plus... what the fuck he got to bring to the table?
I like to use examples of the "relative success" of PPPski/The Criscoe Kasino (PPP is very oily), mainly because it infuriates joshy. He's got on the Cornhole Casino train too late. But, if you look at PPPski, the reason people watch them, is because they have actually DONE STUFF IRL. Warski attempted to solicit the murder of a group of people, and got his cock & balls out, PPP assaulted a police, and displayed his bunghole to The Internet, this sells. I'm not saying this is a good thing, btw. Throw in Warski getting KTFO in comedy short time. I mean,c'mon, I've only been aware of Andy since the Weekend With Warski, which is a pretty good introduction to who Andy Peres is n all, but credit due, ANdy deserves to be meme history, even if it's in future, where people (who don't know who he is) are just using his face in a meme that signify "Retard getting knocked out".
broom ain't going to do that. Plus, and you can't stress this enough: Annoying voice.
There is that too
The way the dirty kikey nig nogs do him.
Middle class liberal parents. And FAS
Minors. Looking for acknowledgement. Online, so pretty autistic and gullible. Arrested development jannies. On Commie "Remember that time the head broom asked for CSAM, for reasons?" Farms. What could go wrong?
Enter lidl drip with le epique treeeewwwwlllll.
TBH, I think most of the jannies are fairly old fag, and probably aren't getting a paying wage, it's prolly kick backs from paypigs. The "usual suspects" are best part of a decade old. The way things work, maybe joshy can't fire them, because they are marginally better at wrenching.
He means it's an extension of his penis. It doesn't work, and it's riddled with virus'.
further proving that josh is a closeted weaboo
ipreferpickles
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He might think that way now, but he picked them at random for awhile based on which user annoyed him the least. I think it was It's HK-47 who said he found out Null made him a mod without asking him about it beforehand.
Shadfan666xxx000
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That sure didn't workout.
That's because Josh has set himself up give me some kind of cult-of personality like figure. I think that's why he's trying to create a separate forum for women only he knows the playbook.
Well if he'd stop banning everybody he might actually start getting some customers.
It's because Josh doesn't have friends he has people he can use it's a stepping stone. Because nobody's greater than Mommy special little boy. This is why he can't have a girlfriend it's an existential threat to him and a paradox. If he gets a girlfriend smarter than him this will make himself conscious about himself. If he gets a girlfriend dumber than him. Then she would annoy him perpetually.
That would be Josh's harem of hogs and pay pigs. But you're not as satisfying as he thought they would be profitable though.
Yeah but he could be actually making money as a gossip website if he wasn't the internet's edgy boy. And socially retarded
Josh doesn't burn Bridges he incinerates them.
He sounds like a punchable faggot. Apparently though some people find this endearing. I think this is Josh smartly attracting the most parasocial bottom feeders he can. And then relating to them.
Josh has never had to share anything especially not the extra large table size pizza that he had yesterday.
And don't forget the trannies they're like bush ninjas when you least suspected they jump out and yell Ninja at you. That's why he's always watching over his shoulder. And probably not because the shady shit that he's up to.
There's that's this rumor been going around for ages that their pay piggies that are loyal devotees. So they might not be doing it for free they might be paying to do it.
Remember everything Josh does is because of his fatherless upbringing and his malfunctioning penis.