Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

She's so huge that she always has to carry a passport because her ass is split between here and Mexico.

She's so big that Tommy needs a Mac Truck to carry her.

She so wide that pedestrians have to use a car to get around her.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Remember when Ash boasted that she expected to inherit a "milly"...?

She NOW says she got 15k... still pressing x. They left you the shoebox, because you are an actual retard, and you can't look after yourself. That's why you spend all day BSin' people, about having a husband (never married, and he left her for a doll collector, when Tommy got fed up of her abusive behavior). Plus: Tommy fixing the transmission: This never happened.

 

[kiwifails]

My favorite part of that clip is right afterwards when he chases Lisa around with his imaginary washcloth on a stick and she gets freaked out lol

The Simpsons really was full of meme magic like this one
Her average day

@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

 

[kiwifails]

Remember when Ash boasted that she expected to inherit a "milly"...?
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She NOW says she got 15k... still pressing x. They left you the shoebox, because you are an actual retard, and you can't look after yourself. That's why you spend all day BSin' people, about having a husband (never married, and he left her for a doll collector, when Tommy got fed up of her abusive behavior). Plus: Tommy fixing the transmission: This never happened.

15k isn't much given the state of inflation right now not much of a brag.

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

15k isn't much given the state of inflation right now not much of a brag.

Yeah it would barley cover her Oreo and Root Bear expenses.

 

[kiwifails]

Yeah it would barley cover her Oreo and Root Bear expenses.

Lol spends that on pizza rolls alone.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Ash continues her spat with Dani...

Ash won't get baited into posting on one thread, but will get baited on another. Still won't accept that blacks in the States are more criminally violent...

FactCheck: do black Americans commit more crime?

Anti-police protests continue across America after the Michael Brown killing. But does the black community have tough questions to answer too?

www.channel4.com

"The verdict
There is evidence in the official police-recorded figures that black Americans are more likely to commit certain types of crime than people of other races.

While it would be naïve to suggest that there is no racism in the US criminal justice system, victim reports don’t support the idea that this is because of mass discrimination."

And this is from CHANNEL 4, a left wing media outlet, also...
"Higher poverty rates among various urban black communities might explain the difference in crime rates, although the evidence is mixed."
Oooooorrrrr, the reason blacks are poor, is because they are thick and lazy, and don't work hard, because the Dems will stroke them on the head and say "Diddums, although at the turn of the 19th C, interior Africa was still at a STONE AGE level of civilization, suggesting you are backwards people, it's really CAPITALISM that's the reason you have no self control.

Anyway, looks like Ash has found her new Karl. She'll be feelin' frisky.

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

Did you know Ashley once watched My 600lbs Life and said: "Damn, I wish I could get that thin."

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

This is an old story that happened back in 2018: https://fox17.com/news/local/children-of-man-killed-in-i-65-road-rage-shooting-speak-out

But which Ashley is this?

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The family of a Christiana man killed in a road rage fight is demanding justice, saying they want the man who shot him on I-65 south to face charges. This all happened during rush hour Friday night in south Nashville.

While the driver who pulled the gun and killed Chris Jankowski claims it was all self-defense, Jankowski's two daughters don’t believe his story. “I never thought I'd be burying my dad over something so silly,” says Ashlee Jankowski, of Smyrna. “My dad was my whole heart, he was our pop, he did everything for us, he loved us.”

The 53-year-old grandfather to 12 kids was taken suddenly, violently Friday night. According to Metro Police, Jankowski and 28-year-old Eric Nichols of Columbia got angry at each other while Nichols was trying to merge onto the interstate from the Harding Place ramp. Nichols told detectives he pulled over, Jankowski pulled in behind him, and the fight continued on the shoulder. Nichols claimed his semi-automatic pistol fell, both men reached for it, and Nichols fired in self-defense, killing Jankowski. It’s a story Jankowski's daughters do not believe. “He got out of that car with a gun, he knew what he was going to do,” says Ashlee. “I just can't believe it, why did he have to kill him? Why did he have to take a gun and kill my dad?” asks Ashlee’s sister, Nicole Jankowski. Jankowski had been a truck driver for decades, knew the roads, knew how to deal with traffic, and his girls say this just doesn't sound like him.

Now they want answers: what happened? Why has Nichols not been charged? “I have nothing to say, you took our pop away he was my backbone he was the foundation to my family,” says Ashlee. “Now he's gone over some senseless act that could have been avoided.” Metro Police say the case is still very much under investigation, and will be reviewed by the District Attorney's office for potential presentation to the Davidson County Grand Jury. The family is currently putting together funeral arrangements for Christopher. A Go Fund Me Page has been started to help with funeral costs.

 

[Jack]

Was he black? I'm not even going to read the article yet, I'm guessing white victim black killer.

 

[Nektar Geist]

The only person that truly hates Ash... yes, it's Ash.

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

Ashley is so big when she asks for a tub of Ice cream she means an actual tub.

 

[kiwifails]

Trashley is so fat, when God said, 'Let there be light,' He asked her to move over; you're blocking the sun.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

"I don't abuse or screw people over". This is rich Ash: You've threatened me for years.

 

[fnaarf]

"I don't abuse or screw people over". This is rich Ash: You've threatened me for years.

she threatened to shoot me if i ever went near signal mtn again visiting my uncle lol

 

[Nektar Geist]

she threatened to shoot me if i ever went near signal mtn again visiting my uncle lol

She's always been (and always will be) jealous of the fnaarf family's closeness. What with both her parents preferring death, than the prospect of raising Ash. I think that's why Tommy left. That and her insistence on interfering with his btm...

Y'know, Mtn Signal is a beautiful area...

It might be an idea to let local 5-0 know, a demented lardarse is wandering around there, with a gun, threatening to shoot people that are just too pretty.

 

[fag0t v2]

not even niggers fuck her

 

[Nektar Geist]

Dani doesn't have to worry about not having a home...

He's always got Ash's empty noggin. btw Ash, you should brush up on your grammar. And you clearly can't ignore Dani. Or anyone who knows what a dumb twot you are. That's why the thread exists and is getting bigger everyday. Like your waist.

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

Dani doesn't have to worry about not having a home...
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He's always got Ash's empty noggin. btw Ash, you should brush up on your grammar. And you clearly can't ignore Dani. Or anyone who knows what a dumb twot you are. That's why the thread exists and is getting bigger everyday. Like your waist.

When Ashley and Tommy Jankowski went to the sea on Holiday, Ashley looked over the ship's rail, saw a sperm whale, and said: "Uncle Jedidiah, is that you?"

 

[Jack]

The Simpsons really was full of meme magic like this one
Her average day

@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

The all time GOAT of Simpsons memes: