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Cat litter is lying they're quite friendly with each other.
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Great memories.
Let's be honest, it's clear that Gargamel has connections with these individuals and is indeed in contact with them. And, as if that wasn't enough, cat litter just confirmed it.
I have no idea who @Gargamel is or is not in contact with lol.

You won't tell us who you were/are on KF, but I'm starting to get Dynamite Bean vibes.
I have not kept up with the kiwifurs, unfortunately. I do miss them, however.

@kiwifails has something major to hide. You can tell by how defensive she is, and how flimsy her alibis are.
You think you stumbled upon some shocking new information that Gargamel and I got along well? I stated I didn't know who he was in contact or not in contact with, which is true.

You've completely (and intentionally) miss understood what I said. So how about that Dynamite Bean accusation?
It's no secret. It's like literally all over Kiwi Farms.

This intentional twisting of the facts further points to @kiwifail having something to hide.
Man, those faggots who fuck in mascot uniforms sure stick together, don't they?

Probably because they have their dicks in each other's asses (which is the hole they cut beneath the tail)

Incoming "AHF is a drunk" "Your GF is fake" "you can't stop talking about me" joke by Lady Gar Gar incoming....

Fuck I wish he wasn't a chicken shit who limited who sees his profile. I can pull up about 9 or 10 examples of him mentioning me ever since he went on the fucko list.
Until you forget your password.
It's why it's best not to engage; he's clearly desperate for attention. That's why he's on this platform , instead of his own, because nobody wants to sign up for his.
What can I say, seeing you squirm is funny.
Nobody's interested in his drama, especially after his epic meltdown. It's like trying to reason with a toddler who's having a tantrum – they're not interested in playing by the rules, and when they don't get their way, they stomp their feet and take their toys home."
@Gargamel
Should really take this advice

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Yeah, I mean, normally I don't just give up easily, but he's just doing this for attention because he's a sad, lonely piece of shit. It's like when your old lady is trying to bait you into an argument because she's bored."
Cope, cope, cope. Can't get no dick, eh?
He bitched and bitched and bitched and bitched and bitched about how much he hated it here, but then when he realized that his little message board only had like a dozen users (and four of those users were me and him) where is he now? Still here farmin onions and being a passive aggressive little swish.
Why yes, I am farming Onions.

Also:
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Look how mad you're getting lol.

I didn't even do it to you and look at how mad you're getting.

Dude keep proving my point. Even if you had a VALID point nobody in their right mind is going to take a guy who made 60,000 accounts as a "joke" seriously.

And just for the record, your little shell game of different alt accounts as well as the four minute long drunken incoherent mess of a message you left me when I asked you if you had been drinking has been more embarrassing and more cringe than ANYTHING I've done on this forum.

So you know... Maybe take care of your own backyard before you start telling me to cut my fucking grass.
Literally everything you just said makes me laugh because even if it didn't work on Gargamel it worked on you.

I used a stupid petty infantile tactic against a stupid petty infantile faggot.

Kind of like your justification for doxxing people right? Fire with fire?

And dude you can kid yourself all you want about how it's funny and it creates a mess for the jannies, but literally nobody gives a fuck but you.

WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU EVERY TIME RETARD. EVERY SINGLE TIME A MODERATOR LOOKS AT WHOEVER THE NEWEST USER IS THEY GO OH LOOK HEY THERE'S SOCKY! LET'S LET HIM BE A RETARD ON THIS ACCOUNT UNTIL HE TIRES HIMSELF OUT AND THEN WE'LL JUST MERGE IT INTO HIS REGULAR ONE.
Praise be to Socky.
It's almost universally considered a bitch move to block or mute people by those not thin skinned enough to use those features, so I'm not offended by you thinking there was anything unique about me saying so.
Even more bitch made is publicly telling someone you've blocked them and then repeatedly making retarded posts where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "lalala, I can't hear you" like a fucking spastic instead of just depriving the person of attention like an adult.
As many times as I've effortposted about this, you think people would fucking get it by now.
I got my BAC past .3, posted cringe and yet didn't smash my phone and "forget my password" for a month 💅🏻
This TBH
 
What tantrum? What happened? I don't see anything the little swish says or does so I missed out on all that fun.
That's when he lost it and I had to call in backup from Shadfan to vouch for me, because he'd somehow convinced himself I was one of the 'beauty parlor hags' –
Apparently, he's under the delusion that his online antics are so interesting that someone, anyone, would bother to spy on him."
 
That's when he lost it and I had to call in backup from Shadfan to vouch for me, because he'd somehow convinced himself I was one of the 'beauty parlor hags' –
Apparently, he's under the delusion that his online antics are so interesting that someone, anyone, would bother to spy on him."

Nobody gives a shit what the little faggot does. If they did, his site would have more than 2 users.
 
Obvious Socky account is obvious
It'd be great if you could have a lucid moment instead of monkey barring from dumb statement to dumb statement.
Creating socks is incredibly common in Farms / sektur associated places, retard. They're not all me. Or they are. It doesn't matter, I'm ultimately happy to see autistic waters muddied
 
Last night I felt warmness. Just as if warm cookies came from the oven. A long era of coldness passed away. My what was tortured soul now unshackled. No more was I a toy. My virgin mind came back. Though the opulence of tears were to be, I could not expel. Fractured my sense has become. Emotions I cry for may they please return? Another soul finally sees. Once where it's universe is of rubies, emeralds, and amethyst. Oh how nurturing. Dreams of being tied down and catered to. Hehe. Gazing at the brisk amongst cotton clouds and a blue void. That soul I feel as I look into the azul. You see. Latin is interesting. An original language so to speak. When I hear it spoken, mystery & majesticness spawns. Atmospheric weather is refreshing because the type is sunny, perfect, and breezy. This is how I feel about this soul.

I moaned softly this morning as my first rem was completed because I felt this soul on top of me. Emotions of millions came into my mind. That soul so sweet. Blueberry pie as it felt. Flesh of an angel. Motherly nature like an ocean. The souls touch like Marigolds. Brisk like turmeric, cedarwood, lemongrass and spearmint. Oh how I wish to touch the temple of where it resides. Bathe in it, rest, cry and sleep. Never was a party person but if I had to, it would be with this soul. Three rounds of must I dispel more? Oh how I want to play with soul. Aroused at being chased I get. Chased by this soul in midnight under the pine. Dancing slowly under the crescent. An old angelical white eldorado from 74 I ride in as we laugh and giggle like old timey folk. Explaining what I'm imagining is impossible because my mind is fractured. The more I'm cuddled, maybe the clearer I can see.

Fantasy of this soul laying my body on a soft bed. Bondaging my hands to thus bed and kissing me all over gently. Fingers running all over my flesh. Being demanded I call this soul mommy. Gives me erections like my first ever ones. The soul giving me little sips of lavender tea to relax my nerves. The soul lighting an incense of musk, lights illuminating dimly as the winter night lingers. Lingerie being worn as I'm coddled. Little vanilla and chocolate chips being fed to me one by one. Strawberry cream is being licked off my body and shared with the mouth of the soul as I'm kissed. I'm such a freak and I love it. Mostly, I like being conquested. I want to be chained up naked, forced to make love, forced to whorship. Oh I will whorship, I will praise and honor that souls temple. Hehe, everytime I do something healthy I get rewarded. Everytime I eat the souls food I cum.
The soul is like an infinite liminal space of flowers. Flowers that have beautiful colors beyond what the eye can perceive. I want to be forever trapped in it all.
 
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