Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

who is jay handy?

Don't worry I'll give you the dad talk when you get older.

I love a schnoz on a broad
But also, that was quite funny

I appreciate the cosign on that because I wasn't sure if that joke was going to land or not.

I'm 40 but must relive my childhood

Oh I'm sorry I didn't know just because I hit 40 I wasn't allowed to have FUN anymore.

You're the one who booked your ticket to go see a fucking comic book musical about some retard in grease paint who can't stop laughing.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

some retard in grease paint who can't stop laughing

Relatable

this shit is just pathetic

Oh I definitely agree bro. Been really trying to figure out what your issue is but it's starting to make sense

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Hey @Timepace

I found the last known photo of @AboutToBustOut previous "crush"

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I like how we simultaneously both implied that he kills women at almost the exact same time.

God damn dude, we're like a hive mind of evil people

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Looks like he went into the barber and said "let me get the classic down syndrome cut"

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

God damn dude, we're like a hive mind of evil people

Are we the baddies?

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Are we the baddies?
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I mean we are but I think one of my bullshit factoids I made up about myself the other day is that I have borderline personality disorder so I can just pretend like me being a bad person is out of my control.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

one of my bullshit factoids

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

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Or maybe it's not.

That's the best part about mixing lies with truth.

You keep yourself mysterious.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Or maybe it's not.

That's the best part about mixing lies with truth.

You keep yourself mysterious.

>Not the Annesolved Mysteries version
Biggest waste of 2 minutes in Powerdirector ever

 

[69epicgamer69]

Don't worry I'll give you the dad talk when you get older.



I appreciate the cosign on that because I wasn't sure if that joke was going to land or not.



Oh I'm sorry I didn't know just because I hit 40 I wasn't allowed to have FUN anymore.

You're the one who booked your ticket to go see a fucking comic book musical about some retard in grease paint who can't stop laughing.

>seeing Beetlejuice 2 because of Winona nostalgiabait
vs
>seeing joker 2 for lady gaga Nostalgiabait

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

>seeing joker 2 for lady gaga

I cried during the first Joker movie
Gaga is just a pleasant and unexpected addition to a follow-up I've been dying to see

 

[Gargamel]

Oh you can blow me dude.

Go have fun at edgelord: the musical featuring Joaquin "harelip" Phoenix and Lady Gargamel (get it? Because she has a big nose like a Jew)

I'll be watching the sequel to the first movie I ever remember seeing in theaters and having a blast.

I might even pull a Lauren Boebert and try to get my 90 day fiance to give me a handy jay during the movie.

Rent free!

 

[unyuns]

I mean we are but I think one of my bullshit factoids I made up about myself the other day is that I have borderline personality disorder so I can just pretend like me being a bad person is out of my control.

SELF BETTERING NOT TO EXCUSERING!

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

I cried during the first Joker movie

>seeing Beetlejuice 2 because of Winona nostalgiabait
vs
>seeing joker 2 for lady gaga Nostalgiabait
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LITERALLY THIS ENTIRE BBS:

 

[Aqua Teen Hathaway Force]

Sometimes I honestly think 90% of onion farms is just me and you goofing around with people, Socky.

And I love it.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You're incredibly pathetic. You were a simp, went into remission while posting here, prodigal sonned your way back into the lich bitches talons, came back here, face doxed a chick that was nothing but cool to you, found out she was into you and are now torn between getting head pats from bootleg Eugenia Cooney and unfucking your oopsie with @Timepace
You're not even an interesting faggot, just a typical one

Socker W

Nigga, just have some balls. Make amends with Timepace instead of doing this weird as fuck playground shit. You're not owning her, you're just yanking her ponytail and running away giggling because you like her. It used to be a requited feeling. Act like a man, this shit is unbelievably gay

His interactions have pull the girl's hair because he likes her energy.

Jesus Christ, This thread got entertaining as hell. You and Socky are kicking ass and taking names.

This is a good thread for more.

Netsphere (Lolcow) - Katelyn Rose

Likes to call out people for pointing out her narcissism. Loves to guilt-trip people into feeling bad for her. Will use her followers for money. Does not work. Lives off of parents' money. E-Begs through her facebook. Mass reports any threads on the internet making posts about her. Refuses to go...

www.onionfarms.com

but she has her fingers wrapped around this dude
fucking making impersonation channels of me
saying if he could he would fuck me and rose
eat cereal from my asshole

This is going in random txt

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You're welcome.

@Crimson Fucker I FINALLY got someone with your tactics

Unfathomably based

this shit is just pathetic

Maybe you wouldn't be so pathetic if you quit dancing the line between simp and incel.

Hey @Timepace

I found the last known photo of @AboutToBustOut previous "crush"

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The girl or the child?

 

[FatassDrip]

what if billie ellish looked up onionfarms for some reason
then she saw my account and all my fantasies about her
and then she made an account and messaged me
then proved that it was her
then we became bf and gf
my perfect sugar momma and she buys me all of my desired cars and spoils me
shes so lonely, she even told an interviewer she masturbates infront of mirrors
Oh billie if you ever read this baby, you can masturbate all you want in front of me and steam me up
fucking so sad that she has no compass to find me
you people are so delusional you think im trolling
fuck off with that shit
now shes borderline gay now fuck me

Worse she's a coalburner. You gotta make her pay that toll buddy

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Billie Eilish is a refrigerator whose only contents are birth control pills, chonger

 

[WrigleysNotThatExtra]

ah
so this is where the katelyn rose thread has migrated to