That's being nice. It looks like someone took a shit on a plate and called it a paté.
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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Chances of DM leak? Yeah.
It's a spat.
Commie Farms. That's it, isn't it? Elaine isn't 2 Live Crew. The squit is a little neurotic, don't you thunk?
Depends on your age, really. They say Thatcher only needed 4hrs. Insomniac, is it? She'll piss gkhm on petals, but never heard of vilerian root. Or not spending all day and night looking at a screen.
Looks like the GP didn't refill her script. The bugs are crawling under Elaine's skin. Considering how "radicalized" she has become... Richard D Hall videos, that's all I'm saying.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
You forgot Alawgs cappin' and rippin'.
Hiding oneself away from the world you can't control, and being a bitter faggot? Elaine is doing that. Get away, for years, with a campaign of bombing (self made). No. Elaine is thick, so unable to make anything, bar a showof herself, and lazy so she's never even post the bombs.
See? This guy gets it.
The Green Manalishi
Slaphead Elaine there.
TBF There's only that guy who wants people to think they are some fat nonce with a tranny wife, whose like that. Everyone else is "Errrrg, put it away"
Elaine wants to be someone else. ANYONE ELSE.
Elaine tries toreassure us she is employed. The world presses X.
"Hey, welcome, is there anything I can get you?"
"Can I fuck your dog, Ima white girl"
"Err... no... Imean like a dri..."
"Hissssssssss, you sssssnnnnake, you're making me feel unwelcome".
Elaine keeps getting the boot from Pigpal. Says more about her than Pigpal?
I wonder if Elaine has actually ever read TAOHF. Prolly not. I don't think Elaine has ever read a book.
Anyway, man the battlements, Elaine is on the war path... again... ... yawn.
Hiding oneself away from the world you can't control, and being a bitter faggot? Elaine is doing that. Get away, for years, with a campaign of bombing (self made). No. Elaine is thick, so unable to make anything, bar a showof herself, and lazy so she's never even post the bombs.
See? This guy gets it.
The Green Manalishi
Slaphead Elaine there.
TBF There's only that guy who wants people to think they are some fat nonce with a tranny wife, whose like that. Everyone else is "Errrrg, put it away"
Elaine wants to be someone else. ANYONE ELSE.
Elaine tries toreassure us she is employed. The world presses X.
"Hey, welcome, is there anything I can get you?"
"Can I fuck your dog, Ima white girl"
"Err... no... Imean like a dri..."
"Hissssssssss, you sssssnnnnake, you're making me feel unwelcome".
Elaine keeps getting the boot from Pigpal. Says more about her than Pigpal?
I wonder if Elaine has actually ever read TAOHF. Prolly not. I don't think Elaine has ever read a book.
Anyway, man the battlements, Elaine is on the war path... again... ... yawn.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Whatever, she's nuts.
Thought she could get medical info via a FOI request. But hey, let's go with the mystery of women outweights the Vulcan like logic of men.
Yeah. That's right. You tell 'em. Whoever these "fans" may be.
Better do it. Otherwise her OCD will be having her eat her hair. Or what's left of it.
It's this guy again.
Not a patch on this classic, I bet.
The argument for bringing back national service.
Elaine has been looking at the (slightly more active thread) of Joke Cancer Jackie Singh. This is the future, being called a stalker for mocking the bintery on Squitter. Freed Peaches for me, but not for thee.
It must gaul Elaine, Jackie having so much undeserved fame. Elaine could do that. Be unfunny and grating. But Jackie has got TnA. ANd better looking than Elaine, even for a curry wog. They do hae nice hair, and Jackie could pass for Latina. She's not one of those inbred looking parjeets
ANd no wob eye.
Here's the full bit. THey didn't come out before Spinal Tap btw. Ade is full of shit. See, don't say you don'tlearn anything or get a laugh from this thread. Albeit not from Elaine directly. GOd moves...
Thought she could get medical info via a FOI request. But hey, let's go with the mystery of women outweights the Vulcan like logic of men.
Yeah. That's right. You tell 'em. Whoever these "fans" may be.
Better do it. Otherwise her OCD will be having her eat her hair. Or what's left of it.
It's this guy again.
The argument for bringing back national service.
Elaine has been looking at the (slightly more active thread) of Joke Cancer Jackie Singh. This is the future, being called a stalker for mocking the bintery on Squitter. Freed Peaches for me, but not for thee.
It must gaul Elaine, Jackie having so much undeserved fame. Elaine could do that. Be unfunny and grating. But Jackie has got TnA. ANd better looking than Elaine, even for a curry wog. They do hae nice hair, and Jackie could pass for Latina. She's not one of those inbred looking parjeets
ANd no wob eye.
To be honest with you guys, I'm one of the people that's been impersonating Elaine (no, I'm not Blaine, no I'm not self doxing to prove I'm not, lurker child. all sock accounts are him, he's a wonderful scapetroon).
I only do it because her presence makes some real freaks sperg the fuck out but I started because multiple people accused me of being her even though I was just speaking normally. My stance on her was sort of a-loggy when I started but I've developed a weird empathy for her, having been on the receiving end of rants and weird messages meant for her. I'd go as far as to say I like her. Maybe not her streams so much, just kind of her as a person.
I'm quite hip to her lore, so I'm not remotely saying it's all good or that I approve of some of her choices but whatever, she's just some chick and it doesn't affect me. I think she's got some real potential to properly disrupt things because she's such a wildcard.
Most sektur niggas have been in the various adjacent communites for a long ass time but she's some normalfag broad that basically got forced into the broader scene. All things considered, she's handled what she was dealt and what she was working with as best as could be expected.
I've been half tempted to reach out and try to help since I think she really just needs guidance and a hand from someone who's not interested in clout, fucking with her or really anything but a fun project to work on with a friend. The only hold up on not doing so has been her use of Discord. I rather enjoy not having any real identity online and Discord is a skitty paradise.
You really think the usual jokers are always arguing about who's server to have a fight in because they give a shit about the mute button that bad? They're insistent as fuck that you come to theirs because they've probably got some exploit running and want to poz your device.
Get real. Sure they patch stuff but you can bet your ass people are working on the next big thing all the time.
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Thank you for allowing me to post this cringey and 100% unironic statement. Kiwis would probably just blank my account but Big Ken and the fine Broomsmen are at least kind enough to let my Christorian X tier cringe be rediculed.
I only do it because her presence makes some real freaks sperg the fuck out but I started because multiple people accused me of being her even though I was just speaking normally. My stance on her was sort of a-loggy when I started but I've developed a weird empathy for her, having been on the receiving end of rants and weird messages meant for her. I'd go as far as to say I like her. Maybe not her streams so much, just kind of her as a person.
I'm quite hip to her lore, so I'm not remotely saying it's all good or that I approve of some of her choices but whatever, she's just some chick and it doesn't affect me. I think she's got some real potential to properly disrupt things because she's such a wildcard.
Most sektur niggas have been in the various adjacent communites for a long ass time but she's some normalfag broad that basically got forced into the broader scene. All things considered, she's handled what she was dealt and what she was working with as best as could be expected.
I've been half tempted to reach out and try to help since I think she really just needs guidance and a hand from someone who's not interested in clout, fucking with her or really anything but a fun project to work on with a friend. The only hold up on not doing so has been her use of Discord. I rather enjoy not having any real identity online and Discord is a skitty paradise.
You really think the usual jokers are always arguing about who's server to have a fight in because they give a shit about the mute button that bad? They're insistent as fuck that you come to theirs because they've probably got some exploit running and want to poz your device.
Get real. Sure they patch stuff but you can bet your ass people are working on the next big thing all the time.
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Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Fag and hag. Hag and fag.
She's fully grasped the bi polar/BPD/NPD/OCD/ASDP/DISCO bint grift, Elaine couldn't even dream. It's the tits. N ass. And no wob eye.
The PPP goes orange thing has been massive on related threads. Say no more.
TBF Emp will admit (and has previously) to this.
This is just tacitly admitting Gog is higher in clout rankings than her. It's true.
btw Plodderz said "Next... Elaine" at the end of last stream. Documentary?
She's fully grasped the bi polar/BPD/NPD/OCD/ASDP/DISCO bint grift, Elaine couldn't even dream. It's the tits. N ass. And no wob eye.
The PPP goes orange thing has been massive on related threads. Say no more.
TBF Emp will admit (and has previously) to this.
This is just tacitly admitting Gog is higher in clout rankings than her. It's true.
btw Plodderz said "Next... Elaine" at the end of last stream. Documentary?
caprisun
Baby Onion
You're not any more special than the dregs who joined her personal army. You can't fix her, and you haven't been on the receiving end of her harassment campaigns.
She was never a normalfag, there is nobody who went to school with her that wants anything to do with her. One person was involved in her kiwifarms threads and that's it. The best way she could have handled her thread was to not engage and log off, but she didn't. Instead she got sexually involved with multiple catfishes pretending to be Josh and copes by pretending she deepfaked her own nudes.
You're not the first kiwi to feel sorry for her with anime protagonist syndrome. If she was a fat wog nobody would pay attention to her, but she's just disheveled with poor hygiene and room temperature IQ so now we're here.
So her story changes again, she never made or ran gossipgirl.lol even though she mentioned owning it on poa.st
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine's life is a endless cycle of Squit to get people into her discord group. Then get into spats with them and saying "I'm going to ignore you if you don't do what I want". Isn't it?
Elaine admits (again) to distributing malware.
Dated March 2023.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine and her "My Discord Hell Saga". Discord is like "The Family", obvz not hers, but the Godfather sense. Just as Elaine thinks she's free... she realizes that she hasn't bothered to develop any social skills. Saying "I'm going to dox and SWAT you peedoh" when people disagree with your lunacy butters no parsnips IRL. Aaaannnnd she's right back on dincord. She doesn't even stream. Give your boney balding head a shake there buddy.
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Hellovan Onion
The same way she carves "Josh Moon" into her thighs, very carefully.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Vril. Cringe. Bet Elaine doesn't even know why that's cringe. Too busy LARPin'.
The things she thinks about at 5.50am, after staying up all night on Squitter.
The things she thinks about at 5.50am, after staying up all night on Squitter.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Another all-nighter
Elame semper fi'ing with Lidl. Still just hence. Imagine how thick her parents are.
You mean OCD.
Next. Is wear Elaine gets her clothes. I'll have my saucer of milk in the study.
Pissing in the basins of her mind.
Neither of us are in the States. Why would anyone think to call the FBI
A hag and her motley cru of fags
Omelette.
Elaine. We only have your word that you have ASPD. Your word is worth shit.
And she wonders why her gender shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Kvetch.
It took Elame two days to come up with that one. Not vg. People already know you repeatedly post crap for attention, and the hope of a crumb of clout. Not happened yet, that clout bit.
Elame semper fi'ing with Lidl. Still just hence. Imagine how thick her parents are.
You mean OCD.
Next. Is wear Elaine gets her clothes. I'll have my saucer of milk in the study.
Pissing in the basins of her mind.
Neither of us are in the States. Why would anyone think to call the FBI
A hag and her motley cru of fags
Omelette.
Elaine. We only have your word that you have ASPD. Your word is worth shit.
And she wonders why her gender shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Kvetch.
It took Elame two days to come up with that one. Not vg. People already know you repeatedly post crap for attention, and the hope of a crumb of clout. Not happened yet, that clout bit.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
New Paypal? What happened to the old one? Shut down to sussy trans-actions? Ooooorrrr she just forgot her password...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Seems she's got herself into a spat with Jesse Pissawful over not being good enough a pick me ninny...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Why screen time can disrupt sleep
For most, the time spent staring at screens -- on computers, phones, iPads -- constitutes many hours and can often disrupt sleep. Now, researchers have pinpointed how certain cells in the eye process ambient light and reset our internal clocks, the daily cycles of physiological processes known...
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This is your brain on discord
TFW you're too annoying, even for Joke Cancer Jesse.
She's still obsessing over this guy. Must of really hurt her.
E-lame, your addiction to social media is only equaled by your addiction to smack.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
She just can't put the device down...
SHe said she'd never say Onion Farms again, but there she is. It doesn't matter how many people use OF, it's who. It's people who REALLY get under Elaine's skin.
Personal Army Request... Denied.
@Empresa you is now under inveztuhgashun by the Feds. Yoooozzzz goin' daaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnn.
SHe said she'd never say Onion Farms again, but there she is. It doesn't matter how many people use OF, it's who. It's people who REALLY get under Elaine's skin.
Personal Army Request... Denied.
@Empresa you is now under inveztuhgashun by the Feds. Yoooozzzz goin' daaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnn.