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[naught]

I haven't paid much attention to the LCF threads since like a month ago, but recently it's been brought to my attention that tongues have been wagging and rumors flying, boundaries being crossed. I'm gonna clear some shit up.

1. Hygiene.
This is the only hoard of ANYTHING I keep under my bed. This is all soap, lotion, bath bombs, shower jelly, shower gel, body scrubs, hand cream, bubble bath, whatever from Bath and Body Works and LUSH Cosmetics. Besides that, I only sometimes collect Rubba Ducks. Family tradition.

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Shaving your body hair at the behest of men who "wouldn't fuck you otherwise" is stupid. I don't care if you wouldn't fuck me, there's a good chance you're an incel and a 110% chance I wouldn't fuck you either. Sour grapes on your part.

There will always be a kindhearted Chad willing to fuck me and love me whether you like it or not.

Bad Dragon and Bad Dragon-esque

a) Believe PETA is a reputable organization for animal rights activism
b) The first (and only thing) you've ever felt inside of you is your hairbrush handle
c) You're used to the kind of milquetoast sex your uncle gave you when you were 12.

4. I'm not a pedophile. I'm happily in a relationship with 5 men and 2 women, 2 of which live with me.
Porn? I just like vanilla shit from xnxx or pornhub, I'm not picky.

Posting porn to minors? Yeah, I don't give a fuck, you come at the queen you best not miss.

Children these days aren't innocent after a certain point,

and it is at that point that they should be held responsible for their actions without the excuse of "they're a minor" or "they didn't know any better".

I'm not attracted to children but I'm going to have one of my own very soon, and they're going to be raised right.

5. Calling the police on me for being a pedophile or a zoophile? Yeah, go ahead. Good luck with that. I'm sure "Sera was looking at colorful rubber fantasy dildos!" and "A minor invaded a very clearly labeled adult space to harass Sera!" is going to stand up WONDERFULLY in court.

I'm not your Chris-chan.

6. My weight. It's 140 pounds. I used to weigh 190, but I don't anymore.

Naught told me I can either vanish off the internet completely or just stop giving a fuck. I've chosen to do the latter as it's my life

I advised to chill on following fandoms.

and I intend to fill it with as many enjoyable things and experiences as possible. Let this information stand and exist as a means of a resource for the public. If I've neglected to cover anything, I'll put it in later.

You are the new Chris-Chan, get used to it. Naught told you how not to be lol, that dude had so much wasted empathy for you.

You just know that from personal experience lmao.

Autism is another explanation for oversharing.

You seem intelligent enough to at least put words together into sentences, so let me explain to you why you kill your own argument within these two points. For all your perceived knowledge you seem to know absolute fuck-all about human brain chemistry much less biology, how puberty works as a whole and how hormonal imbalances affect the human mind. Fundamentally,

you can't hold the ideology that "Children these days aren't innocent after a certain point" and not be a pedophile otherwise.

 

[GroundPound69]

I don't think Rachel understands the point of random txt, which is why her posting in here asking people to say she doesn't shit her pants to LCF is so funny.

It's almost as if she wants to broadcast it to the world - Hi, my name is Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin, and I want everyone to know I shit my pants and have an out of control yeast infection.

(Edit: yes, i posted here on purpose. No I'm not going to shit up random txt with this even if everyone replies to me. Come find me at the Rachel dumpster fire if you need anything.)

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

(Edit: yes, i posted here on purpose. No I'm not going to shit up random txt with this even if everyone replies to me. Come find me at the Rachel dumpster fire if you need anything.)

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

 

[naught]

Michael, I see you lurking. Screenshotting posts for Random.txt is lazy.

Ik you're addressing @imageboard user but I usually type them in manually since as you see i leave out extraneous info for random.text

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

"So what was a middle-aged woman doing roleplaying anime sex with an autistic preteen exactly" - Anonymous

 

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

You can trust that the people on lolcow.org are trying really hard to prove how they don't try hard at all.

AC, IDK if you're including me but IDC.
This was Cjöker profile picture for the longest time ever when he's an extreme anti-fun tryhard about his shitty little website.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Naught posted last thread covering his face, I bet it's due to having already started the process of trooning with how skinny his arms were. Onionfarms is just a tranny factory at this rate so you're right it's only a matter of time.

 

[naught]

Michael was kneeling in front of Blaine's lightly leaking, hard cock, a small string of saliva connecting to the tip of Blaine's cock to Michael's tongue, the smaller man panting softly, as he moved his hand up and down his own hard cock while he was pushing one...two...three fingers into his wet hole, eyes dilated with lust. Michael was currently in heat and Blaine couldn't control himself when it came to lust when Michael was in heat. Michael loved it when Blaine went rough on him. Loved it when he was fucked hard by the tranny, getting taught who he really belongs to and feeling the other's knot deep inside of him that always got him sensitive. Michael looked up, Blaine's hand gripping his hair. He was so vulnerable right now, so perfect. "How bad do you want me?" Blaine growled deeply, his cock twitching as he watched his Mate's needy eyes, hot breath tickling his cock.

 

[GroundPound69]

Blaine was cut off by a sharp gasp as Michael took his Mate's full length into his mouth until his nose was buried in pubes. Blaine was actually glad Michael didn't have a gag reflex.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

"I know a bit about Mike being in the idea guys so I hope there is a thread made on him. "

"Kiwifarms best internet detectives my ass. That should be more than enough to prove it besides me digging up his own admissions."


You caught me, I'm the lost chinaman.
"volkswachter is bad german for WATCHMAN"
"WATCHMEN WERE A CWC THING!!!"

Nihao

"I embezzled 40,116.60 Yuan from CWC"

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

@Regina Did you know you helped cover up the FUCKIN' IDEA GUYS?!

"Fuck you Regina. Go fuck yourself you fat tub of lard"

"Mike sperged about Hyperneptunia all the time, he was in stream with the idea guys and chris at the same time in Left4Dead. This is that missing account, due to the personalized things I am finding here that's AC."

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Michael is so pressed and broken he has become Rachel with how he is using the random text.

I'd say your posts are definitely worthy of the random.txt
Case and point; you got us Blaine. We admit defeat. Spooky and I have been operating for the last 3 years under the radar, if that damn wildcat hadn't tossed his spaghetti so hard, we'd have gotten away with it too.
Who are you talking to in The Guardsmen? Is it The General? Is it Martin? Tell me. I have to know who helped you catch me and Spooky.

@archivist
Can you believe it?

"what you think it means and like it doesn't even show in Google as 'Watchmen'. It is more akin to people watcher or Pervert"

Ohhh no, did I do a BAKA?

"I am convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is an idea guy,"

"So who's gonna be the one to tell Kiwifarms?"

LMAO holy fuck, stop, please, God, I can only get so erect.

 

[naught]

the third idea guy was known as a hairless asian, also if anyone can find the 8chan /cow/ thread youd be able to compare the response and shitpost style.
idk who's LARPIng as me On LCF but i made one post there.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

the third idea guy was known as a hairless asian, also if anyone can find the 8chan /cow/ thread youd be able to compare the response and shitpost style.
idk who's LARPIng as me On LCF but i made one post there.

They're doing it to everyone. I got banned after trying to repost the thread you posted on Spooky never went back because that's fucking gay. Saw a Nohull larper too.

 

[naught]

They're doing it to everyone. I got banned after trying to repost the thread you posted on Spooky never went back because that's fucking gay. Saw a Nohull larper too.

lel, no one can fake a nohull effort post. its always so obvious.

 

[Da Gay-Op'ah]

They're doing it to everyone. I got banned after trying to repost the thread you posted on Spooky never went back because that's fucking gay. Saw a Nohull larper too.

/snow/ - Regina/SpookyBones

lolcow.farm

I got you fellow supporter of the patriarchy, let's bag and tag us some hoes and fatties see!

 

[naught]

/snow/ - Regina/SpookyBones

lolcow.farm

I got you fellow supporter of the patriarchy, let's bag and tag us some hoes and fatties see!

you left out the SKL username.

 

[Da Gay-Op'ah]

you left out the SKL username.

Ah sorry about that, I will make sure to do better next time Boss!

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Nothing like seeing a virulent misogynist get buck broken by anonymous women making fun of him online. If you see Mike tell him HWNBAW and he has an ugly penis.

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take this as a compliment or not, but I'm flattered regardless.