Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Big stupid fat bitch doesn't understand how words work.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Big red disgusting foot Ashley calls @Anne Hathaway Fan a dogfucker like usual. You know this is why I have Ashley's and face, if we're all so boring and uninteresting why should Ashley Hutsell Jankowski give a shit that we're harassing Ashley?

Also, lol at this fat pig saying this when just in the previous page she was crying about bestiality and pictures of @Anne Hathaway Fan gun.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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Her head is so fat it looks like they made a shrunken face edit of her.

 

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Big red disgusting foot Ashley calls @Anne Hathaway Fan a dogfucker like usual. You know this is why I have Ashley's and face, if we're all so boring and uninteresting why should Ashley Hutsell Jankowski give a shit that we're harassing Ashley?

Also, lol at this fat pig saying this when just in the previous page she was crying about bestiality and pictures of @Anne Hathaway Fan gun.

I just tore her a new asshole on there

I love when she does the multiple posts because I take on everything she says one thing at a time no matter how long the post ends up being.

I don't let anything she says slip by me, unlike her. She completely ignores when I destroy her or say something that gets to her like she did earlier this morning.

(Post #1859 on the previous page for reference)

She had to completely no sell that and ignore it because it's true, it's funny, it's fucked up, but most importantly it hurt her.

When you put reality in front of an ugly fat girl with an arrogant attitude like that, it HURTS. She's STILL no Halle Berry

You know my first wife kind of had an attitude like hers. She wasn't a complete psychotic narcissist like Ashley, but she would walk around with a little arrogant "I'm the shit I'm tellin ya" attitude sometimes.

Now the difference between her and Ashley was:

My first wife was a teenage girl at the time (yes go ahead and make the obligatory pedophile jokes, I was a teenager too you dicks. I got married early the first time)

She was a smoking hot 10 and she knew it (I'm a decent looking guy but I married way above my station with her. That's why I had to put 10 points into charisma and 100 in speech)

She was a naive little Jewish girl with millionaire parents from North Jersey.

So she had money, she looked like a model, and she was a naive girl. And she STILL wasn't as bad as beet foot.

Ashley is a middle aged, broke hick shut in from Chattanoogee who is either old enough to know better than to pick a fight with the internet or is too retarded/narcissistic to care.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Without a hint of irony.

 

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Without a hint of irony.

I'm at the point where half of me believes that she's doing a bit like I am, and the other half of me just believes that this is a clever OF user LARPing as her.

Because honestly nobody can be this retarded.

I've already experienced Patrick Tomlinson, there's no way that TWO of these motherfuckers exist.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

I'm at the point where half of me believes that she's doing a bit like I am, and the other half of me just believes that this is a clever OF user LARPing as her.

Because honestly nobody can be this retarded.

I've already experienced Patrick Tomlinson, there's no way that TWO of these motherfuckers exist.

The world is a big place, thought it does feel somewhat small with Ashley laying around.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I've already experienced Patrick Tomlinson, there's no way that TWO of these motherfuckers exist.

Psssft, Ash is nowhere near as mental as some people (wymbym) that I've met IRL. As in, Ash is a cowardy custard (and you know how much Ash likes custard, like drinking it from the jug), and wouldn't actually do anything IRL. She'll harass the family members of Ken, from the safety of a telephone, but I bet she's quiet as a lamb, and hides under the bed, when the local yoof, ride past her shed, chanting "WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?! WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!? ASH THE FAT BASTARD! ASH THE FAT BASTARD! SHE ATE ALL THE PIIIIIIIEEEEESSS!"*

Y'think she says anything, when the Gungha Din short changes her at the 7/11? When the Uber eats nog delivers a half eaten order? She'll STFU.
When Shaka'neequa dings her car and drives off, without swapping deets (after Shaka'neequa has been using Ash's driveway for free parking)? Nada. Not even make a t-shirt (another lie from Ash).

She'll try and disrupt people, people who are actually a net positive for society. Unlike leachley buttsmell. Who'll end up with some slope carer, stealing the tacky nick nacks Ash clutters her sty with.

Really, Ash is secretly praying one of us puts her out of her misery.


*To the tune of "Knees Up Mother Brown".

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Answering about the age that hooker was: She appeared in her middle to late 20s.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I guarantee that's a Danny sock fucking with her. He loves to skin walk.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

I guarantee that's a Danny sock fucking with her. He loves to skin walk.

Bullshit, besides Register is using really pointed Ashley words.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Bullshit, besides Register is using really pointed Ashley words.

I meant radish foot hunter. Not register, I know that is Ashley.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Ashley Hutsell Renee writes this even though she uses a website that, in her own words, is filled with losers and has an admin that repeatedly calls her a lolcow. Without a hint of irony.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Context: Ashley kept harping about bestiality so Gargamel sent her a dog fucking pic. And we all know Ashley will still use this is another "who gives a shit" because that's who she is.

 

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Ashley Hutsell Renee writes this even though she uses a website that, in her own words, is filled with losers and has an admin that repeatedly calls her a lolcow. Without a hint of irony.

She uses these big $5 flowery words because she's obviously overcompensating for her insecurities about the fact that she's a hick from Chattanoogee. We GET IT beet foot, you own at thesaurus.

Also I think it's funny that I haven't been on in over 24 hours and she's still tagging me on Gargamel's website, yet she "wants to be left alone"

Sorry Ashley I was busy tonight. Me and the wife went to the smackdown taping and watched Rey Fenix beat the fuck out of a jobber

 

[RandoNiggaRapist5664]

I know this is a shitpost but :
How many moderators does a small forum like this need?

The whole armada

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

I know this is a shitpost but :
How many moderators does a small forum like this need?

I'm technically not even like a moderator I don't even have powers past approval of new users. I'm more of like the "lawyer Morty" of Onion Farms, I'm not really a moderator. They just gave me a little title and keep me around because I'm fun.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Fat.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

So I decided to ignore Ashley completely for about a week and I guess it got her panties in a bunch.

I was talking to Gargamel about DuckTales, specifically the Disney afternoon.

She immediately raged at me in a way that made everyone laugh because she freaked the fuck out about DuckTales airing in the '80s.

Keep in mind that literally nobody was talking about her or to her. I guess she misses my abuse.

I had to remind her that I was talking about the Disney afternoon which aired from 1990 to 1997, and not specifically DuckTales.

I have never seen somebody lose their mind that hard over DuckTales.

She then made a joke about me being incredibly old and in my 30s when it first aired in the '80s. I find all the shots she takes at my age very telling because she and I were literally born on the exact same year.