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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
To be fair, I don't most of them know about this stuff.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Onion Farms. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shitposting most of the content will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Kengle's autistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from lolcow literature, for instance. The Onion Farmers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Onion Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in SIGSEGV's existencial catchphrase "Bear Computer," which itself is a cryptic reference to 4chan's board /g/. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kengle's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. ? And yes by the way, I DO have an Onion Farms tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
 
Just remember: this is the exact same guy that tons of people on the other farms simp for, calling Daddy and giving money to. Even (supposedly) literal boomers like JosephStalin.
To be fair, I don't think most of them know about this stuff.
I can assure you that JosephStalin doesn't know based on my conversations with him and if you reached out to him respectfully, he would likely understand the situation.
A lot of kiwis are probably like this.
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Onion Farms. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shitposting most of the content will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Kengle's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from lolcow literature, for instance. The Onion Farmers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Onion Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in SIGSEGV's existencial catchphrase "Bear Computer," which itself is a cryptic reference to 4chan's board /g/. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kengle's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. ? And yes by the way, I DO have an Onion Farms tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>Kengle
>nihilistic outlook
I swear to Allah you fucking kaffir.
 
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Is he serious? This is like, advanced inceldom. That actually might be the most depressing thing I think I've ever read.
 
Champthom ain't so much of a champ himself. An outspoken atheist and nice guy™ who doesn't understand why women won't look at his profile.
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>"There is a girl about 50 miles from me"
>"She wants casual sex, which I am in fact into"
>He was actually willing to travel 50 miles just for sex

SAD AND DESPERATE!
>"She hasn't responded to my message yet"
Gee, I wonder why... even if you were a great catch, 50 miles is fucking far. For comparison sake, if you lived on long island, 50 miles would be crossing into multiple states at that point (NJ & CT) ontop of the loads of upstate NY towns added to that list.
>Pink Dyed Hair
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>"It's only been two days since i sent the message but I've been like obsessively checking my e-mail to see if i get a message from her"

Bro... that's fucking unhealthy behavior to obsess over a literal who. Just move on at that point, plenty of other women out there.

Unrelated to dating...
>"As always, don't let this get out because it would totally undermine my role as head admin, you can't show weakness among your people, otherwise their confidence in you will collapse"

  1. LMAO guess your future self didn't take that advice with all of the emo front-page postings like "I want a tradwife and KF makes me unhappy"
  2. So what if you show weakness? Not everyone is immortal, as long as you learn from your mistakes and overcome whatever "weaknesses" you have, thats what matters because it makes you a better person in the long run. Not only that, but people will respect you more if you own up to your shit.
 
>"There is a girl about 50 miles from me"
>"She wants casual sex, which I am in fact into"
>He was actually willing to travel 50 miles just for sex

SAD AND DESPERATE!
>"She hasn't responded to my message yet"
Gee, I wonder why... even if you were a great catch, 50 miles is fucking far. For comparison sake, if you lived on long island, 50 miles would be crossing into multiple states at that point (NJ & CT) ontop of the loads of upstate NY towns added to that list.
>Pink Dyed Hair
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>"It's only been two days since i sent the message but I've been like obsessively checking my e-mail to see if i get a message from her"

Bro... that's fucking unhealthy behavior to obsess over a literal who. Just move on at that point, plenty of other women out there.

Unrelated to dating...

>"As always, don't let this get out because it would totally undermine my role as head admin, you can't show weakness among your people, otherwise their confidence in you will collapse"
  1. LMAO guess your future self didn't take that advice with all of the emo front-page postings like "I want a tradwife and KF makes me unhappy"
  2. So what if you show weakness? Not everyone is immortal, as long as you learn from your mistakes and overcome whatever "weaknesses" you have, thats what matters because it makes you a better person in the long run. Not only that, but people will respect you more if you own up to your shit.
Champthom isn't josh you fucking retard
 
It reminds me of Marjan Siclic, famed incel cow, who once said a girl texted him to express sexual interest and he got so scared he threw his phone under his bed and cried
Yeah, but Marjan is just your everyday run-of-the-mill incel. Psyching himself out and freaking when a chick actually texts him? Eh, whatevs.

Let's be clear: Josh was in physical pain just thinking about the possibility of hugging a woman. Imagine being such a loser that your own body violently rejects the very notion of you ever being intimate with another human being. That's depressing. (And hilarious.)
 
Yeah, but Marjan is just your everyday run-of-the-mill incel. Psyching himself out and freaking when a chick actually texts him? Eh, whatevs.

Let's be clear: Josh was in physical pain just thinking about the possibility of hugging a woman. Imagine being such a loser that your own body violently rejects the very notion of you ever being intimate with another human being. That's depressing. (And hilarious.)


Yeah, thanks for pointing this one out, I only skimmed over it the first time.

Most people get butterflies, but Josh gets sea urchins.
 
Yeah, but Marjan is just your everyday run-of-the-mill incel. Psyching himself out and freaking when a chick actually texts him? Eh, whatevs.

Let's be clear: Josh was in physical pain just thinking about the possibility of hugging a woman. Imagine being such a loser that your own body violently rejects the very notion of you ever being intimate with another human being. That's depressing. (And hilarious.)
Josh is one the most neurotic and mentally unstable people I've seen online, so his weirdness no longer surprises me and it isn't that funny.
Thankfully, he will not be reproducing, now that does give me a fuzzy feeling.
 
Yeah, but Marjan is just your everyday run-of-the-mill incel. Psyching himself out and freaking when a chick actually texts him? Eh, whatevs.

Let's be clear: Josh was in physical pain just thinking about the possibility of hugging a woman. Imagine being such a loser that your own body violently rejects the very notion of you ever being intimate with another human being. That's depressing. (And hilarious.)

And to think, this is the guy people simp for on KF. This is the guy they're loyal paypigs for. This is the guy who they'll think they're avenging when he shuts down KF and they sperg out on the rest of the internet, acting as if they're freeze peach martyrs by doing so.
 
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