KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

[SIGBUS]

Holy fuck he is obsessed with us, he might as well marry the site

creating more splinters in the process

 

[Jane Doe 1]

Living this rent free inside someone's head should be illegal.

I'm already paying too much for my other faculties, don't make me pay for this.

 

[Dum Cruise]

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT ONIONFARMS AND THEY'RE ALL ARM PIT CREAM
BIG HARD THROBBING ONIONS WANTING TO BE EATEN
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS WANTING TO SHITPOST
COWBOYS IN THE CHAT AT ONION FARMS
ON THEIR ASSES WANTING UPBOATS
ONION FARMS REALLY ROCKS

HOT HARD BUFF {o}p2's, THEIR TOES THROBBING HARD
EIGHTEEN MORE WACKO COWBOYS OUT ON THE FRONTPAGE
BIG HARD THROBBING FINGERS POUNDING THEIR RAZER KEYBOARDS EVER SO HARD

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Damn, he really wants your cock up his virgin ass. The Cockjumping Dwarf.

 

[Larry Bundy Sr]

Who the is asking to admit they don't like lolcows and are just mad? OF in general or {o}P and PP? The way it is formatted makes It seem really weird, it went from accusing {o}P of spamming gore and PP enabling him to somehow generally blaming OF as a whole for it.

Its the equivalent to finding out the person the person who spammed loli in Kengle's server is from KF and saying:

Holding a group responsible for what that person did and accusing them of being mad because??

The whole thing reads like a stretch but It might be the lack of sleep talking.

Null has Onion Farms Derangement Syndrome

Imagine being this obsessed with 4chan holy shit
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That's some Goatse-tier stretching to make that joke work

I figured it was called onion farms because onions are known for making people cry, which is honestly a more sensible name for a lolcow forum than Kiwi Farms

 

[Dum Cruise]

>they don't know
my avatar for like 80% of me using kiwifarms was Lain from Serial Experiments Lain and if i had avatar permissions on KF i would have had it as her
ANIME POSTERS RISE UP

 

[Noghoul]

James G Potter is right about animeposters

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Oh lol, seems Slav Power also is thirsty for that APC action. What a couple of faggots. They should fill each other's holes like CaptainJ and Crunklord does.

 

[Dum Cruise]

I'm speechless, why would you post this

 

[Noghoul]

>this is (((someone's))) fetish

 

[Basil II]

I'm speechless, why would you post this
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this has to be a shitpost

 

[SIGSEGV]

I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).

The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.

He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.

So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?

 

[GuntMaster2000]

I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).

The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.

He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.

So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?

fuuuck, I think I just gained a new fetish

 

[Dum Cruise]

taste the arm pit

 

[Ronald Rump]

Absolutely haram

 

[Azusa]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-arm-pit-cream-the-pink-panther-ban-celebration-thread.75155/ (supporters lounge)

 

[Syrup]

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-arm-pit-cream-the-pink-panther-ban-celebration-thread.75155/ (supporters lounge)

Archive the thread fag.

 

[Azusa]

Archive the thread fag.

It's behind the supporters paywall, but I'll screenshot the pages for posterity. Gimme a sec

EDIT:

Spoiler: Archives:

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Revo has his moments, but there are moments when he's absolutely cucked as well. That could go for most anyone though.

 

[Boingotango]

Revo has his moments, but there are moments when he's absolutely cucked as well. That could go for most anyone though.

Revo is a massive sped who has a fixation on me even though I don't think we've ever interacted.


Also the way he talks makes me think he is actually autistic. I know he's Romanian too, but just his mannerisms and the way he talks to people.