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December 17, 2024: Nigerian pastor in church claims to bring dead person back to life

Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712271726103478466
That means you just got to come up with some abitrary reason andit's all good, no suicidedness. A good reason, tho... laughing at dinlos. Can't think of a better one.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712288746953965578
Calm down, dear. It'sonly a troll.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712296034074804336
Careful you don't burn yourself on that hot hot take there, Elaine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712304372636385763
Chinny reckon
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712309797830226346
Cringe. He's old enough to be your Dad... I guess that's why tho...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712421235081073020
Elaine admits to being a SWATer. Again. I guess as Commie Farms doesn't like reporting people to 5-0 for SWATs... it's not going to ever end, right?
btw Douche is a 2016 account. Maybe E-lame will ask Plodz what significance that has. If Plodz is still talking to her. He did say "Next, Elaine", so maybe she's been Enron'd
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712512214890934562
Elaine, admits to SWATing (yet again). Can't get this forums name out of her whore mouth (yet again).
Counterpoint: E-lame is a educationally subnormal cunt, who delights in threatening people, but shits her pants when the shoe is on the other foot, and cries "I'm being haruoosed and stwalket" when people point out her fuckwittery. You are NOT a victim, Elaine. You just play one on the internet. Badly.

Is she really that mental that she really thinks that she'll make a "Milly" by going viral? Or that she's going to bag some crypto billionaire? She's too thick and lazy (and wob-eyed) to even get exploited by a 4th rate Tate knock off.
She'll end up getting the shit kicked out of her by the N-Dub "Working Girls" for encroaching on their terry-terry.

btw Elaine, people don't have to accept your apology if they reasonably think you aren't sincere. You have admitted to committing a crime, numerous times. This sounds like you are getting blow back from your own actions. If you expect any sympathy, then you really are fucking sectionable.
 
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No Elaine: You can't get someone's exact street address with an IP address. You need a court order for that. And no I am not taking your thread down.

My Official Response:

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1712615172118884627
X. See her more like a cut and shut Fiat 127
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712614476535439568
It's not. I won't go into it. I've already made the point elsewhere.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712615898228334878
Elaine relates.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712616387485598082
If Elaine was an musical instrument, it would be an triangle.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712616735528849549
Elaine getting the bus to the job centre via Golders Green is as near to the Jewish homeland she's been. Literally.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712619105226801262
Hyperbole for comic effect, no doubt. Elaine has the physical strength of a brittle bone baby. Camden et al, isn't the roughest place, but if you go past Wembley, you get your stick up kids (Harlsden), they love a protest, the police are thin on the ground, and it's a short tube journey to a nice middleclass area with gormless students and drop outs, trying to wank ESA. If they met Elaine, she wouldn't be able to run, she'd render unto cesar.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712621577756410124
Yeah. But your Dad is a cream puff, he'd comply and take it out on you later on, he's no muscle mary, more skinny fat one.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712622901155828145
If you're going to chase clout, chase clout, right? Like one of those tiny, skinny, sickly looking dogs, with thousand yard stare eyes chasing after the Bluebird CN7.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712623732580081872
Oh Lord Yeah!!!
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712644822215823833
1. I've never said I was never going post your squits and point out why you are retarded again. That's the difference, retard. 2. You are admitting to having received access from a former mod to the user database. Really? What crime? Auction what? What exactly is of value on a niche internet gossip forum?

How retarded? E-lame retarded. Looks like she's back on the smack.
 
If she had anything worthwhile she would've shared it by now, what better way to alog Kengle than to dump all that data?

She tried to say the same thing about lolcow.farm and then when asked to put her money where her mouth is, she cited some manic shit and talked about needing to take a break for her health. There's a pattern here, methinks.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712881992843280385
No quarter! Scorched earth! Bro! Can't we! NOT! C'mon DN is a joke, he's like Cowboy but more cringe.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712885353038668216
No. It is the same. btw, remember I posted this info ages before Elaine? She is slow.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712888576029925416
Elaine... Mossad aren't the government and they aren't the IDF (who do all the shooting of kids in the head). A few years back the lefty press ran a story about how IDF had shot and killed like 52 Sand wogs, and it turned out that 50 of them were known terrorists who were legit targets. IDF is real surgical like that. I guess the other two were just human shields. Because the occassional soldier snapping and shooting a kid throwing stones at them, is worse than using your people as a human shield.
tl/dr Elaine knows fuck all about History/Politics/Religion/Thinking in general and wants you to know about it.
 
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I didn't listen, as my nan used to say "SHe's got a voice that would your arse ear ache."
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712904360852680837
Posts CP... faildoxer... pathalogical liar... hmmmmmmm
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712910308400898115
Remember this guy... last words were "Next... Elaine..."
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712909778643542332
"Her daughter"... SLAP..."Her sister"...SLAP..."Her daughter"...SLAP... Anyhoo, X on Dunnce wanting to protect anyone.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712912869375779180
You know the rules Elaine, cut a promo... or even... make a documentary.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712913530968563973
You'll never know, you'll never have kids. You get all bash your head against the wall mental when people point out you're a tard. So... it's probably best you not having kids.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712918659629257117
When I was Elaine's age, I'd already broadcasted my set on FM/SW/LW, and DJ'd at the hip esoteric room upstairs of pub (it's flats now) in town (I saw Man... Or Astroman there, one of the best gigs ever, if you know MOAM then you'll know what I'm talking about), and met the front man of one of the most famous punks bands in the world, and I mean proper punk, not this shitty Greenday bollocks. Elaine has met Vordrak and Plodwinson. In many ways, the intraweb fucked culture. Go outside Elaine. It's Friday night and you are young(ish), the chances of you getting yourself glassed are less than 50%. Do you want to look back on your life and only have "I skitzoposted on Squitter" as the source of anecdotes
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712919901730373778
Hype man Badgerz there. Hardly Flava Flav, but it's only E-lame.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712928588402422029
You can't type SWAT in the same way you can't type nig-nog-jig-a-boo-sambo, you bint. You can type Hamas, that's why Ex put a block on that word, because lots of people are using it. At least she didn't type Hummus.
 
 
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This spoilered pic captures the true E-lame
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713060766411026487
They is in Plate Gang... therefore wrong.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713146216488349914
Daily reminder that Elaine shared noodz (with CP, her own words) with a minor.

Less than 8hrs sleep... at her age. She knows what it'll do to her. You can already see it, in her skin, her wob eye, and you can tell from the slow cognitive decline. She's speed running Ash Decent Into Madness Turbo Mode.

@Empresa she's accusing you... again. But telling on herself.
 
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Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1712881992843280385
No quarter! Scorched earth! Bro! Can't we! NOT! C'mon DN is a joke, he's like Cowboy but more cringe.
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Look you fucking nonce. It's hilarious you would post shit like this about me and still not take me seriously. That's Bryan confirming I called CPS on dark ninja want more proof?

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This detective certainly took it seriously when I emailed them about DN being a nonce here's a clip of me proving it was me too since I know fail doxers and plate wannabes like you will claim any delusional takes to say I wasn't behind CPS showing up to dark ninjas house
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Your on my list Nektar nonce and you can ask people like Dark Ninja what happens when you fuck with trollcow. 💅🤭
 
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Elaine wants us to believe that she is an innovator/skilled worker...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713188261311467668
"Self-medication" is the cope junkies use for their habit.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713195533630570621
As none of her "enemies" (ie alawgs mocking her bintery) are interested in her dying, it is more likely that she will kill herself. However, getting hit by a car because she wandered into the road without looking is much more likely. As is getting stabbed to death by random member of Londons diverse community.
Doctors said she was smart. Pressing X
 
Empresa said:
Probably still smoking blue lotus
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If Elaine has been prescribed actual SSRAs, it would be something to see her on the inevitable mixing of booze, THC vape and pills stream. It'll totally fuck her mind, you've seen what it did to Gunt.
Anyway, back to mocking E-lame

https://twitter.com/x/status/1713261106922238299
Uh oh Spugheddiozzzzz
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713264483148161218
I thought he meant Botham. Elaine is in her "Wymbyms, oppression, deepfakes, etc" part of her NPC like program.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713282648674644067
Elaine plans to do something the Kwiffar themselves could not do. And she doesn't know what day it is (psychosis there buddy)
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713278911000252480
It's really all about Elaine and her thread. Elaine if it wasn't for this thread, you'd have a massive hole in you day/night, a void that you might find yourself filling with something more constructive than squitting and dincording. And you don't want to do that. You said that you'd never mention this sites name again, but you can't help yourself
C'mon, I make fun of your objectively dumb takes, dumb even for an N-Dub bint like you, I mean, you make Tulisa look like Clare Fox (golf club lesbian).
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713289995904069890
lol wut? Indeed. Does anyone know what this is about? She's been hassling him over shit. What's this hacked info?
There was this awhile back, ryan doesn't squit much, sep 14th
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Remember, this is info I posted on here before someone handed it to Elaine. I don't think this is it.

From this convo...
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It seems Elaine is trying to grift some free bunce... but what is she claiming to have hacked? Who is this "she"? Grabbleraine.
Further the Dark Ninja bobbins
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713292929911927146
Pressing X on the petty.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713314767224324376
More playground spats
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713316468408844712
Elaine admits she just repeats what info is given to her. Uses a bit of sophistry as well.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713321572193153356
Elaine, your parents didn't forget. Perhaps "y'all" aren't making a tit out of themselves on the Squitter. Side note, the gift is from a Dad to a son. Is Elaine one of those daughters who had a Dad who wanted a son? It makes a lot of sense.
 
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1713324005975875967
She's checked the thread again. Note: She avoids answering the question. btw Jihad actually means "Struggle".
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713326641219252440
Never proves anything... Irreffutable logic.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713326954093351089
Was J ever a fan account?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713334493208072487
Another one of E-lame's "This Never Happened" tales.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1713337422514151624
And ahnuvvah...
 
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