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@Fatatouille yeah you can't quote posts with Login to see the hidden content in, apparently.
Yes, it is breaking quotes. But all I was going to say was I mispressed that sticker for a particular message while coughing on a dab and didn't realize.
Reason: I meant to give the aquateen one real American because we were just doing funny pvp. Seen that funny sock username btw, it gave me a good laugh.
I mispress all the time but usually catch it right away but this time I was too busy catching my breath 
GuntChatRegular2
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The only "evidence" that Lidl is a man is a single screenshot of Lidl saying "I am too much of a gentleman to do that" after someone asked her to share DMs people have sent her, which to me reads like an obvious joke but again there are way too many people on here who don't understand that like 90% of her posts are shitposts meant to rile up men and people like Nektar Geist get baited every time.
The theory Lidl is a gay man was floated first by Gays From LA, who himself is a literal gay man in love with Null who just projects himself onto Null's girlfriend because he is severely mentally ill and has proudly admitted that he has never read a single post from the man hate thread and his reasoning for saying Lidl isn't a woman is "because women don't say mean things or racist slurs and don't call other women whores (lmao) and aren't homophobic". Thats because he is a boomer who has never once talked to a single young woman who is terminally online.
Everything else like "people get banned after interacting with her" or "she knows everything about Null and always defends him" is explained by her being Null's girlfriend.
The theory Lidl is a gay man was floated first by Gays From LA, who himself is a literal gay man in love with Null who just projects himself onto Null's girlfriend because he is severely mentally ill and has proudly admitted that he has never read a single post from the man hate thread and his reasoning for saying Lidl isn't a woman is "because women don't say mean things or racist slurs and don't call other women whores (lmao) and aren't homophobic". Thats because he is a boomer who has never once talked to a single young woman who is terminally online.
Everything else like "people get banned after interacting with her" or "she knows everything about Null and always defends him" is explained by her being Null's girlfriend.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Absolutely hilarious. You think Null found a girlfriend who is exactly like him in every way, hates all of his enemies as much as he does and finds Nulleque men to be super, seriously sexy?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Again. lidl is a janny (pink triangle, less than two minutes, so... lidl sees cheeky back, talk, boom, triangle, that's a janny). Which female janny is it? Ofc, people without the ability to think critically....
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Yes, people in relationships take on each other's opinions. Same as he took on her opinions on women and feminism. Of course his girlfriend is defensive of him and hates people who make fun of him, because insulting her mate choice is also an insult on her.
Or she's dating a janny who jannies for her, like the head janny.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Yes, true and honest femcels love to change their entire personality to suit men.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
We don't know what her personality was like before she met Null. Have you never dated anyone? Do you think people remain exactly the same as they were before entering into a relationship with someone else?
It's a weird point to make "She agrees with him on everything that means they aren't in a relationship" maybe that's why they are in a relationship?
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
There's a difference between sharing interests and sharing a personality.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
I've never seen Lidl sperg out over China or flags or silver coins or any of that other shit Null is interested in. She seems to be into baking, make-up and hating men judging by her twitter likes. They have a lot of overlapping opinion like hating anime, trannies and homosexual men, but that doesn't mean they have exactly the same personality. You know that you have to have things in common and want the same things in life when you want to have a functional relationship, right?
Thinking null is in a physical relationship with anyone is equally schizo tbqhwy. There's no way he would be able to keep himself from bringing it up. We've seen how he flies off the handle every time he faces any kind of criticism and how he exaggerates his (meagre) computer touching accomplishments. I don't think he could hold his water being called a kissless incel if he was getting his hole on the reg.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
René Descartes - Wikipedia
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If you want to ship, go ahead. Because that's all you are really doing, isn't it? Maybe a sad attempt to gay op some clout from the kwiffar?
I'll go over it one more time... It was two minutes MAX. That is "lidl" reading the sass, and then... hopping on the main janny account and slap a pink triangle. There is no time for messaging someone, then that person pressing the pink triangle button.
I've been through this with Gays. You are just like Gays. If something doesn't fit your shipping forecast, you get all dinny, case in point, Gays and The Russian Connection. Gays really didn't (still doesn't) have the smarts to understand what I was going on about (although it was a simple and obvious point). It's the same here. You really don't have intellectual capacity to understand what I'm going on about.
Btw, I studied The Right Pissant when I was in my teens. For context. Feel free to fantasize about the broom and some stuffed bra wymbymnist.