• Welcome to Onionfarms. All races, ethnicities, religions. Gay, straight, bisexual. CIS or trans. It makes no difference to us. If you can rock with us, you are one of us. We are here for you and always will be.

So who's going to mod this shithole?

Have fun. This site's abandoned since Josh got got so it will be funny seeing you log on here every day to skulk around the ruins like a greasy little unhappy ghost needy for attention. Are you sad that thread of all your shitty jokes that make you look like an insane piece of shit are gone forever? It represents so much of your time and life. A stupid amount. I told you KF would be gone by spring or summer.
 
I have a handy guide for fingering assholes, if you'd like to see it. It's educational!
 
Me

Pros: I have no feelings towards this, I will make sure you don't break rules and otherwise stay outta your way

Cons: I have no feelings towards this, I will make sure you don't break rules and otherwise stay outta your way

(I'm not serious)
 
So is receptive anal play for a man.
Sometimes I wonder about the unsettling possibility you're actually this obsessed with ass fucking or if you're just so lost in the sauce that you don't know who you are or what you're doing anymore and haven't for decades.

Speaking of how good prostate orgasms feel, what's Brian been up to these days? Is he still trying to suppress his feelings for men by collecting hundreds of articles supporting his sweaty delusions about how gays are all disease ridden or pedophiles or intrinsically unhappy people? I remember all that stuff being darkly comical juxtaposed with his faggy obsession with David Bowie.
 
Ashley: Friend of the Gays. You can tell she's extra tolerant by her use of the words fag, faggot, faggy, and gay as negative descriptors.
 
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