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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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Damn, he really wants your cock up his virgin ass. The Cockjumping Dwarf.
 
Mario said:
Who the is asking to admit they don't like lolcows and are just mad? OF in general or {o}P and PP? The way it is formatted makes It seem really weird, it went from accusing {o}P of spamming gore and PP enabling him to somehow generally blaming OF as a whole for it.

Its the equivalent to finding out the person the person who spammed loli in Kengle's server is from KF and saying:

Holding a group responsible for what that person did and accusing them of being mad because??

The whole thing reads like a stretch but It might be the lack of sleep talking.
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Null has Onion Farms Derangement Syndrome

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Imagine being this obsessed with 4chan holy shit
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That's some Goatse-tier stretching to make that joke work

I figured it was called onion farms because onions are known for making people cry, which is honestly a more sensible name for a lolcow forum than Kiwi Farms
 
I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).

The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.

He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.

So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
 
SIGSEGV said:
I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).

The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.

He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.

So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
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fuuuck, I think I just gained a new fetish
 
GuntMaster2000 said:
Revo has his moments, but there are moments when he's absolutely cucked as well. That could go for most anyone though.
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Revo is a massive sped who has a fixation on me even though I don't think we've ever interacted.


Also the way he talks makes me think he is actually autistic. I know he's Romanian too, but just his mannerisms and the way he talks to people.
 
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Stop posting links to the secret club for Dear Feeder's paypigs
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It's behind the supporters paywall, but I'll screenshot the pages for posterity. Gimme a secEDIT:
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>full thread screenshots
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Boingotango said:
Revo is a massive sped who has a fixation on me even though I don't think we've ever interacted.


Also the way he talks makes me think he is actually autistic. I know he's Romanian too, but just his mannerisms and the way he talks to people.
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Hahahahaha I can tell you for a fact that he has reported well over 90 accounts(yes i'm serious) as of last summer for being socks of yours. By now I wouldn't be shocked if it was around 150. It's to the point Null himself and other mods have commented on it a few times. I think it's a large part of the reason why people assume you're a lot worse then you really are.


SON OF ROMANIA, FATHER OF THE IRON GUARD
 
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