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  • General Discussion (Grab Bag)I am going through this to sort out the threads on where to put them. Some of the them are enough to make new communities and forums. Nothing is being deleted

Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

X. See her more like a cut and shut Fiat 127
It's not. I won't go into it. I've already made the point elsewhere.
Elaine relates.
If Elaine was an musical instrument, it would be an triangle.
Elaine getting the bus to the job centre via Golders Green is as near to the Jewish homeland she's been. Literally.
Hyperbole for comic effect, no doubt. Elaine has the physical strength of a brittle bone baby. Camden et al, isn't the roughest place, but if you go past Wembley, you get your stick up kids (Harlsden), they love a protest, the police are thin on the ground, and it's a short tube journey to a nice middleclass area with gormless students and drop outs, trying to wank ESA. If they met Elaine, she wouldn't be able to run, she'd render unto cesar.
Yeah. But your Dad is a cream puff, he'd comply and take it out on you later on, he's no muscle mary, more skinny fat one.
If you're going to chase clout, chase clout, right? Like one of those tiny, skinny, sickly looking dogs, with thousand yard stare eyes chasing after the Bluebird CN7.
Oh Lord Yeah!!!
1. I've never said I was never going post your squits and point out why you are retarded again. That's the difference, retard. 2. You are admitting to having received access from a former mod to the user database. Really? What crime? Auction what? What exactly is of value on a niche internet gossip forum?

How retarded? E-lame retarded. Looks like she's back on the smack.
 
If she had anything worthwhile she would've shared it by now, what better way to alog Kengle than to dump all that data?

She tried to say the same thing about lolcow.farm and then when asked to put her money where her mouth is, she cited some manic shit and talked about needing to take a break for her health. There's a pattern here, methinks.
 
No quarter! Scorched earth! Bro! Can't we! NOT! C'mon DN is a joke, he's like Cowboy but more cringe.
No. It is the same. btw, remember I posted this info ages before Elaine? She is slow.
Elaine... Mossad aren't the government and they aren't the IDF (who do all the shooting of kids in the head). A few years back the lefty press ran a story about how IDF had shot and killed like 52 Sand wogs, and it turned out that 50 of them were known terrorists who were legit targets. IDF is real surgical like that. I guess the other two were just human shields. Because the occassional soldier snapping and shooting a kid throwing stones at them, is worse than using your people as a human shield.
tl/dr Elaine knows fuck all about History/Politics/Religion/Thinking in general and wants you to know about it.
 
I didn't listen, as my nan used to say "SHe's got a voice that would your arse ear ache."
Posts CP... faildoxer... pathalogical liar... hmmmmmmm
Remember this guy... last words were "Next... Elaine..."
"Her daughter"... SLAP..."Her sister"...SLAP..."Her daughter"...SLAP... Anyhoo, X on Dunnce wanting to protect anyone.
You know the rules Elaine, cut a promo... or even... make a documentary.
You'll never know, you'll never have kids. You get all bash your head against the wall mental when people point out you're a tard. So... it's probably best you not having kids.
When I was Elaine's age, I'd already broadcasted my set on FM/SW/LW, and DJ'd at the hip esoteric room upstairs of pub (it's flats now) in town (I saw Man... Or Astroman there, one of the best gigs ever, if you know MOAM then you'll know what I'm talking about), and met the front man of one of the most famous punks bands in the world, and I mean proper punk, not this shitty Greenday bollocks. Elaine has met Vordrak and Plodwinson. In many ways, the intraweb fucked culture. Go outside Elaine. It's Friday night and you are young(ish), the chances of you getting yourself glassed are less than 50%. Do you want to look back on your life and only have "I skitzoposted on Squitter" as the source of anecdotes
Hype man Badgerz there. Hardly Flava Flav, but it's only E-lame.
You can't type SWAT in the same way you can't type nig-nog-jig-a-boo-sambo, you bint. You can type Hamas, that's why Ex put a block on that word, because lots of people are using it. At least she didn't type Hummus.
 
Emp, her whore mouth again. Her reply (to her own squit) is... deluded to say the least

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i said that ages ago , she fixates on the dumbest shit , i miss most of her sightings now because i just dont care to be on discord that long
 
I snipped her xitter thread videos together on my channel
It's just baiting and filler as always
 
This spoilered pic captures the true E-lame
They is in Plate Gang... therefore wrong.
Daily reminder that Elaine shared noodz (with CP, her own words) with a minor.

Less than 8hrs sleep... at her age. She knows what it'll do to her. You can already see it, in her skin, her wob eye, and you can tell from the slow cognitive decline. She's speed running Ash Decent Into Madness Turbo Mode.

@Empresa she's accusing you... again. But telling on herself.
 
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So she archived a Loli thread I had nothing to do with ? Way to go Lainey that will show me !
 
No quarter! Scorched earth! Bro! Can't we! NOT! C'mon DN is a joke, he's like Cowboy but more cringe.
Look you fucking nonce. It's hilarious you would post shit like this about me and still not take me seriously. That's Bryan confirming I called CPS on dark ninja want more proof?

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This detective certainly took it seriously when I emailed them about DN being a nonce here's a clip of me proving it was me too since I know fail doxers and plate wannabes like you will claim any delusional takes to say I wasn't behind CPS showing up to dark ninjas house
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Your on my list Nektar nonce and you can ask people like Dark Ninja what happens when you fuck with trollcow. 💅🤭
 
Elaine wants us to believe that she is an innovator/skilled worker...
"Self-medication" is the cope junkies use for their habit.
As none of her "enemies" (ie alawgs mocking her bintery) are interested in her dying, it is more likely that she will kill herself. However, getting hit by a car because she wandered into the road without looking is much more likely. As is getting stabbed to death by random member of Londons diverse community.
Doctors said she was smart. Pressing X
 
Probably still smoking blue lotus
If Elaine has been prescribed actual SSRAs, it would be something to see her on the inevitable mixing of booze, THC vape and pills stream. It'll totally fuck her mind, you've seen what it did to Gunt.
Anyway, back to mocking E-lame

Uh oh Spugheddiozzzzz
I thought he meant Botham. Elaine is in her "Wymbyms, oppression, deepfakes, etc" part of her NPC like program.
Elaine plans to do something the Kwiffar themselves could not do. And she doesn't know what day it is (psychosis there buddy)
It's really all about Elaine and her thread. Elaine if it wasn't for this thread, you'd have a massive hole in you day/night, a void that you might find yourself filling with something more constructive than squitting and dincording. And you don't want to do that. You said that you'd never mention this sites name again, but you can't help yourself
C'mon, I make fun of your objectively dumb takes, dumb even for an N-Dub bint like you, I mean, you make Tulisa look like Clare Fox (golf club lesbian).
 
lol wut? Indeed. Does anyone know what this is about? She's been hassling him over shit. What's this hacked info?
There was this awhile back, ryan doesn't squit much, sep 14th
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Remember, this is info I posted on here before someone handed it to Elaine. I don't think this is it.

From this convo...
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It seems Elaine is trying to grift some free bunce... but what is she claiming to have hacked? Who is this "she"? Grabbleraine.
Further the Dark Ninja bobbins
Pressing X on the petty.
More playground spats
Elaine admits she just repeats what info is given to her. Uses a bit of sophistry as well.
Elaine, your parents didn't forget. Perhaps "y'all" aren't making a tit out of themselves on the Squitter. Side note, the gift is from a Dad to a son. Is Elaine one of those daughters who had a Dad who wanted a son? It makes a lot of sense.
 
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look how easy it is to disprove her with her own info
 
Look you fucking nonce. It's hilarious you would post shit like this about me and still not take me seriously. That's Bryan confirming I called CPS on dark ninja want more proof?
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This detective certainly took it seriously when I emailed them about DN being a nonce here's a clip of me proving it was me too since I know fail doxers and plate wannabes like you will claim any delusional takes to say I wasn't behind CPS showing up to dark ninjas house

Your on my list Nektar nonce and you can ask people like Dark Ninja what happens when you fuck with trollcow. 💅🤭
WAIT WAIT WAIT! THAT ISN'T KALI LINUX! THE ONLY OPERATING SYSTEM USED BY ELITE HACKERS LIKE ELAINE! SHAMEFURR DISPRAY!
 
They WERE a fan account. But Elaine fucked them off. Story. Of. Her. Life.
TBH, Dunnce and E-lame. Drop me Aahhtt.
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Gunt there with the science droppin'.
Elaine forgets her accouncement that she said she was addicted to Codeine.
Bennys. Gonna fuck you up. She could sleep at any moment...?
"Who you guna believe? Me or yo lyin' eyes?"
Well. It's gone 5am. She isn't doing anything of merit...
Forge gang? I vaguely remember them from the Penguin videos. All the stuff you need to know is already out there. Forge probably mean "I checked the OF thread"
TBF I can't see much of a drop in her usual squit quality. THat's her "work". Getting high and staying up all night to skitzopost on Squitter.
 
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