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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Ashley I'm still impersonating you and I still have your address in my banner. Why are you still allowing me to do this?
An Onion Among Onions
When the "I need a family" post appeared.
Life is ruff
Hellovan Onion
It was pretty funny for him to end up acting even worse then the PM users though.
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Azusa
Remarkable Onion
Same here. Just because I think a lot of the users are fucking mad, autistic clowns (probably myself included if we're being totally honest) doesn't mean I don't enjoy what the site is and does.
"Don't share intimate, personal details about yourself"
Azusa
Remarkable Onion
Niggo Mortensen
Baby Onion
The 2020 election was a big one. When it was obvious Trump was struggling, they doubled down and asserted that it was actually Biden and the Democrats who were struggling. They also had some of the most obnoxious personalities there like Gehenna, Shield Breaker, and Syaoran Li. They take the most obvious bait every time and take sticker ratings very, very seriously. Shield Breaker has admitted to complaining to moderators when she thinks someone is not giving her the right kind of stickers.
The other one is that Null’s meltdowns are happening more frequently. He’s clearly not happy or satisfied with his life. I’m not sure how long KF will last and I get annoyed with asskissers and sycophants who take his attention whoring seriously instead of telling him to fuck off.
The other one is that Null’s meltdowns are happening more frequently. He’s clearly not happy or satisfied with his life. I’m not sure how long KF will last and I get annoyed with asskissers and sycophants who take his attention whoring seriously instead of telling him to fuck off.
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Hellovan Onion
Li I know about, what's going on with the other two? Gehenna I remember because HHH got mad at him for giving him MATI stickers and accused him and another user named secret watcher of being the same person. And I never saw anything like that from Shield Breaker.
And with the way politics are going, Kiwi Farms making it out of 2021 unscathed would be a miracle.
Niggo Mortensen
Baby Onion
Shield Breaker’s shtick is “as a black woman voting Republican for the first time I...” She also registered in December 2019 and has over 5,500 posts already. Pretty much omnipresent in the A&N and Happenings sections. Posts a lot but never has anything to say.
Gehenna was one of those dongs who posted awful copes on here’s how Bernie err I mean Trump can still win. It absolutely would not surprise me if secret watcher was him because secret watcher negrates anything that could potentially be interpreted as a criticism against Trump. That falls into line about Gehenna.
If Dear Feeder was shitting his pants about Article 230, he won’t be able to make it when they come out with whatever shitshow legislation they are working on now. I’d put the odds of KF lasting the year at 50/50.
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Hellovan Onion
We always talk about what he'll do when KF dies, but he still has Discord right? So he'll probably just move there with the remaining members.
I still like it, but its too big. You're just yelling into a void filled with trannies. Mainly here as a back up incase Null ends up an heroing because Biden called him up about the site hosting memes that are too spicy. (The blockland thread was simply a nice bonus)
Plus as member of the Waffle SS, I have a long tradition of posting on the off-site that I need to uphold.
Basically where ever goons are being mocked, I'll be there.
Plus as member of the Waffle SS, I have a long tradition of posting on the off-site that I need to uphold.
Basically where ever goons are being mocked, I'll be there.
Never turned, really. KF was/is a source of entertainment with dashes of information, and it serves those purposes well enough. The bonus is interacting with interesting users, some who are here also. I don't like or dislike it any more or less now than my lurking days, but the vibe has shifted. Most notably:
The sticker-sensitive politispergs, both, disappoint and amuse me. While they can go into stupidly long-winded rants, in an attempt to project being important, they also buckle to dumb decorations and, to cope, believe everybody else takes puzzle pieces and top hats super seriously. This triggers spergy faggotry in threads, but it also cracks me up.
Could it be handled better? Sure, though it's a two-way street:
Those "politisperg refugees", mostly right-wingers, need to stop being glowing try-hards that draw attention that forces their exile. There is a tendency among them to treat KF as a fortress, and the more politically charged take advantage of this to a retardedly arrogant degree. They like to talk tough from atop the fortress walls, thinking they're totally safe from reprecussions, but the moment said walls are breached, they run away to the next place, not giving a fuck so long as it "owns the libs".
The sticker-sensitive politispergs, both, disappoint and amuse me. While they can go into stupidly long-winded rants, in an attempt to project being important, they also buckle to dumb decorations and, to cope, believe everybody else takes puzzle pieces and top hats super seriously. This triggers spergy faggotry in threads, but it also cracks me up.
Could it be handled better? Sure, though it's a two-way street:
Those "politisperg refugees", mostly right-wingers, need to stop being glowing try-hards that draw attention that forces their exile. There is a tendency among them to treat KF as a fortress, and the more politically charged take advantage of this to a retardedly arrogant degree. They like to talk tough from atop the fortress walls, thinking they're totally safe from reprecussions, but the moment said walls are breached, they run away to the next place, not giving a fuck so long as it "owns the libs".
Banning all the doomers and politispergs could fix a hell of a lot of the farms' problems. It's not like they won't have anywhere else to go, you can't throw a rock without hitting a political discussion online.
Alot of the sites users are drones and will just adopt whatever opinion Jersh has at the time. Not sure if the users are lemmings or just fearful of repercussions. Hosting loli and creating pedophile havens was cool because "no child is harmed" and "it's not illegal bro" and everyone had to defend him because he was their leader. Now that his opinion has changed last summer everyone has amnesia about how hard they were all defending it. It's not really Jersh. It's the users who hold him up as some paragon of truth and justice that did it for me. Whether this reverence is real or feigned will never be known.
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Hellovan Onion
Some of it is genuine, but considering I see the same happen for all the other mods to a lesser extent, I think most are just afraid of getting banned.
The 230 talk is the same thing. I doubt most there really hate or care about Trump, they just know Null has a heart attack everytime Trump rants about 230, so they all flip out as well. All that PM drama started directly because of Null acting like the site was going to die from Trump doing something to 230 that never went through.
I haven't turned on it exactly, but the amount of people who defended actual terrorists as soon as Trump lost and actually encouraged others to commit fucked up acts like they did combined with how the site itself seems like it could go down permantely in the near future made me want to look for another place.
Niggo Mortensen
Baby Onion
That ties pretty well with my post on this: Null needs to take a deep breath, calm down, and sleep on it before he starts spazzing out about something. 230 was the biggest example of this. His ass kissers will never tell him this but whenever Null thinks the end is nigh about something, he tends to be dead wrong about it. If he gets questioned on it, he either loses his shit or his swarm of sycophants do it. Then it comes and goes without any actual self reflection.
Then he had a big meltdown over his bank regulation thread. Nobody truly disagreed, the real issue was the obvious one: KF will never have any influence to move something forward like banking regulation. His poor reactions to criticism was a big sign to me that he’s well on track for some serious mental breakdown in 2021.
It still didn’t match his meltdown in 2017 when he shut the board down for weeks because he wanted to go to law school to fight litigious lolcows. That was after Vordrak, Donny Long, etc. So he seems on knife’s edge when he doesn’t need to be. 2021 isn’t going to be the relief from 2020 like so many people are hoping.
Everyone talks about A&N being hypersensitive about stickers as if the whole entire userbase isn't just as hysterical about them. The guy famous for handing out puzzle pieces had a meltdown in PMs and tantrumed to the admins when he got one.
The problem is null is a histrionic little bitch and is surrounded by people clamouring for his attention who egg him on.
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Hellovan Onion
HHH gets mad about them sometimes when he messes with the A&H threads, so like you say, it's the entire site that gets angy about them.
Also, what user are you talking about? zed?