Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

[Jack]

She is so fat her husband needs a crowbar to pry her out of the bathtub.

Bitch so ugly the boogeyman checks under his bed for HER.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Ashley is so big that she has to be dressed with ladders and cranes.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Bitch is so poor Nigerian princes send HER money

She isn't poor she has a: Wood Burning Business and a T-Shirt Company (Even though if that's the case why would you be angry somebody has your face?)

 

[Jack]

Bitch so stupid it takes her 3 days to watch the first 48

 

[Crimson Fucker]

She wore a T Rex costume for Halloween once and Japanese tourists thought Godzilla was attacking.

 

[Jack]

Bitch so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl

 

[kiwifails]

Trashy smells so bad dogs faint from the smell.

 

[kiwifails]

What's a Trashley's favorite part of a buffet?

The "all you can eat" part.

 

[Jack]

Bitch is so fat she got bit by Dracula and got diabetes

 

[kiwifails]

Bitch is so fat she got bit by Dracula and he got diabetes

Fyfy


Trashley is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

 

[Jack]

Fyfy


Trashley is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

She's so fat if she trips at the beach, Greenpeace tries to push her into the ocean.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

God she is so big that when she walks she leaves potholes in the sidewalk.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

When she wears a yellow raincoat people hail her like a taxi.

 

[kiwifails]

Trashley is so fat that when she goes swimming at the beach, global sea levels rise.

 

[Jack]

Trashley is so fat that when she goes swimming at the beach, global sea levels rise.

She queefed and that's what killed the dinosaurs

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Ashley is the reason the earth orbits in an ellipse.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

Ashley was so huge a bunch of spelunkers thought her belly button was a sinkhole.

 

[Jack]

Bitch is so fat she rolls up a queen size mattress and that's her tampon.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

You had plenty of opportunities and you squandered all of them: I took your threads down a number of times to give you a break and move on. You came back with sock after sock. We tried to advise you on how to fit into the forum. You wouldn't listen. I offered you a a local broom (an entry level staff position) to give you a chance. You snapped it back in my face.

 

[AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag]

You had plenty of opportunities and you squandered all of them: I took your threads down a number of times to give you a break and move on. You came back with sock after sock. We tried to advise you on how to fit into the forum. You wouldn't listen. I offered you a a local broom (an entry level staff position) to give you a chance. You snapped it back in my face.
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@kiwifails she's talking about you! You've managed to get into Ashley's (PHAT) orbit.