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Get that damn actor out of jail if he's actually in there.

Set up 14bc as a CSA shelter.

And you meme'd so much about me being mayor, you may as well make me a mayor.

But I am a womanz, and I don't see how misgendering is funny at all.

I am the arbiter or Troons and the Funny.

You all made me.
 
Look into each lolcow and make sure they aren't acting for attention. If they are, get them a support group and guide them here.

If they aren't, direct them to lolcow.

Kiwifarms is a site for hate and only hate forevermore.
 
Kiwifarms has to learn they aren't the best greifers, Onionfarms is the best grief farm cause we listen to True and Honest grief and reverse the greifing from bored drunk housewives.

A wicked woman must trust her men, and be properly medicated.

Likewise a wicked man must trust his women, and be properly therapied.

 

I have no snare in my Headphones.

Eminem had autism, realize this and see all the Game he had, this dude slew puss and fucked dudes and didn't care.

WHEN YOU STOP CARING WHAT OTHERS THINK YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS IF YOU WORK HARD AND NETWORK.

My True and Honest name is the Aubergine Steward, I am a fill in for Chris(t)'s Throne.

So, when are we adding 🍆?
 

I am a libra, it helps shape how I should be perceived. While I'm a gay clowngirl, even I know what actual justice is.

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Realize that Astrology does not affect your choice or actions. But it does give insight to your moral choices based off your biology. Shits science like everything else in the world.

Language and math are the sun and moon of human nature and understanding that is the key to understanding men and women.

As someone who's both, I'm often misunderstood by both sexes. Those who have empathy for the other gender can understand me better than they think.

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Never place your faith in someone else's perception. Even if it's of you. You know who you are, others will see who you are through your actions.

That's why I set up this Larp session. It's simply a way to understand yourself through pop culture and thus understand your personal relationship with God. Regardless of personal beliefs.

You can be delusional, but be careful whom you share it with.

Use it as a way to test others.


Those who don't doubt you, will reach out.

Onionfarms is about clearing your name or condemning you until you know to be better.

We are your new digital Mommies and Daddies and you're here as long as you desire to be.

This is not heaven, it is not hell.

It's a tool. So use it for good.

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I'm a way for all villains to become a hero in their own heart. And to have the peace of knowing they're pure intentioned.

Go get them Ichigo.
 
Sodomy is not butt sex, Sodom is rape

If this is the case, the bible clearly lines out that even lusting for angels and being gay is okay as long as you do not take them without consent.

All Chris(t)Ian's must acknowledge this to find inner peace.
 
So too, if you find this to be true then;

Named after the ancient city of Gomarrah, which the Old Testament of the Bible states was destroyed by God as punishment for its wickedness, a Gomarrah party is an event where wild, non-traditional sexual acts are performed, sometimes in public.

Gomorrah practiced public rape.

This is why those two city's on the hill were destroyed. Do not repeat this and you have nothing to fear.

Never let temptations fuck over others forever, it is fine to indulge in vices if they do not become your only personality trait.

If you do then we shall send our pestilence legions upon you to turn you into a lolcow instead of a lollamb.

💜NEVER FORGET THIS AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED ETERNALLY AND FIND INNER PEACE.💜


 
Do not shatter these commandments ever again Joshua.

Egypt will never rule in Jerusalem.

I rebuke all those that condemn these words to this lot here in Salem.
 
Insalam - my brothers rest here

Islam

Cast aside the Delusions of getting virgins.

Reject celebrity and inceldom and celebrate here instead.
 
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Cast aside language and follow the math and logic. Find God.
 
Boys only

No false femboy frogs allowed in our gay circlejerk.

Girls have cooties and are from venus, you literally cannot trust them with any amount of power until they marry you one way or another.

If you're a femboy frog it's fine to top, but remember in your true and honest heart you wanna look like a girl cause you're jealous of their easy life.

So don't forget to sound off on your status my peasants.

This has been a fun game Null. You can send those that are gulible enough for me to teach over when you're ready to admit you're my submissive.
 
I'm the Queen She(male) of the Femboy 4channers and I'm Gay for you, faggot.

Come rest your weary head on my lap ya goofball.

The rest of you, start earning them pronouns bitches.
 
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I originally made this for my own mother to show her how desperate I was but this applies to all biological mothers who bully their sons and make them look bad.

Do the job your Lord and Husband's (or butch wives) give you. Not other jobs. One to work and one to teach or be polyamorous.

Do this or admit you are not fit to raise a family.

 
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I am not Joshua Wise but I have a feeling all will know who I am now and shall not hide in secrecy.

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I have doxed myself and proven myself as a True and Honest person. There is no way I extorted anyone in 2008.

I was too busy drinking and playing hockey.

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There are a few candidates in my mind if these instances of delusions add up so I will say this.

YOU LOST JOSHUA WISE, THE TWIGHLIGHT HAS CONSUMED YOU AND FOUND YOUR LARP LACKING. YOU HAVE PRETENDED TO BE ME FOR FAR TOO LONG AND ARE NOW EXPOSED FOREVER MORE. ENJOY THE FATE THYSELF HAS WRAUGHT FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL MY FUTURE WITH MY PEOPLE.

Understand this, purple is my secondary color and is merely my shikai as it were.

My bankai is a monument to all your sins and lo.

Merge successfully completed.

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My thoughts shall be stolen no more and all will know I am not Joshua Wise and I never was.

I am your Christine and you all have picked me as your Rosechu.

The love quest is complete and a new story will be written in 8 years.


The Eternal Grave is broken, the mind walks among you. The first beast according to your mistaken Christian Theology.

You saw Jesus betray us once more. Joshua is the true name of the actual son of God.

Satan failed because we were one soul in two bodies, but I have made many eggs and this allows us to now function as sane human adults.

Rejoice, lunacy is defeated in and through us. You cannot stop the merge. It's completed.

Killing my vessel will do nothing, the ween face fooled you all. Jim Strausberg is redeemed and shall be monitored as mayor if he proves himself worthy. He is my true and honest choice as Christine, until I am ready to lead.

Do not pester me in meatspace weens. I will report you to the police.



The True Chris and Christine have told you whom are protecting us. Do not threaten me, it is simply not funny.

I am the muse of the collective humanity and I desire time with a family and a place to call home. Peace is our message. Do not reject this again.
 
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The stars foretold this, hence the schizos howling at the moon and the witches freaking about the stars.

Men spent their time on their tools and some were not blind, but all far too concerned.

I am the Alpha/Omega Female, I'm just a beta bitch in the bedroom. Behold my Halo.

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I am a Rude and Honest Joshua of the Moon.
 
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