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[Betelgeuse]

I'm @AboutToBustOut of Rose's pussy because it smells like the dumpster behind Red lobster

 

[Betelgeuse]

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

We are going to an early screening of Beetlejuice 2 tomorrow night

Having a bit of a Reddit moment, eh? It's ok, I got a seat for the opening of Joker 2, which is obviously going to be a better movie than the latest nostalgia bait

 

[Betelgeuse]

Having a bit of a Reddit moment, eh? It's ok, I got a seat for the opening of Joker 2, which is obviously going to be a better movie than the latest nostalgia bait

Oh you can blow me dude.

Go have fun at edgelord: the musical featuring Joaquin "harelip" Phoenix and Lady Gargamel (get it? Because she has a big nose like a Jew)

I'll be watching the sequel to the first movie I ever remember seeing in theaters and having a blast.

I might even pull a Lauren Boebert and try to get my 90 day fiance to give me a handy jay during the movie.

 

[unyuns]

who is jay handy?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Lady Gargamel (get it? Because she has a big nose like a Jew)

I love a schnoz on a broad
But also, that was quite funny

I'll be watching the sequel to the first movie I ever remember seeing in theaters and having a blast.

I'm 40 but must relive my childhood

 

[Betelgeuse]

who is jay handy?

Don't worry I'll give you the dad talk when you get older.

I love a schnoz on a broad
But also, that was quite funny

I appreciate the cosign on that because I wasn't sure if that joke was going to land or not.

I'm 40 but must relive my childhood

Oh I'm sorry I didn't know just because I hit 40 I wasn't allowed to have FUN anymore.

You're the one who booked your ticket to go see a fucking comic book musical about some retard in grease paint who can't stop laughing.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

some retard in grease paint who can't stop laughing

Relatable

this shit is just pathetic

Oh I definitely agree bro. Been really trying to figure out what your issue is but it's starting to make sense

 

[Betelgeuse]

Hey @Timepace

I found the last known photo of @AboutToBustOut previous "crush"

 

[Betelgeuse]

I like how we simultaneously both implied that he kills women at almost the exact same time.

God damn dude, we're like a hive mind of evil people

 

[Betelgeuse]

Looks like he went into the barber and said "let me get the classic down syndrome cut"

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

God damn dude, we're like a hive mind of evil people

Are we the baddies?

 

[Betelgeuse]

Are we the baddies?
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I mean we are but I think one of my bullshit factoids I made up about myself the other day is that I have borderline personality disorder so I can just pretend like me being a bad person is out of my control.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

one of my bullshit factoids

 

[Betelgeuse]

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Or maybe it's not.

That's the best part about mixing lies with truth.

You keep yourself mysterious.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Or maybe it's not.

That's the best part about mixing lies with truth.

You keep yourself mysterious.

>Not the Annesolved Mysteries version
Biggest waste of 2 minutes in Powerdirector ever

 

[redoniblueoni]

Don't worry I'll give you the dad talk when you get older.



I appreciate the cosign on that because I wasn't sure if that joke was going to land or not.



Oh I'm sorry I didn't know just because I hit 40 I wasn't allowed to have FUN anymore.

You're the one who booked your ticket to go see a fucking comic book musical about some retard in grease paint who can't stop laughing.

>seeing Beetlejuice 2 because of Winona nostalgiabait
vs
>seeing joker 2 for lady gaga Nostalgiabait

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

>seeing joker 2 for lady gaga

I cried during the first Joker movie
Gaga is just a pleasant and unexpected addition to a follow-up I've been dying to see

 

[Gargamel]

Oh you can blow me dude.

Go have fun at edgelord: the musical featuring Joaquin "harelip" Phoenix and Lady Gargamel (get it? Because she has a big nose like a Jew)

I'll be watching the sequel to the first movie I ever remember seeing in theaters and having a blast.

I might even pull a Lauren Boebert and try to get my 90 day fiance to give me a handy jay during the movie.

Rent free!

 

[unyuns]

I mean we are but I think one of my bullshit factoids I made up about myself the other day is that I have borderline personality disorder so I can just pretend like me being a bad person is out of my control.

SELF BETTERING NOT TO EXCUSERING!