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Look at the highlighted part. She actually says shit like this with zero self-awareness and she says it unironically. No, beet foot... YOU'RE the one with the self esteem issue. Fat lazy pig
Also.... TREMENDOUS lulz for Gargamel putting the "Beet Foot" title next to her name
She has resorted to saying that Anne Hathaway and Emma Watson would not want to have sex with me.
You know when insults that childish are being hurled, someone's a little pissed
And not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm preeeeeetty confident I'd be able to talk my way into the other side of a drunken Emma Watson's panties.
Look at the highlighted part. She actually says shit like this with zero self-awareness and she says it unironically. No, beet foot... YOU'RE the one with the self esteem issue. Fat lazy pig
Also.... TREMENDOUS lulz for Gargamel putting the "Beet Foot" title next to her name
She has resorted to saying that Anne Hathaway and Emma Watson would not want to have sex with me.
You know when insults that childish are being hurled, someone's a little pissed
And not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm preeeeeetty confident I'd be able to talk my way into the other side of a drunken Emma Watson's panties.
Yeah I'm not saying that these COUNTRIES aren't moving towards being more progressive, but that's all for show, just like my moderator status.
I'm talking about the average Hispanic who lives in a Hispanic country. They don't like faggots. It's a very masculine culture.
It's also a very rapey culture to be completely honest with you. I know for a fact that women in Mexico will put up with everything up until groping, and sometimes they'll even put up with that. The culture shock of how sexually aggressive they are was crazy to me.
Apparently JK Rowling is really a wizard because that bitch is SEVEN years younger than me, and that photo was taken at least 2 years ago. So you're looking at a 32 YEAR OLD GIRL RIGHT THERE. Jesus Christ dude, you talk that bullshit about transgender motherfuckers and JK pulls out her wand and bippity boppity boo.... You look like you drank from the wrong fucking grail.
And that's her at an award show. Like that's her maximum hotness in public. I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her, I'm just saying imagine rolling over next to her with no makeup on. Yowza.
Taken earlier this year. She's an all right looking broad you just can't get too close with the camera or use anything too high definition I suppose.
I mean don't get me wrong she's still a good looking woman and I bet you she's charming as a motherfucker, I'm just saying she must not really take good care of herself because she looks older than me and I'm 7 years older than her.
It's like bro... I AM A 41 YEAR OLD MANUAL LABORER WHO SAW SOME SHIT IN THE DESERT THAT NO KID SHOULD SEE, AND I LOOK BETTER THAN THAT MULTI-MILLIONAIRE ACTRESS WHO'S BEEN PAMPERED HER ENTIRE LIFE. They don't make cocaine that I'm aware of that's strong enough to double the age you look when you snort it.
That's mind blowing to me. If I didn't tell you who that was in that picture, you would think that was my buddy's wife getting a picture with a basketball player.
She was probably using it for a long time. Like before even being 18. A few times won't do that to you but meth crack and coke will age you faster combined with alcohol and probably cigarettes over an extended period. It's probably why Elaine looks way older than she is too.
She was probably using it for a long time. Like before even being 18. A few times won't do that to you but meth crack and coke will age you faster combined with alcohol and probably cigarettes over an extended period. It's probably why Elaine looks way older than she is too.
Back to Ashley for a moment, you know the more I deal with her the more apparent it becomes to me that she was the type of girl in high school who would buy a wallet just for the pictures inside to prove that she had "boyfriend"
This señorita is a perpetual and professional liar, and she's not even doing it as a joke or a character like I do.
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