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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705269131900019022
Clout chasing is hell of a drug.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705272456859054507
Be more like, yeah... I saw some Pat Alt people with stuff... here's the address... yeah..., one of them @s known White Bread Supremacist Gunts. She hates troons, uh huh, all on her squitter, yes, there was that thing with Plodz and the police... oh yeah... totz far reet pedo terrorism bag, 50k? thank you very much. ELaine really should watch Richard Hall videos. "When Tranny Looking NEETs Attack". That's a Plodwinson ref, Elaine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705282858812666129
“Lidl sickness is the reverse side of lidl kick. The kick of lidl is that you have to have it. Lidlies run on lidltime and lidlmetabolism. They are subject to lidl climate. They are warmed and chilled by lidl. The kick of lidl is living under lidl conditions. You cannot escape from lidl sickness anymore than you can escape from lidl kick after a shot.”
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705288595483902173
Slayworldkekistan... is the most Ker-ringe handle. And: "Oh my god I love this doing it right now" Never worked, ever.
Elaine, you'll need someone to explain this to you, but...
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Baaaassiilllllll! Swatty Flower. Nice one me (Cleese ref)
 
Elaine is a fantasist. She doesn't 'carry a gun'. You need authorisation from the Home Office to carry concealed firearms to protection. Yet another sign that the silly bint needs to be sectioned.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705319293838041221
First it's "Arrest 'im!!!" when I troll her. Then it's "Hacktually, I'm totz in control of the situation, I'm owning it, the comments about my dad being a shirt lifter didn't get under my skin, even tho they are deffo true and it explains a lot about me".

It's the opiate addiction (that you admitted to), it's got your brain fucked up, let's see what Elaine is going through...
Quick internet search...
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Sounds about right... what's this...?
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And think of all the other gacky shit Elaine has aspirated... Heart attack, yeah... she looks like one of those pro ana bints that carks it from coughing too hard on a woodbine.

Remember kids: Just Say No to Elaine. Elaine is a ghetto drug.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705741267802411259
Like with you and checking your thread?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705742555990651341
Again... sounds like you...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705743923937779855
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705744244789456967
Two cows there, with threads, talking about how other people are milky. Do you see a pattern emerging?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705755777250566381
She's obsessed with with Geist D. fr fr. You can't hae it, silly rabbit.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705784831165272402
Staff? lol.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705813564244496610
1. Elaine is worried about getting glassed by the many, many, many people who Elaine has pissed off. 2. Colleague. lol. lmfao even.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705834736654926314
IF she owned.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705836058015945017
Elaine not knowing what a cell means in this context. She really just repeats the last thing that comes into her head, doesn't she?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705840573251211402
Elaine cries DEEP FAKE!!! Again.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705845079770906772
You'd think the place would be more active...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705868707279368521
Elaine bamboozles herself with intrusive thoughts about the Geist D. Many such cases.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705869764915073526
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705873384398073939
Previously were racking drugs? Previously?

This is what Elaine did last night, instead of getting some sleep. It's manic phase.
 
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1705888493371641874
Elaine is coming to terms.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705900615165989159
Says the bint who linked her porn to (what she thought was) a minor.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705910276212584555
Holy Cope on a rope Batman.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705912422333042834
Elaine doesn't see that she looks... grimey... skanky... skeezerish. The perfume won't cover the stench of the junk sickness puke and shits.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705949184879219197
Lidl on the brain... still
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705957981492322657
As constructive as talking to a brick wall. Ooooorrrr maybe she thinks she's a jig.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705958755869819093
Elaine there, still thinking about it.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705970548130328961
Admitting she's delusional.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1705973325082857513
Wouldn't catch you at work. js.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706392290682413143
Our Ken, dunkin' on E-lame.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706393642791760132
Socrates refutes
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706394779544584247
Elaine... why do you want to post on your thread? You know the kind of cows that post on their thread...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706395866213310544
I'm reminded of how Spamela was allowed to skitzo post (great days, the party was over the day they banned her, imho), but that's in the past. And everyone likes Spammy. She got to talk to the broom on the phone. Elaine will never have that.
I mean, fuck your free speech, you have Squitter. Start your own Commie Farms, like what Cowboy tries to half heartedly do.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706399770162421880
If you read the DMs... yeah, it says Elaine has dox'd and SWAT'd Kwiffar jannies, file under TNH.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706405002795741300
I always imagined Autistic Spite as a soy drenched chinky manboy. js
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706405959570973133
Yellows? Is this the 70s? Is Elaine suddenly Archie Bunker? btw the attention she is showing Ken is due to the problematic relationship she has with her father. The mincer.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706408206304510180
Elektra continues. This is from the bint who wants to be Nonce Horse 2
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706409746104738121
Elaine forgets who she chooses to vc with.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706421127415841137
Typical NEETess Elaine there. Getting into the Great British Bake Off years after everyone else. Pedant point (from someone who actually does cook): You fry donuts, not bake them. Elaine doesn't know this, because she's never done either. Ramen is beyond her.
And binge eating donuts if you're diabetic is a really bad idea. Which is what Elaine admitted to. Side note: Donuts will bung her up, you know opiate withdrawal. But no one believes the people at work hoolala.
 
Elaine can't even carry a conversation, there's no way she could carry a weapon without hurting herself.

By the way, Lainey, you should stay away from simple carbs. They'll make your blood sugar go up, sure, but you'll end up lower than you started. Complex carbs are the way to go to sustain blood sugar levels and not crash or have a manic episode.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706423254028521734
The full quote is "It is better to be feared than loved, if you can't be both". Elaine is neither.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706424989501546513
Elaine, who are claimed to have SWAT'd people in the past, there. Not really understanding what the word hypocrite means.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706426195888185350
Elaine continues her Elektra thing with Ken. Not sure why she included my post about Orwellian Lidl.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706437016144007527
Elaine, you have claimed to have SWAT'd people. This is why people think (reasonably) that you are a brain damaged NPD case. You are clearly a narcissist whose brain is damaged.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706459384455250415
Censorship is wrong. Unless you're saying things about Elaine that she doesn't like.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706461199355814047
Elaine, is going to try and sell a "My Onion Hell" story to the hacks. "They wuz tryin to psychologically breaks me"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706480050961260762
Parental gibs denied, so Elaine is going to become...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706483774647599342
An Coomuninist. Going red is what tanked the Dolls careers. Typical spoilt brat been cut off squitting there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706488875709825209
Where ever you go Elaine... thats where the BPD is.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706512597669830777
"MY family is cunts, and did a shitty job with me, that's why I'm useless... let's ban families"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706512916113990074
"I'm bake you a cake... and send it straight to your fucking heart" Still waiting on the take down of Lidl on the YT channel you've given up on. Cuz all you can do is Squit.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706558337813254334
Elaine is also Gluten intolerent.

She'd be better off worrying about her phone addiction. It's as bad as her skag problem. She was up all night again. Just squitting.
 
The public won't give a shit about Onionfarms because it doesn't have the notoriety that KF has. Personal army requests never go far unless you're pretty or have a large following, and Elaine has neither good looks nor a large following. She can cry and cry all she wants, insult OF all she wants, but it won't take the site down.

I can see the Queen of Hearts resemblance....in the forehead only.

Also, is it truly a faildox if the person was successfully swatted, Elaine? Hypothetically of course. Unlike you most people don't waste the time of law enforcement over petty internet shit.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706695781263040660
Eeek. Waitrose is so lower middle class. Aldi is where it's really at. Lidl sold out, man.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706701465547354487
Funny Elaine should make the distinction between ASPD and BPD. BPD is seen as a "female" disorder, while ASPD is "male". Just. Leaving. That. There.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706704145124565476
Elaine. The Holler Back Cow.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706723007903957081
On the other hand, women haven't really gotten a handle on logic and reason. Still, am interested in finding out what things she realized that would take hitting the bong (with some high grade cheeba, none that scrub Elaine gets). For men.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706726248976990315
Another of Elaine's fine TNH squits.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706726671142076502
For some strange reason "when I say bitch ass, you say Ho" popped into my mind.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706727157966241852
Y'know. That's not the whole of the post...
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... ohhh, Elaine... I guess you agree that you are jel that other people are loved and/or you are a mooch.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706731494532956191
"Tell me you're a terminally online NPD case without..."
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706731924419473522
As Camus once said... "Zut Alors, Ref! He was clearly off side". Elaine will never fully understand that. Women cannot comprehend the off side rule. Even if you use the salt, pepper, brown sauce etc.
Chances Elaine knows that's Bert in that picture? I always saw her more as a Sartre bint.
 
I'm not here to speculate on lidl drip's identity but this post about mimicking and BPD is spot on. Elaine has never had her own identity, all her edgy posturing is a bad replication of women like Isabella Janke, framergirl, or other women she views as competition. Her obsession with Null's speculated exes is also bizarre, and doesn't help her case. A lot of her resentment towards Null is because he clocked her hatred for other women early on in her own thread, she probably took that as another form of rejection. Anyone who reads these threads can see the differences in her treatment of women versus men who are literal chomos. She is violent and malicious towards women she is threatened by, l won't mention them because I know Elaine will post about this on twitter after I log out. The worst offenses she has committed have been towards mothers, which speaks for itself. Elaine has a strained relationship with both parents who have neglected to correct her behavioral issues and drug addiction for years. They don't care that she seeks internet validation from strangers who view her as a circus monkey, but Elaine cares enough to (badly) portray herself as an individual with a balanced social life and career. I think that she lies about being diagnosed with conduct disorder as a minor so that she can say she doesn't have BPD. We know her parents would have never taken her to a shrink as a minor, because they didn't take her to a shrink when she has been actively ruining her life.

Elaine has been obsessed with Null for years and he still rarely acknowledges her existence, which is the best thing anyone in his position could do. Before her obsession with kiwifarms she was a failed influencer faking her wealth. That much has stayed the same with her inconsistent streams with the usual suspects, and her lies about being an exotical Ruskie with ties to the Gertler dynasty.

I do believe that Simon has cut her off, but there is also substantial evidence supporting this theory:
  1. In recent streams, videos, or photos you can see that she is no longer living in the same building she shared with her parents. Maybe her orbiters can weigh in more on this. Does lainey still discourage her mummy's maid from cleaning her soiled mattress?
  2. Elaine made posts on twitter bragging about receiving a few grand on cashapp, at the time I believed it might have been her parents. I recently came across evidence that the money was coming from an orbiter who frequently pops up in this thread. He is no longer sending her money because of another falling out. The last job I know she had was as a barista at some coffee chain. She was never making enough to be independent.
  3. There may be a few gullible posters who believe that she isn't English, or that her name is really Elena and she has Russian heritage. They may even stroke her ego and play along with her MI6 role play, but her current location was doxed with those awful talons she purchased down the street from her flat. Her passport with her full name was posted within the first 10 pages of her kiwifarms thread, and Elaine continues to solidify that her dossier is legitimate with every DM she sends out.
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I'm not here to speculate on lidl drip's identity but this post about mimicking and BPD is spot on. Elaine has never had her own identity, all her edgy posturing is a bad replication of women like Isabella Janke, framergirl, or other women she views as competition. Her obsession with Null's speculated exes is also bizarre, and doesn't help her case. A lot of her resentment towards Null is because he clocked her hatred for other women early on in her own thread, she probably took that as another form of rejection. Anyone who reads these threads can see the differences in her treatment of women versus men who are literal chomos. She is violent and malicious towards women she is threatened by, l won't mention them because I know Elaine will post about this on twitter after I log out. The worst offenses she has committed have been towards mothers, which speaks for itself. Elaine has a strained relationship with both parents who have neglected to correct her behavioral issues and drug addiction for years. They don't care that she seeks internet validation from strangers who view her as a circus monkey, but Elaine cares enough to (badly) portray herself as an individual with a balanced social life and career. I think that she lies about being diagnosed with conduct disorder as a minor so that she can say she doesn't have BPD. We know her parents would have never taken her to a shrink as a minor, because they didn't take her to a shrink when she has been actively ruining her life.

Elaine has been obsessed with Null for years and he still rarely acknowledges her existence, which is the best thing anyone in his position could do. Before her obsession with kiwifarms she was a failed influencer faking her wealth. That much has stayed the same with her inconsistent streams with the usual suspects, and her lies about being an exotical Ruskie with ties to the Gertler dynasty.

I do believe that Simon has cut her off, but there is also substantial evidence supporting this theory:
  1. In recent streams, videos, or photos you can see that she is no longer living in the same building she shared with her parents. Maybe her orbiters can weigh in more on this. Does lainey still discourage her mummy's maid from cleaning her soiled mattress?
  2. Elaine made posts on twitter bragging about receiving a few grand on cashapp, at the time I believed it might have been her parents. I recently came across evidence that the money was coming from an orbiter who frequently pops up in this thread. He is no longer sending her money because of another falling out. The last job I know she had was as a barista at some coffee chain. She was never making enough to be independent.
  3. There may be a few gullible posters who believe that she isn't English, or that her name is really Elena and she has Russian heritage. They may even stroke her ego and play along with her MI6 role play, but her current location was doxed with those awful talons she purchased down the street from her flat. Her passport with her full name was posted within the first 10 pages of her kiwifarms thread, and Elaine continues to solidify that her dossier is legitimate with every DM she sends out.
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She's dead like Haru.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706981571197034521
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I guess Elaine is loli adjacent then. tee and if you will hee.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706991182033670501
"Every generation
Blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door"
Reminder: Mike is also in Genesis
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706991330100949435
By the time she's 30 (if she makes it), she'll have changed her name to Alan Pacino.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1706994729081004517
Says Punch Drunk Elaine
https://twitter.com/x/status/1707021595900838111
Too autistic, luv, too autistic. Y'see, Elaine has spent her whole life being a Violet Beauregarde (not that amount of wealth, just "indulged"), because she was a child. Those days are gone. Now she has to try and con people, who are most likely trying to con her.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1707022905312215419
No response from Plodz.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1707024905764470883
Elaine has been stalking lidl on the MH thread and learnt a new word.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1707035799798059152
It won't. It'll be a paupers cremation. No head stone, just crackle crackle, sweep sweep. Not likely anyone is going to want the ashes. And I see her killing herself as she's trying to put on a jumper or something. Y'know, that sort of thing. Or vape induced stroke.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1707041893870186747
Cuz saying swooting means it's not a threat. lulz.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1707064035995169103
Hmmmmm... I'm no Harold Bloom, but that prose is similar to Elaine's own style. Like the "my health issues" squits.
 
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