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[Betelgeuse]

I cried during the first Joker movie

>seeing Beetlejuice 2 because of Winona nostalgiabait
vs
>seeing joker 2 for lady gaga Nostalgiabait
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LITERALLY THIS ENTIRE BBS:

 

[Betelgeuse]

Sometimes I honestly think 90% of onion farms is just me and you goofing around with people, Socky.

And I love it.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You're incredibly pathetic. You were a simp, went into remission while posting here, prodigal sonned your way back into the lich bitches talons, came back here, face doxed a chick that was nothing but cool to you, found out she was into you and are now torn between getting head pats from bootleg Eugenia Cooney and unfucking your oopsie with @Timepace
You're not even an interesting faggot, just a typical one

Socker W

Nigga, just have some balls. Make amends with Timepace instead of doing this weird as fuck playground shit. You're not owning her, you're just yanking her ponytail and running away giggling because you like her. It used to be a requited feeling. Act like a man, this shit is unbelievably gay

His interactions have pull the girl's hair because he likes her energy.

Jesus Christ, This thread got entertaining as hell. You and Socky are kicking ass and taking names.

This is a good thread for more.

Netsphere (Lolcow) - Katelyn Rose

Likes to call out people for pointing out her narcissism. Loves to guilt-trip people into feeling bad for her. Will use her followers for money. Does not work. Lives off of parents' money. E-Begs through her facebook. Mass reports any threads on the internet making posts about her. Refuses to go...

www.onionfarms.com

but she has her fingers wrapped around this dude
fucking making impersonation channels of me
saying if he could he would fuck me and rose
eat cereal from my asshole

This is going in random txt

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You're welcome.

@Crimson Fucker I FINALLY got someone with your tactics

Unfathomably based

this shit is just pathetic

Maybe you wouldn't be so pathetic if you quit dancing the line between simp and incel.

Hey @Timepace

I found the last known photo of @AboutToBustOut previous "crush"

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The girl or the child?

 

[AboutToBustOut]

what if billie ellish looked up onionfarms for some reason
then she saw my account and all my fantasies about her
and then she made an account and messaged me
then proved that it was her
then we became bf and gf
my perfect sugar momma and she buys me all of my desired cars and spoils me
shes so lonely, she even told an interviewer she masturbates infront of mirrors
Oh billie if you ever read this baby, you can masturbate all you want in front of me and steam me up
fucking so sad that she has no compass to find me
you people are so delusional you think im trolling
fuck off with that shit
now shes borderline gay now fuck me

 

[FatassDrip]

what if billie ellish looked up onionfarms for some reason
then she saw my account and all my fantasies about her
and then she made an account and messaged me
then proved that it was her
then we became bf and gf
my perfect sugar momma and she buys me all of my desired cars and spoils me
shes so lonely, she even told an interviewer she masturbates infront of mirrors
Oh billie if you ever read this baby, you can masturbate all you want in front of me and steam me up
fucking so sad that she has no compass to find me
you people are so delusional you think im trolling
fuck off with that shit
now shes borderline gay now fuck me

Worse she's a coalburner. You gotta make her pay that toll buddy

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Billie Eilish is a refrigerator whose only contents are birth control pills, chonger

 

[WrigleysNotThatExtra]

ah
so this is where the katelyn rose thread has migrated to

 

[redoniblueoni]

Billie Eilish is a refrigerator whose only contents are birth control pills, chonger

Is this what that dude looks like? I'm so scared he's definitely going to Elliot Rodger some people he has the phenotype. Why would this guy ever think he deserves a qt 3.14 emo gf

 

[Betelgeuse]

Worse she's a coalburner. You gotta make her pay that toll buddy

Just when I thought I couldn't hate her more, I find out she commits beastiality.

There's only one Billie who can sing, and her last name is HOLIDAY, not ellish.

 

[Timepace]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate her more, I find out she commits beastiality.

There's only one Billie who can sing, and her last name is HOLIDAY, not ellish.

dont tell him that he will have a melt down
oh wait

 

[Betelgeuse]

dont tell him that he will have a melt down
oh wait

The dude acts like me when I get my blood alcohol level over .3

 

[Crimson Fucker]

what if billie ellish looked up onionfarms for some reason
then she saw my account and all my fantasies about her
and then she made an account and messaged me
then proved that it was her
then we became bf and gf
my perfect sugar momma and she buys me all of my desired cars and spoils me
shes so lonely, she even told an interviewer she masturbates infront of mirrors
Oh billie if you ever read this baby, you can masturbate all you want in front of me and steam me up
fucking so sad that she has no compass to find me
you people are so delusional you think im trolling
fuck off with that shit
now shes borderline gay now fuck me

You should post that on fanfiction.net or something along with the other fantasies people post but no one reads.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Billy eyelash

 

[fag0t v2]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate her more, I find out she commits beastiality.

There's only one Billie who can sing, and her last name is HOLIDAY, not ellish.

So you prefer a dead nigress over a white chick? not surprising for a fat race traitor lol

On a serious note, who here thinks that Billie Eilish is pretending to be a lesbian?

 

[Betelgeuse]

So you prefer a dead nigress over a white chick?

As a singer? Absolutely. Those people are good for entertainment and nothing more.

not surprising for a fat race traitor lol

I'm not fat. And white women betrayed us.

On a serious note, who here thinks that Billie Eilish is pretending to be a lesbian?

I know your mom ISN'T pretending

 

[fag0t v2]

As a singer? Absolutely. Those people are good for entertainment and nothing more.



I'm not fat. And white women betrayed us.



I know your mom ISN'T pretending

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hmmmm.....unless your wife/GF is a literal bag of rice between 30-50lb, you sound fat. Or you really aren't 100lb heavier than your chi(n)ck.
either way I have canonized in my head that you are obese.

 

[redoniblueoni]

So you prefer a dead nigress over a white chick? not surprising for a fat race traitor lol

On a serious note, who here thinks that Billie Eilish is pretending to be a lesbian?

Yeah it's what all the big pop ladies are doing now, faking being gay/bi/genderspecial and appealing to drag culture. Much of the girls/young women/gay men want that stuff so they're appealing to their fanbase. Plus billie dresses a lil weird and already has several songs that are dykeish so they're running with that. I think she mostly dates nigger men though so it's all an act.

If a (especially famous) woman ever says she's bi or something don't believe it unless they actually start dating a woman. Kissing for the cameras doesn't count.

 

[Betelgeuse]

hmmmm.....unless your wife/GF is a literal bag of rice between 30-50lb, you sound fat. Or you really aren't 100lb heavier than your chi(n)ck.
either way I have canonized in my head that you are obese.

215 for a 6'2 person is not obese. She's 5 foot even and I don't know her weight but I know it's under a hundred.

I do like that in your head I became this person so I'm going to run with it:

 

[fag0t v2]

Yeah it's what all the big pop ladies are doing now, faking being gay/bi/genderspecial and appealing to drag culture. Much of the girls/young women/gay men want that stuff so they're appealing to their fanbase. Plus billie dresses a lil weird and already has several songs that are dykeish so they're running with that. I think she mostly dates nigger men though so it's all an act.

If a (especially famous) woman ever says she's bi or something don't believe it unless they actually start dating a woman. Kissing for the cameras doesn't count.

I recall in the past there used to be some squabbling within LGBT communities where some women pretended to be lesbo or bi just to be edgy, only to marry straight men later.

 

[Betelgeuse]

I recall in the past there used to be some squabbling within LGBT communities where some women pretended to be lesbo or bi just to be edgy, only to marry straight men later.

Yeah that was before T got involved in the community and became an albatross around every faggots neck

The good old days when all they had to complain about were fake lesbians and how they weren't allowed to get married.