So Elaine made a thread on Twitter today, where she explained the Nenetl/Tesco/Null lore:
Onion Farmer from LA, I’m going to break this down for you, because despite being an absolutely awful investigator, you have the spirit and that counts for something.
There are multiple posts, so read under this one.
Archived:
https://archive.is/TURY8
Elaine claims that Tesco and Null's relationship only lasted a few weeks but Tesco is still being harassed on LC for having dated him.
"She hasn’t spoken to Null since 2016 or something and literally seems to have dated him for a few weeks at best.", I am not surprised, I can't imagine a woman putting up with Null for more than a few weeks. Though the DMs that
@brapplebees shared above seen to suggest that it was Null himself who ended the relationship.
Here's what Elaine has to say about Null, Tesco and Nenetl, Sandwich and Jacki:
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
Tescosfinest was a very temporary farmhand. Around 2016 she briefly dated Josh. At the same time, or some time after, Tesco received a pretty shocking amount of harassment, stalking and abuse from Nenetl and her cohorts, like Sandwich & Jacki, who later became my orbiters.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
A thread where Tesco gets continuously attacked on can be seen here (F5 Tesco) : https://lolcow.farm/meta/res/25695.html
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
It was unclear what started the harassment against Tesco, but it seems pretty in line with what I know about http://lolcow.farm jannies.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
Tesco is 100 times better looking than Nenetl, Sandwich and Jacki, but I also suspect that they have an incredibly huge obsession with Josh, to the point they’ve made an effort of targeting any of his exes, or even any women that simp for him.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
Nenetl is still going on about Tesco, earlier this year, or late last year, she tried to enlist SevenEightNine to help identify Tesco. Seven claimed she had Tesco’s new Discord.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
Tesco has barely spoken to these people and is completely confused as to why she’s even been attacked.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
There is zero debate of the fact that Josh and Dynastia knew about it, because as someone who’s been harassed by the same people, they make it very very public and known.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
The degrees of harassment Tesco has experienced could easily be prosecutable. She hasn’t spoken to Null since 2016 or something and literally seems to have dated him for a few weeks at best.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
Josh and Dynastia continued to defend http://lolcow.farm after witnessing what was done to Tesco. Yes, Josh literally put KF’s connection with http://lolcow.farm over his then girlfriend.
Trollcow @TrollcowBackup
Absolutely no respect.
So I decided to have a look at the LC thread where Elaine claims Nenetl and the gang were harassing Tesco:
Retirement & The Future of LCF Anonymous ## Admin 1 year ago No. 25695
After a few months of badly orchestrated infiltration attempts to take over the site, I have decided to no longer accept google form applications. Applications for moderation roles will remain open for the time being. If anyone is interested in taking on full responsibility of the site then the best way to contact me would be email or discord (link is by the listed boards).
I have some potential canidates but I don't like to put all my eggs in one basket. The reality is that if no replacement is found by the end of the year, I will inevitably be forced to pull the plug like PULL or settle for a less than ideal replacement to maintain the pastures. To make the transition easier I have decided to provide detailed documentation of all server infrastructure.
What's Changing?
admin role has reduced technical requirements with optional support in the early transitional months
I am no longer funding the server bill - if you're interested in donating to keep the site afloat then you can email or shoot me a message on discord for the link - monthly server cost is listed at the page
apply as the next Administrator by providing a detailed email explaining your interest and qualifications, discord works too
So this was originally supposed to be a thread about the future of LC and the Admin appearing to step down... but it quickly devolved into something else, as is usual on image board threads.
Let's see what people were posting about Tesco in that thread. We're off to a good start with...
She is kinda famous for being easy and crazy in those circles. And well, if it is her, then I do have more questions….
Is it true you e-dated Josh and he dumped you for sending him pics of you gouging wounds into your body because he didn't respond fast enough to you?
How very Christlike and trad... Null sure knows how to pick' em
She sent her tits to Null, what else would you consider "easy"? He makes it sound like you just need to whisper her name and she will show up with her tits in your inbox. Wonder what gave him that impression? Maybe because.. she hands her nudes out like candy?
The perks of being Null, LMAO.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25949>>25950
>>25943
Was this around the time Null was fucking that one fatty mod that the userbase hated?
Oh, so there was
yet another woman with Null besides Tesco? LMAO, how did Null ever get the reputation of being an incel while he was supposedly with all these different Kiwi women?
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25950>>25951
>>25949
Why do lolcow mods want to fuck Null so badly? You guys are nasty.
Yeah, that is weird. I've seen this kind of 180 before in radical feminists online. I suspect it's because they're separatists, so they don't interact much with normal average males, all their information about men comes from other radical feminists who describe men in the worst possible terms, but since they can't deny their heterosexuality (they LARP at being political lesbians but they're really not) they become attracted to males who personify their stereotype of a sexist chauvinist bastard.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25951>>25952>>25953
>>25950
No, no, it wasn't a lolcow mod I meant that one KF mod who only got it because Null was fucking her. She ended up being a goth fatty-chan with blue hair I think? But, if Tesco sending nudes to Null is true then fucking kek. Admin may be an ana-chan who hates terfs and white women but, at least she isn't throwing her nudes around to fucking Null of all people.
I agree, if this claim is true, there's a side to KF and Null that most people know nothing about.
Good, let this be the end of his TMIng.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25953>>25954>>25959>>26105
>>25951
That sounds like Tescos description, incels used to come on lolcow to post her nudes on the regular and clown her. That is how I know of this affair and her sending nudes to the lookism/Incel abode admin.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25954>>25959>>26105
>>25953
can confirm i saw her buttplug on /pt/ once when she pissed off yet another incel.
What is it with Null and him being into women who are into anal? Was it due to him being a pornsick teenager? We learned from the Blockland posts that he also wanted to take Clara Stocking's anal virginity... but Tanuki has that clip on his Youtube channel where Null actually warns male Kiwis to
not have anal sex. I guess Null eventually got to live out his anal fantasy, but discovered that his fantasy had little to do with the reality of anal sex? Still odd.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25959>>25962>>26105
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>>25953
>>25954
I just remembered the mod went by emspex. Are tesco and empsex the same person or just fatties who look like each other?
Hmmm, is the woman in this picture Tesco or Emspex? If this is someone Null dated I have to say I'm a little disappointed. This is not the kind of female I would've expected Null to pair up with. I mean, she looks emo, but Null made it clear he's into skinny/sporty girls, and she's the opposite of skinny/sporty.
Oh, OK, so the fat emo woman is another KF woman by the name of Emspex, not Tesco (I've read about Emspex here on OF before as yet-another romantic interest of Null's):
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25962
>>25959
Tesco was never a mod on the Kiwifarms, she was a mod here. The girl in the pic you posted is apparently Empspex, but she lives in Finnland so I doubt she ever fucked Null.
The thread devolves further:
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25973>>26101
>>25964
Confirmed for lurking here. Null, you are fat, bug-eyed and none of us would have sex with you. Go away.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25974
>>25963
I'm the anon above, in that case I will emend my post: Elaine you are retarded and Josh will not have sex with you
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 26038>>26040
>>26031
>>26026
He said here >>25773 that he doesn't want lolcow.farm cause he doesn't want to run an imageboard ever again, so why have there been like 100 posts about Null since? Instead maybe we should start looking into where to go from here. I don't think sperging out about Null or the current Admin will save the site.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 26040>>26041>>26043>>26052>>26059>>26214
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>>25695
>>26038
Exactly.
I want to address a few things in this thread as a random lurker. The fact this has turned into a bashing Null, Tesco, elaine and Dyn is absolutely retarded. Maybe you guys haven’t realised but not EVERYONE posting on this thread that has a different opinion is either a KF user or a Cow. Imagine being schizo paranoid enough to believe that. I personally find it disgusting that this thread has turned into somehow pinning the blame on other people and bashing a list of people who have nothing to do with this. To everyone saying that if we hate the admin we should leave the site, what’s your opinion on Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk? You use their services too. The admin doesn’t have to be liked for us to like the site. Pinning the blame on the same 4 people is just typical of this place becoming a bloodbath and more and more deluded. For anyone who wants to know, the site costs are not $1000. And I have no idea what admin needed donations for as she updated this domain in July, therefore paying all her Cloudflare bills already. Don’t be autistic.
Typical image board moment: the thread gets so convoluted with anons responding to one another that no one knows what's what anymore:
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 26105>>26106
>>25954
>>25953
>>25943
>>25959
so i'm confused, did tesco fuck null or have nudes from incels? does the current admin dislike tesco? was the site being modded by nullfuckers? i'm very confused, someone with lore explain
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 26106>>26107>>26108>>26109
>>26105
Rumors around the moid circles she frequents say that she did send Null nudes but he wasn’t interested. She used to be a mod here a few admins ago according to her kiwifarm posts
Oh, so the latest plot twist is that Tesco and Null didn't actually date, she just sent him some lewds but he wasn't interested?
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 26108
>>26106
Imagine how busted you have to be to get rejected by Null. He's fat and ugly and I would not have sex with him.
I don't know, Null says he has one million monthly visitors. That's a huge pool to go fishing in.
Nenetl herself comes into the thread and gives her take on Null/Tesco:
Anonymous ## Admin 1 year ago No. 26109>>26110>>26111>>26113>>26119>>26134>>26163>>26176
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>>26106
I wasn't sure if she was really a moderator but a veteran janitor actually recognized her from mod drama dating back over 4 years ago.
>>25912
>I have absolutely no idea why my old discord ID, or a screenshot of me saying I used to be a farmhand
Thanks for making this easier, I'll only address you once.
>Current admin has had an issue with me before she ever became admin, I'm sure she remembers the discord messages she'd send with pictures from my facebook attached, and vague threats to doxx me, for literally no reason (because I had never interacted with her before that). Not surprised, but yeah, confusing.
What's really confusing is how you're going to sit here and feign ignorance about the rumors you make about staff and the site. I don't care about whatever grudge you have against any former mods or whatever farmer hurt your feelings, why are you feeding Null misinformation? I really got to know what pissed you off so badly that you're willing to serve a मोटी फूहड़ bottom feeding bitch like Josh
What did you mean by having insider info from the guy who created Asherah's Garden? Is he from kiwifarms too? I've been dying to hear about how the scrote that created AG supposedly has insider info. When Null speaks of his ambassadors he's really talking about some pickme ex-farmhand who has a bitter taste in her mouth.
In case I actually have to spell it out:
>there are/has never been troons/scrotes on my staff and if anyone would like to present proof then the floor is all yours
>No, "Ian" does not run the site
I am amazed that in light of recent developments, Null hasn't acknowledged this tinfoil. Surely if I had a gay male to run things for me, because a woman couldn't possibly manage, I wouldn't be stepping down.
>when there are no donations server costs come from either my pocket's or a member of staff's
Meaning I have paid for at least a grand in server costs over the duration of my administration, and that included memory upgrades.
>I didn't make fun of her eyebrows
Whoever made fun of her eyebrows please DM this chick an apology already.
I guess for someone who really doesn't care about this site, you're really willing to invest a good amount of time setting up splinter honeypots, or at least willing to lie about it. It's been entertaining seeing tescoreadymeal and Null act like they don't know each other in our thread. A cautionary tale indeed. But hey, I'm totally just a a paranoid beaner who hates white people. My dislike for Null couldn't possibly be because he spreads rumors to spread distrust within the community.
"When Null speaks of his ambassadors he's really talking about some pickme ex-farmhand who has a bitter taste in her mouth.", wait, Null claims he has "ambassadors"? LMAOOO! #EmpireBuilderSyndrome
"It's been entertaining seeing tescoreadymeal and Null act like they don't know each other in our thread. A cautionary tale indeed. But hey, I'm totally just a a paranoid beaner who hates white people. My dislike for Null couldn't possibly be because he spreads rumors to spread distrust within the community.", again typical image board moment, assuming the people being talked about have showed up and are participating.
>>26148
This tescoreadymeal is a total lolcow. She either needs her own thread at this point or we need to start discussing her in the KF thread. You can tell she has been manically refreshing this thread all day as well, shitting it up with her defending Null and smearing lolcow. I have to wonder if the posts about her nudes and being a fat goth are true, but considering how much she is sperging about anachans I wouldn’t be surprised if she was fat.
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 26176>>26188
>>26109
>>25912
I believe it is I who made fun out of her eyebrows back in the day. I barely lurk these days but got linked this thread.
First of all Tesco, I am sorry for your eyebrows. If I had known five years ago that making fun out of them would result in this much salt, I would have still done it because you clearly need someone to question your judgement. So here I am again, to question your judgement as to why you're still hung up on minor drama from circa 2016. It's been five years, let it go.
However, if your eyebrows are still that messed up- you are lucky that the 2007 emo girl aesthetic seems to be coming back to style. Unfortunately for you though, they are messed up for even a 2007 emo girl. Please reshape them.
With love, your favorite piggu, Oats
Is this Tesco responding to the thread?
Anonymous 1 year ago No. 25912>>25940>>26109>>26176
>>25889
I have absolutely no idea why my old discord ID, or a screenshot of me saying I used to be a farmhand is at all relevant to her complaining about Josh.
I was a janny under the second admin, and was given mod after a while, and then the third admin took over and I was a mod under her, until she decided to get her own team of mods to start fresh. I have never been a mod on KF.
Current admin has had an issue with me before she ever became admin, I'm sure she remembers the discord messages she'd send with pictures from my facebook attached, and vague threats to doxx me, for literally no reason (because I had never interacted with her before that). Not surprised, but yeah, confusing.
Thanks Ingenue!
TLDR, the rumours around the Nenetl/Tesco/Null triangle range from "Null and Tesco dated for a few weeks, Nenetl got mad about it because she fears Null taking over her forum" to "Tesco sent Null some lewds but he just wasn't interested, Nenetl still got mad about it because she fears Null taking over her forum".
There's also all these people discussing Tesco's physique in the thread, but I still don't know what she looks like. Elaine claims in her Twitter thread that
"Tesco is 100 times better looking than Nenetl, Sandwich and Jacki", well, I still don't know what Tesco looks like but I do know that Null has an immensely higher standard for women than he does for himself.
Furthermore, Elaine hates lolcow.farms, she was just ranting about them on her Livestream, so who gave her that diary? (If it wasn't someone from lolcow.farms?)
