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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine has swapped the skag for pies.
Elaine doesn't mention what "opinions" she considers fan theory. She's a junkie? She's admitted it. She has a personality disorder? Again, she's admitted it.
She's really beating this.
Nah, tbf, women hate women more. In fact, women are generally hated. Lennon thought they were thick and lazy (wrote a song about it, Woman is jig of world, or sumting).
Sophistry. Regardless of the validity of the brooms theory about Sec230, why would he want you on there? Spammy got banned (after providing Kino for the broom), learnt her lesson and just socks anon. Elaine can't do that. C'mon, you know that you just get banned for shitting up forums, don't take it personally. OOooppppzzz. Solopsistic E-lame can't do that.
No. The kwiffar do not think Elaine runs anything, apart from her mouth... too much. Yes. She is being fucked with by discorders. Emp has a channel on YT that will atest to that.
Two cures: Put the fucking device, that is giving you the headache, DOWN. Walk away, get some fresh air. Don't spend hours looking at a screen. OOoooooorrrrr: Benson to the Hedges, mush.
Why would you? @Gays chop chop, your wannabe hag hath spoken.
Elaine, your shit has been out, all over the street, like foxes got at bin bags, like for years. Don't you think that you've brought this on yourself? Because you lie so much, people either think you DID do it, because you are a nutter, or you DIDN'T, but are still a nutter, because you now have to admit that you took a piss on stream, meaning that nobody believes the "deepfake" shit. Like I say... what shit you got left to lose?
And that's two steps nearer to Alan Pacino.
Elaine, you don't speak for everyone, thankfully. It would sound awful, firstly, your voice is like nails (cheap acrylic one's like you got) on a chalkboard, secondly, you're a dunce.
Calm down dear, it's only a YTer. Like you pretended to be, for a bit. Remember that? Nah, it was only briefly, you weren't very good. Is that why you gave it up?
Elaine remembers she used to YT. This is actually a good idea, she wants to attract attention to her channel, start beef with a much bigger YTer. The only problem is: Elaine. I mean, she's cancer, isn't she? People only tune in to troll her, which is eaier to do than with Venti (and that's saying something). How will she cope if even only a fraction of Tom Tom's subs turn up and shit up chat? All those comments about her dad's up hill gardening, and him cutting her off. No doubt, tho, if came to a confrontation between Elaine and lots of other people on the internet, who have her dox, will only end in glorious Elaine victory. That's sarcasm Elaine.
GAAAYYY-MUUURRR GAAAYYYTTTAAHHHH! Hark at it. She's like a dog chasing a car... for clout.
 
You get one more post to prove you're not blaine or you get merged.
Elaine was very mean to me, despite me doing nothing but publicly defend her and privately bully her. All it took was for some scoundrel to tell her I'm fucking Josh (preposterous, any of my real friends know I'm saving myself for @nohull). Whoever started this shitshow with her should honestly be ashamed but I see they're still in here writing essayposts about how they're really WINNING this time

Also no way the unfunny minge guy sent her a bunch of money haha. Unless I'm wrong and it was Empresa but he doesn't look like he can afford much (no offense)
 
Sorry jannies but not sure how to prove that unless you want me to send face? Idk why you guys think I'm Blaine to begin with tbh but if you want to elaborate on that, I can probably clear your doubts
 
Sorry jannies but not sure how to prove that unless you want me to send face? Idk why you guys think I'm Blaine to begin with tbh but if you want to elaborate on that, I can probably clear your doubts

Who asked you to prove who you are? You don't have to violate your privacy to post here.
 
Who asked you to prove who you are? You don't have to violate your privacy to post here.
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I can only assume this is because I use some busted ass free VPN and the mods here have PTSD
 
Nigger they started it and told me I only get one more post and then you asked about it too. Yell at yourself for derailing and let your sphincter breathe
 
You know this is the type of squit that gets her accounts nuked. Not the SWAT ones.
Asks for timestamp of broom talking about her. Not obsessed with him. Anymore.
Q: What do men and women having in common?
A: They both hate E-lame.
Get the smelling salts Miss E-lame is 'avin' one of 'er turns. OCD, ASPD, YMCA... sorry, that's her Dad.
Wouldn't be seen dead using mizoginust langwich. Uses the mysognistic term Pick Me Women. Oh E-lame... you do it to yourself to the soundtrack of a certain Radiohead song.
"Tfw the only women calling me BPD have a penis" Ged id rite, yeh? Idz ASPD, not BPD. Tomato/Tomato.
You hate your Dad. Because you are narrow minded and judgemental. And plain mental.
 
Elaine resorts to racism to cope with the bullying. She's like the broom in some ways, isn't she?
Sadly TNH
"Hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world". Take note "primary care givers"
Sure it's not slavishly staring at your phone 24/7?
Surrogate E-daddie Ken. Also: Thas ryte E-lame, everyone is clocking mad duckets off of you! And you ain't getting none of it.
Notice that E-lame didn't mention the most popular... Ash's Playground. Counterpoint: Without Commie Fartms... there would be no need to cover Lidl, or the Kwiffar. Or another counterpoint: If joshy was REALLY about Freedum of Peeech Absoluterism there would be no need.
When did this happen? Does Singh even know who E-lame is?
Then quit Squitter. Am I right?
Suuuuuure, Elaine, yeeeeaaaahh. Chinny, and if you will, reckon.
joshy a BUSINESS man? Is it Terfs he's pandering to?
 
She forgot Gunt. Or did Gunt adopt the broom?
Elaine has been handed her latest narrative.
Nah, prolly the Daddy issues. Innit.
Some confected drama. Hark at MC, a little melodramatic there, buddy.
This again. Elaine, you've admitted to pissing on stream. js.
Discord shit.
In her early to mid 20s, Elaine has, at least, claimed to have chopped a potato and fried it. Not a major claim to fame, but I'm still pressing X.
Elaine upset at someone mocking her phizog.
Sure. Ok Elaine. Whatever gets you through the night. "Immune from consequences forever" is a pretty big statement. Nobody is immune from consequences.
 
War crimes=Making a show of herself on Squitter. Maybe YT. Rest of it... surprisingly on the mark. And the use of nonce promoter Kim Kardasian, cherry on the top.
Keep telling yourself that, Elaine. I was trolling you on Metocuck. You know I've only made fun of you, because you are merely a lolcow. And you can't get enough of it, can you?
 
she was being incredibly racist
Hey, it's not like she lives in an area with a large population of BAME. Or it's mentally left wing anti racist... oh wait.

She's meant to be streaming tonight. If she isn't minecraft'd in a drive by. Or worse boycott disinvestment and sanctions'd into oblivion by the Woke Mafia. Seriously. Elaine is not living in the right postal code to be pulling an alt rite larp grift. It's not Lewisham, I admit, or even Harlsden... but still... I wonder what pavement chimp upset her so she masked off'd. Prolly got sold oregano and/or salt instead of weed and/or crack.
 
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Elaine's No Sleep... Til Total Mental Breakdown.
Ooh Crikey, spook perv happenings in the snooker hall of Elaines mind.
Click the glowing link kids.
I think it's the terminally online bit that's the problem here.
Elaine. Plodwinson. Touching poo. He luvz it.
The redacted face is supposed to be her boss. Yeah. X.
Doooood. Tommy toe sauce as the main part of the mean there (with garlic, very good for you... fresh, whole and lightly cooked), and Quinoa (gluten free), for her IBS (runny bottom sort there). That's the kind of meal I would make when my parents went on holiday and I would keep the score they gave me and eat all the forgotten stuff in the cupboards/freezer).
Let's discuss why people may not believe Tay... "Hacked" social media account. History of portraying reality as you and your brother want, not as it is. THe next question is: When is Elaine going to go full Kathleen Hanna?
There's a lot of this. Pissminge. snigger.
Elaine mad at the Onioneers again (well, two in particular), this time because she doesn't understand irony, sarcasm and trolling, and she DID get gyp'd by a big lipped member of the community. btw Ginger is an anagram of what racial slur? JS. She retweeted this. Really. Maybe she wants to Babs effect the whole thing. Perhaps she is like Ash, only the jigs are her Karl. Funny thing is... with those talons... she TRYING TO BE ONE. Ginger is an anagram of...
 
Elaine saying she has a bot telling her when people post about her is on par with Rachel Minkin saying she programmed a bot to chimp out in her threads. Same retard energy.
 
Doooood. Tommy toe sauce as the main part of the mean there (with garlic, very good for you... fresh, whole and lightly cooked), and Quinoa (gluten free), for her IBS (runny bottom sort there). That's the kind of meal I would make when my parents went on holiday and I would keep the score they gave me and eat all the forgotten stuff in the cupboards/freezer).
This looks rabbit food wtf
 
Not Anti social people being anti social the problem. It's the other kids, Miss, it's them, they're jel of Elaine...
Individuals with this disorder exhibit behaviors that reflect a disregard for the feelings or personhood of others. They may engage in intentional deception, impulsive action, and unlawful behaviors. Unfortunately, they may have the skills necessary to present as potentially attractive partners,"
Well... sorry Elaine, you don't really possess any skills. Other than be a patsy. THat doesn't require that much skill.
"but are only using the façade to con their prey into trusting them enough that they can take advantage. There’s little empathy among this group and their primary motivation is typically getting what they want."
Sounds like Elaine... but also everyone she considers buddies.
Elaine vents about her 'rents.
 
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