2spoopy R.I.P. Onionfarms

[polonium]

Yeah. That's a good point. But I think having only 4 is cutting it too close.

Dump the thread listing from each subforum into a spreadsheet and give each one a single word as to what the main topic was. Count up all the different main topics. That'll tell you how many subforums you need.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

If I want a more mainstream forum, I have to start a second separate forum (Onionfarms.online) that will distance itself from the lolcow culture and be more mainstream while still being connected to here (Onionfarms.com).

I admittedly came at you a little hard over this Nigerian thing. I'm glad your goals and motivations are at least well intended.
Your plan with splitting things between two forums is a good enough concept but I don't think you're accounting for the trolling that's guaranteed to take place if .online were to gain traction. You'd have your more schizophrenic users here to deal with on top of Kiwis popping in to cause problems.
You'd need very strict moderation and a way to verify accounts beyond email since that's the easiest thing in the world to sockpuppet.
Maybe only allow people to sign in through Facebook? There's nothing more normie friendly than FB, it's harder for the average lazy ween to sock onto, they log all user activity so you'll avoid CSAM spammers and other illegal activity from poisoning the well, etc.
I could see that working. You've probably already purchased the domain but you should reconsider the name of your secondary forum. I think you'd be inviting trouble by cross contaminating your branding. It would be bad for SEO and you don't want the normies stumbling across the more unhinged posts here when they're just trying to catch up on normal stuff over there.

 

[Cat Administrator]

I admittedly came at you a little hard over this Nigerian thing. I'm glad your goals and motivations are at least well intended.
Your plan with splitting things between two forums is a good enough concept but I don't think you're accounting for the trolling that's guaranteed to take place if .online were to gain traction. You'd have your more schizophrenic users here to deal with on top of Kiwis popping in to cause problems.
You'd need very strict moderation and a way to verify accounts beyond email since that's the easiest thing in the world to sockpuppet.
Maybe only allow people to sign in through Facebook? There's nothing more normie friendly than FB, it's harder for the average lazy ween to sock onto, they log all user activity so you'll avoid CSAM spammers and other illegal activity from poisoning the well, etc.
I could see that working. You've probably already purchased the domain but you should reconsider the name of your secondary forum. I think you'd be inviting trouble by cross contaminating your branding. It would be bad for SEO and you don't want the normies stumbling across the more unhinged posts here when they're just trying to catch up on normal stuff over there.

That's a good point, but the thing is I want the Onionfarms brand to be recognized across the internet. Right now after I work on flattening the forum, I want to go through and reorganize the thread prefixes. The prefixes are just a complete mess.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

That's a good point, but the thing is I want the Onionfarms brand to be recognized across the internet.

Well fuck it, I guess we're gonna give it a shot. Hopefully you can gain some solid footing before Kiwi Farms ever goes down. That little gay dude who gimps for Elliott Dong Gone wants to turn their attention to deplatforming Onionfarms but thankfully they're busy right now. If they every fully have their way with KF they will return to that idea and start picking off the straggler splinter sites.
I imagine a word in the right ear that this is a Kiwi Farms clone/off-shoot would be all it'd take to get things rolling.

Do consider the Facebook interconnectivity thing for .online though. As a prolific sock puppeter myself I'd get pretty bored of going through the process to sock multiple FB accounts if I know I was going to run into stiff moderation.

 

[Cat Administrator]

Well fuck it, I guess we're gonna give it a shot. Hopefully you can gain some solid footing before Kiwi Farms ever goes down. That little gay dude who gimps for Elliott Dong Gone wants to turn their attention to deplatforming Onionfarms but thankfully they're busy right now. If they every fully have their way with KF they will return to that idea and start picking off the straggler splinter sites.
I imagine a word in the right ear that this is a Kiwi Farms clone/off-shoot would be all it'd take to get things rolling.

Do consider the Facebook interconnectivity thing for .online though. As a prolific sock puppeter myself I'd get pretty bored of going through the process to sock multiple FB accounts if I know I was going to run into stiff moderation.

Yup I saw that on Kiwifarms and this is part of the reason why I am going to make an exception for Nigeria. If NIgeria is a success Sean and No-Dong are going to think twice before trying to deplatform Onionfarms.

 

[Cat Administrator]

It's a stretch but Sean is going to look like kind of a racist if he tries to deplatform Onionfarms with the Nigeria forum. Sean is in Texas which has more Nigerians than any other state in the union. Also Nigeria is about half muslim as well. In other words No-Dong could potentially be seen in a rather embarrassing position trying to deplatform Onionfarms.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Also Nigeria is about half muslim as well. In other words No-Dong could potentially be seen in a rather embarrassing position trying to deplatform Onionfarms.

Sounds like we should be a-logging Palestine as well then

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

I'm just here because I need a place to shitpost, I don't really care about drama between boards. I just want to talk about random goofy shit during downtime at work.

 

[GuntMaster2000]

who the fuck are these newfag retards anyway

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

who the fuck are these newfag retards anyway

Probably 4chan refugees who go to other sites to shit things up for everyone else. On both our turfs, they keep getting worse every week.

 

[nobodyworthwhile]

Wtf is Neko?

It's literally just the Japanese word for "cat," I have no idea why it suddenly has degenerate connotations.

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So going to the greater topic of this post.... honestly I kinda resonate with the whole "this forum's whole purpose is to reeee about Null" thing.

I originally came to Onion because I was having issues with Kiwi culture and needed to vent. Thing is... it worked. Once the bitching was out of my system, I went back to Kiwi and was enjoying it again. It helped that some of the more extreme stupidity seemed to have died down (or maybe I was just in a mood and was only imagining it).

But yeah... part of the problem is that Onion gives me very much "It'll be better, and it'll have blackjack! and hookers!" vibes, and yet like many knockoffs has failed to measure up to the thing its knocking off.

And the big problem is.... admittedly one I don't know how to fix: basically, nobody is interested in anything outside of, basically, bitching about KF. I've tried, and others have tried, to start topics about other things... and have always gotten ignored, basically. Bitch about Null or KF and you get a lot of attention.

This was good and theraputic back when I was going through that phase, but the minute I was over it, I had no reason to stick around.

It's just like how FF7 has Chocobo Racing and Fort Condor, but nobody in their right mind would argue that those segments make FF7 an adequate replacement for Mario Kart or Command & Conquer.

 

[polonium]

It's literally just the Japanese word for "cat," I have no idea why it suddenly has degenerate connotations.

........................

So going to the greater topic of this post.... honestly I kinda resonate with the whole "this forum's whole purpose is to reeee about Null" thing.

I originally came to Onion because I was having issues with Kiwi culture and needed to vent. Thing is... it worked. Once the bitching was out of my system, I went back to Kiwi and was enjoying it again. It helped that some of the more extreme stupidity seemed to have died down (or maybe I was just in a mood and was only imagining it).

But yeah... part of the problem is that Onion gives me very much "It'll be better, and it'll have blackjack! and hookers!" vibes, and yet like many knockoffs has failed to measure up to the thing its knocking off.

And the big problem is.... admittedly one I don't know how to fix: basically, nobody is interested in anything outside of, basically, bitching about KF. I've tried, and others have tried, to start topics about other things... and have always gotten ignored, basically. Bitch about Null or KF and you get a lot of attention.

This was good and theraputic back when I was going through that phase, but the minute I was over it, I had no reason to stick around.

It's just like how FF7 has Chocobo Racing and Fort Condor, but nobody in their right mind would argue that those segments make FF7 an adequate replacement for Mario Kart or Command & Conquer.

I was much like your own pattern or usage at first, came here to bitch about KF and left again. Latterly though I've found KF culture more and more insufferable, it'd be nice to have another place to discuss current events and say gamer words.

 

[GuntMaster2000]

I'm just gonna say it. If you joined after the 2016 election and complain about the kf culture, you're part of the problem.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm just gonna say it. If you joined after the 2016 election and complain about the kf culture, you're part of the problem.

>I'm just going to repeat Josh's lines
What a brave stance you took

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It's literally just the Japanese word for "cat," I have no idea why it suddenly has degenerate connotations.

Yeah, why ever would someone think catboy/catgirl anime is degenerate? It's not like it's a fucking weird intersection of beastiality+pedophilia and everyone knows it.

It's just like how FF7 has Chocobo Racing and Fort Condor, but nobody in their right mind would argue that those segments make FF7 an adequate replacement for Mario Kart or Command & Conquer

>Literally incapable of expressing yourself without filtering the world through anime/vidya
Your brain is rotting.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Oh, the enchanting world of KiwiFarms, where drama blossoms like dandelions in spring, and self-awareness is as scarce as a modest YouTuber. Null, the virtuoso of website shutdowns, seems to have a peculiar New Year's tradition – a yearly dance with the 'shutdown switch.' It's like a bizarre rendition of New Year resolutions; instead of hitting the gym, he's hitting the 'terminate connection' button on his own brainchild. Applause! Blaming others for your problems is so last decade; Null is ahead of the curve, pointing fingers at servers and algorithms for the KiwiFarms demise. It's a symphony of denial, or as I affectionately call it, the KiwiFarms Two-Step Tango of Distraction. Keep pirouetting into that digital abyss, Null, and may your justifications be as inventive as your shutdown strategies! At least OnionFarms is still standing Null? Maybe he should consider hiring professional coders to fix his website.

 

[Jetstream Sharpe]

I get what you're saying, but I think @Time 4 Guillotines is right. You're basically trying to make OnionFarms just another ho-hum gossip site, and there's tons of those already. Hell, people can just go on Reddit or Twitter or a private Discord server to gossip about the same old shit. And how many more of those do you need? Current events? Same thing. You can't build a forum on shit talking Josh? That's basically the only reason why you made this forum in the first place, isn't it? To get one over him?

I know you mean well, Ken, but I don't really know how you could make OnionFarms stand out in any real way. And even if you did, the usual suspects will crop up. They'll see folks using the naughty words and get uppity, and I doubt you'd want to fall into the trap of dumbing down the site, so to speak.

I see KF as a place to funpost anonymously without getting spammed with BBC and tranny porn like 4cuck. OF is a less insufferable version of KF as the pizza sultan isn't calling the shots.

Yeah it's pathetic that most people here stroke their hate boners to josh daily, but it's marginally more tolerable than kiwifaggots stroking their cocks to the thought of TTD and femcel fantasies daily.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

If NIgeria is a success Sean and No-Dong are going to think twice before trying to deplatform Onionfarms.

Pretty bigoted shit from you here, Ken.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Pretty bigoted shit from you here, Ken.

Just post from your main, Trashley, you fat dummy

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

I was much like your own pattern or usage at first, came here to bitch about KF and left again. Latterly though I've found KF culture more and more insufferable, it'd be nice to have another place to discuss current events and say gamer words.

This is literally all I want, especially when I don't have to worry about getting banned for having an opinion that's different from what the TV says or whatever. Anyone who approves of such bans is missing the point of discussion forums, in that case it might as well be a static website.

I'm just gonna say it. If you joined after the 2016 election and complain about the kf culture, you're part of the problem.

Honestly there used to be a rule in the Articles and Happenings section of "No US Politics" before that, because "we get enough of that shit every day as it is," and changing it instead of making a separate area for it really shit the site up.

I see KF as a place to funpost anonymously without getting spammed with BBC and tranny porn like 4cuck. OF is a less insufferable version of KF as the pizza sultan isn't calling the shots.

Yeah it's pathetic that most people here stroke their hate boners to josh daily, but it's marginally more tolerable than kiwifaggots stroking their cocks to the thought of TTD and femcel fantasies daily.

I don't care for certain demographics myself but these people think that calling black people the hard R makes them comedians. I just want to shitpost about whatever without drama.

Many users are incels in denial as well but honestly that's nothing new.