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"The Spirit of Tism COMPELS YOU!!"
There should be a DSM-5 style guide to the completely hat-stand behaviour cows exhibit. ODD is integral to cow psychology. That's why joshy will, when someone shouts "Look out for that rake, fat arse!", he think "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM!!". Every. Single. Damn. Time.
Socking, too. That's some nutty shit, as we have seen, recently.