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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip
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GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
You guys are really starting to make me sympathetic towards her when you a-log her wishing women a happy mothers day. Out of all the truly dumb shit she posts you had to pick the one thing that sounds like a normal person wrote it.
He just white knights all the rejects because his main is still in the sperg cage.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
You wouldn't be the first dude on the internet to simp over a fag.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
I honestly don't think that Null would be catfished by a man after avoiding it for 10 years with many people trying, but I understand that everyone on here has to interpret everything he does in the least charitable way possible. I already said that I don't think you can apply for a greencard for someone you have never met so they have met up at least once if they aren't living together already and considering Null has turned down a lot of women (Elaine, Meigh, DVNC) and seems to have high standards of what he is looking for despite being a fat fuck himself I'd wager a guess that Lidl isn't as hideous as she makes herself out to be. At least pretty enough for Null to simp for her to this degree. She is certainly offering him something in return for his services. He wouldn't be the first man to fall for a woman who makes up for being insane with other... assets.
lol no thats just how the typical Man-Hate thread goes. I've had trouble reading it since my eyes are rolling out of my head reading the posts that imply all Women are born dryads of the tree mother and only through the corruption of man ever do anything bad.
Which is a misogynistic implication in itself. That women are just empty headed bimbos that have no will of their own.
Horseshoe theory is real I guess
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which is why Lidl vaporizes whenever someone asks her point-blank about her relationship with Null. He doesn't want to have lying on record, he's relying on omission hard.
Almost like that was your position from the get-go or something. Hmm.
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
do you want to date her?
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
I love this thread, it's making @Fatatouille so pressed, but he's still trying to act all blasé, which makes him seem even more pressed.
His behavior is way too predictable. That's why I don't let him in on any of my trolling anymore. It's also why I decided I like paladinboo and think the user is based now.
Reason: I wonder if her dox is still hidden.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lidl is looking forward to a LOTR Telly show...
Yeah, I know what you (right minded people) are thinking...
btw, I think even the books suck, but...
Sandy Denny is the female vocal fyi. And this lil gem...
Jimi Hendrix used to jam one of this guys tunes.
"Even the fucking trees walk in that movie"
Yeah, I know what you (right minded people) are thinking...
btw, I think even the books suck, but...
"Even the fucking trees walk in that movie"
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also schizobooboo: "YOU WILL BE BANISHED TO THE ONION MINES WITH ALL THE OTHER KIWI REJECTS"
lmao get fucked retard.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Lidl seethes about Emily Youcis, a lolcow Null had a crush on at some point and still brings up once in a while.
Emily is a rice burner. But much respect to everything she did outside of Alfred's Playhouse before going yellow fever.
Josh has half a clue about anything he speaks on, Lidl is clueless without her podcast/Twitter updates