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Yeah the stickersperging exists everywhere. Go to the Yaniv section and make fun of TERFs and you’ll see a couple dozen dumpy radfem catladies stickerswarm you. Go to the Beauty Parlor and make fun of fat chicks and the girls who are as fat as Amberlynn Reid but are in denial will negrate you. Just about every section of the board gets really autistic about their internet stickers. Them pretending it’s just A&H is all part of their autism.

Speaking of the TERFs, the same Kiwis who whine about A&H getting political refugees are the same ones who ignored the r/gendercritical refugees who flooded the Yaniv subforum. If refugees from hated corners of the internet should be purged, so should they.
 
Yeah the stickersperging exists everywhere. Go to the Yaniv section and make fun of TERFs and you’ll see a couple dozen dumpy radfem catladies stickerswarm you. Go to the Beauty Parlor and make fun of fat chicks and the girls who are as fat as Amberlynn Reid but are in denial will negrate you. Just about every section of the board gets really autistic about their internet stickers. Them pretending it’s just A&H is all part of their autism.

Speaking of the TERFs, the same Kiwis who whine about A&H getting political refugees are the same ones who ignored the r/gendercritical refugees who flooded the Yaniv subforum. If refugees from hated corners of the internet should be purged, so should they.
There was a quote I once saw from a Kiwi that I wish I'd saved. I can't even remember who it's from (it sounds like something AnOminous or Secret Asshole would've said at one point though) and the gist was like:
someone? said:
Kiwi Farms is literally the garbage dump of the Internet. Everyone from Reddit/tumblr/Something Awful/Twitter/etc who can't stop saying the word "nigger" long enough to not get banned ends up here, and so by design these forums house the very worst mongoloids that the Internet has to offer.
And it's true. The refugees that come to KF and refuse to assimilate for generations and smear shit on all the walls and ransack the place can never be purged, because we're those refugees.
 
When did he flip out about stickers in PM's?
A few months ago.
I posted about it at the time with his multiple pissy PMs. He finally whined to ride to stop me from being able to rate him for a bit.

I never got the zed worship, other than null loves people who dox and most of their userbase have their tongues up his arse. Zed faildoxed more than once and was a huge petty crybaby bitch.
 
A few months ago.
I posted about it at the time with his multiple pissy PMs. He finally whined to ride to stop me from being able to rate him for a bit.

I never got the zed worship, other than null loves people who dox and most of their userbase have their tongues up his arse. Zed faildoxed more than once and was a huge petty crybaby bitch.
I looked through your profile, but haven't seen anything about it there.
But all I've ever seen from zed was get mad at people's grammar, screech at users in PM's and negrate. Him getting a ban was only a matter of time.
Edit: I actually think I remember what PM's you were talking about.
 
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Banning all the doomers and politispergs could fix a hell of a lot of the farms' problems. It's not like they won't have anywhere else to go, you can't throw a rock without hitting a political discussion online.
Yeah, bull null is himself a doomer and can polisperg when he wants to, so I doubt that will ever happen.
The 2020 election was a big one. When it was obvious Trump was struggling, they doubled down and asserted that it was actually Biden and the Demonrats who were struggling. They also had some of the most obnoxious personalities there like Gehenna, Shield Breaker, and Syaoran Li. They take the most obvious bait every time and take sticker ratings very, very seriously. Shield Breaker has admitted to complaining to moderators when she thinks someone is not giving her the right kind of stickers.
I haven't turned on it exactly, but the amount of people who defended actual terrorists as soon as Trump lost and actually encouraged others to commit fucked up acts like they did combined with how the site itself seems like it could go down permantely in the near future made me want to look for another place.
There's also the coronavirus denial, where much of the forum when 180° on the virus as the started hitting the US hard. When it looked like the was going fuck over China hard, they were all doomer on it, then afterward they were all "it's just the flu, bro".

Unsurprisingly, this went hand in hand with the denial of the troubles of the Trump campaign.
 
The most hilarious part of the election thread was when they started counting yard signs and bumper stickers. That just because they saw three more Trump bumper stickers on the way to the grocery store than Biden bumper stickers means Trump was going to win in a landslide was utterly insane.

Much like how the Trump campaign was mostly a grift, there was a grift for stickers on KF. Someone who beamed that they saw more Trump yard signs on the way to Sheetz than Biden signs was showered in positive ratings and anyone skeptical was negrated.

Yet these people did nothing to help out on the Trump campaign: no knocking doors, no poll watching, nothing. They spent the final weeks counting signs and talking about Hunter Biden’s penis. Why did they get outraged about that shit anyway? Biden did not run as a moral scold so there was no moral hypocrisy to knock him on. People voted for Biden, not his children; this is something Trump voters were proud of in 2016. The people who cheered on “grab em by the pussy” were suddenly outraged about a ne’er do well son’s penis. However they were blown away by nobody giving a fuck.

These people lived in utter delusion, little reason why they became so unglued at the results.
 
The most hilarious part of the election thread was when they started counting yard signs and bumper stickers. That just because they saw three more Trump bumper stickers on the way to the grocery store than Biden bumper stickers means Trump was going to win in a landslide was utterly insane.

Much like how the Trump campaign was mostly a grift, there was a grift for stickers on KF. Someone who beamed that they saw more Trump yard signs on the way to Sheetz than Biden signs was showered in positive ratings and anyone skeptical was negrated.

Yet these people did nothing to help out on the Trump campaign: no knocking doors, no poll watching, nothing.


This is why the politispergs are extra special. Sure, other parts of KF have their sticker raging, but the politispergs go much deeper with it. Those stickers, to them, are proof of being undeniably correct. It is their life essence. But a single negrate is detrimental to them, it will, in their mind, make others doubt them or, worst of all, think they are wrong. To bridge this:

Sticker accumulation is their way of campaigning, how they promote this idea of doing something. It, like yard signs and bumper stickers, is doing very little, especially if they live in a like-minded area or online hugbox who already feels or believes their way. It's similar to the slacktivism mocked from "influencers" or virtue signalers on social media, which is ironically amusing to me as those tend to be mocked or scrutinized.

It's dumb, but funny.
 
This is why the politispergs are extra special. Sure, other parts of KF have their sticker raging, but the politispergs go much deeper with it. Those stickers, to them, are proof of being undeniably correct. It is their life essence. But a single negrate is detrimental to them, it will, in their mind, make others doubt them or, worst of all, think they are wrong.
Case in point: Boxy.

Despite sperging so hard about muh stickies that he's nearly -40k asspats in the hole, he still keeps farming politispergs for good boy points.

The only problem is that Boxy also has a relentless drive to white knight every single pedocow on the Farms; burying this hard work under a pile of top hats.
 
Case in point: Boxy.

Despite sperging so hard about muh stickies that he's nearly -40k asspats in the hole, he still keeps farming politispergs for good boy points.

The only problem is that Boxy also has a relentless drive to white knight every single pedocow on the Farms; burying this hard work under a pile of top hats.


That is another key difference. Negrate other areas, their more sensitive inhabitants sperg out or complain to staff, they might even go on a revenge-fueled sticker rampage, but that tends to be the worst of it. The sensitive politisperg will go elsewhere to farm positive stickers, which can lead to them, sometimes, going to other topics (for better or worse), with a willingness to burn down a thread if it means getting that Good Boy Score. All because they have to win, and winning is having positive stickers.

Boxy is indeed an example of this, in an extremely retarded case.
 
A few months ago.
I posted about it at the time with his multiple pissy PMs. He finally whined to ride to stop me from being able to rate him for a bit.

I never got the zed worship, other than null loves people who dox and most of their userbase have their tongues up his arse. Zed faildoxed more than once and was a huge petty crybaby bitch.
I liked the way he pissed people off.
He reminds me of a grumpy old curmudgeon and I just find that funny.
 
This is why the politispergs are extra special. Sure, other parts of KF have their sticker raging, but the politispergs go much deeper with it. Those stickers, to them, are proof of being undeniably correct. It is their life essence. But a single negrate is detrimental to them, it will, in their mind, make others doubt them or, worst of all, think they are wrong. To bridge this:

Sticker accumulation is their way of campaigning, how they promote this idea of doing something. It, like yard signs and bumper stickers, is doing very little, especially if they live in a like-minded area or online hugbox who already feels or believes their way. It's similar to the slacktivism mocked from "influencers" or virtue signalers on social media, which is ironically amusing to me as those tend to be mocked or scrutinized.

It's dumb, but funny.

Case in point: Boxy.

Despite sperging so hard about muh stickies that he's nearly -40k asspats in the hole, he still keeps farming politispergs for good boy points.

The only problem is that Boxy also has a relentless drive to white knight every single pedocow on the Farms; burying this hard work under a pile of top hats.

That is another key difference. Negrate other areas, their more sensitive inhabitants sperg out or complain to staff, they might even go on a revenge-fueled sticker rampage, but that tends to be the worst of it. The sensitive politisperg will go elsewhere to farm positive stickers, which can lead to them, sometimes, going to other topics (for better or worse), with a willingness to burn down a thread if it means getting that Good Boy Score. All because they have to win, and winning is having positive stickers.

Boxy is indeed an example of this, in an extremely retarded case.
Personally, I understand both sides of the sticker issue.

On the one hand, you have those who give out neg-rates, and then they don't contribute in any real discussion. They believe as if the sticker should be the signifier of their opinions and viewpoints and nothing more. They don't feel the need to add to the discussion to make it more autistic or to get validation for their opinion. Their sticker speaks for itself and they move on with their day. Or sometimes, they add the sticker because "lol ur (this sticker)". After all, that's what they're there for. That's their purpose. To be a representation of your approval or disapproval or just your reaction.

But then you have those who get those negrates and are desperate in wanting someone to come at them with a rebuttal to their viewpoints or whatnot. But they grow increasingly dissatisfied with the idea that LOL IT'S JUST STICKERS. Well obviously, the person using those ratings rated the person's response with the sticker, the sticker being the thing that represents their beliefs on a situation. The person rated with that sticker wants to hear more from that person beyond the sticker shitposting to see if their arguments have weight. So if you don't give any sort of rebuttal and just leave it at a sticker, the person becomes increasingly angry at you or whatnot, irrationally. This is what led to that utterly hilarious thread with @crocodile sperging out about @snailslime and @zedkissed60. After all, it's a forum where we can say whatever the fuck we want almost as long as it doesn't inconvenience Our Dear Leader.

There's an interesting grasp of psychology to it all. To the way we use the internet, the way we communicate, interactions, and whatnot. How the stickers are so specific in their purpose in response to other people's posts. How one can become obsessed with people's opinions and perspectives and what they meant by just one sticker. They are quite an interesting weapon.
 
This is why the politispergs are extra special. Sure, other parts of KF have their sticker raging, but the politispergs go much deeper with it. Those stickers, to them, are proof of being undeniably correct. It is their life essence. But a single negrate is detrimental to them, it will, in their mind, make others doubt them or, worst of all, think they are wrong. To bridge this:

Sticker accumulation is their way of campaigning, how they promote this idea of doing something. It, like yard signs and bumper stickers, is doing very little, especially if they live in a like-minded area or online hugbox who already feels or believes their way. It's similar to the slacktivism mocked from "influencers" or virtue signalers on social media, which is ironically amusing to me as those tend to be mocked or scrutinized.

It's dumb, but funny.

That is another key difference. Negrate other areas, their more sensitive inhabitants sperg out or complain to staff, they might even go on a revenge-fueled sticker rampage, but that tends to be the worst of it. The sensitive politisperg will go elsewhere to farm positive stickers, which can lead to them, sometimes, going to other topics (for better or worse), with a willingness to burn down a thread if it means getting that Good Boy Score. All because they have to win, and winning is having positive stickers.

Boxy is indeed an example of this, in an extremely retarded case.
And this is right here is why forums shouldn't have ratings, as they end up being nothing but one gigantic autism magnet.


As for why I turned on Kiwi farms, the reason isn't the dreaded politispergs that seem to be the bane of everyone's existence, but mainly four reasons:

1. Users becoming way too invested in the site and causing retarded drama and in-fighting.

2. Users who treat the site like some place to socialize with fwens instead of a place to document and mock internet retards. Which also inevitably leads to drama and in-fighting.

3. The userbase in general becoming increasingly fractured into factions that are constantly going at each other. (This post goes into more detail on the issue.)

4. Josh being a perpetually pissy and trigger-happy faggot.
 
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