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I don't even understand how she has obsessive fans, she's too boring - she's like if Coldplay was a woman instead of a group of men.
There was a point where Taylor Swift's popularity was mid, and then the forces behind her harnessed the power of marketing and manipulated algorithms to boost her sales.
You have live Nation / Ticketmaster manipulating the price of her tickets.
You have her record label defrauding streaming companies to boost her play time
You have her buying an army of bots on social media platforms to boost her fan base / alter the amount of views
There's even been rumors that there's an army of bots that boost and spread gossip on other websites and forums like Reddit and 4chan. This keeps her a relevant topic
White House endorsements
 
There was a point where Taylor Swift's popularity was mid, and then the forces behind her harnessed the power of marketing and manipulated algorithms to boost her sales.
You have live Nation / Ticketmaster manipulating the price of her tickets.
You have her record label defrauding streaming companies to boost her play time
You have her buying an army of bots on social media platforms to boost her fan base / alter the amount of views
There's even been rumors that there's an army of bots that boost and spread gossip on other websites and forums like Reddit and 4chan. This keeps her a relevant topic
White House endorsements
Maybe the bot army is a reward for agreeing to do a Kamela endorsement.
 
Maybe the bot army is a reward for agreeing to do a Kamela endorsement.
This is been an ongoing issue for a long time now. There's is amounts considerable of articles out there about how YouTube had to adjust its view counts and subscriber counts. Spotify's had to issues with this and as well as manipulation of the charting services.
There's been industry-wide fraud for decades now. The Democratic endorsement is because of her hyperinflated popularity.
 
Null is so dim, the Tay Tay endorsement was important to Biden, but Kamala comes with the Swift demographic built in... so she hasn't been politically useful since old Joe backed out... also, Taylor Hate is on the rise.
Haters going to hate you got to shake it off.
Also wasn't she at one point the symbol for white Nationals? Or was that a four-chan thing.
 
At least HHH and Dyn can sometimes post stuff that seems like funny bait before you realize that no, they are just retarded.

But Drip is just plain retarded. Every time her screeds pop up to derail a thread it shines through just how short for change nature was with her chromosomes.
Her posts are super repetitive and obvious. She comes across as someone who's terminally online and lacks real-life experience. It's like she's a homeschooled kid who's never had a real job or friends outside of the internet. Everything she posts is surface-level and easily debunked. I can see why people get her confused with Josh.
 
If it was someone other than Drip, his post would seem like pure bait.
All Lidl's posts are bait. That's the way it works. She is the most protected person on that site.
Anyone else would rightfully be called a moron and shamed. But the gunt-guarding continues.
All this does is make every discussion lop-sided.
On a drama website made for laughing at lolcows, who signs up to be preached to about waylaying their testosterone?
People want to laugh at Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekeita. They don't want to be associated with them by merit that they shame the same sex.

Her posts are super repetitive and obvious.
And, again, any other user would be called out and shamed. That's how the site works and has worked for years.
If you can no longer shame people for making stupid posts on the Kiwi Farms, all you are fostering is more stupidity.
 
All Lidl's posts are bait. That's the way it works. She is the most protected person on that site.
Anyone else would rightfully be called a moron and shamed. But the gunt-guarding continues.
All this does is make every discussion lop-sided.
On a drama website made for laughing at lolcows, who signs up to be preached to about waylaying their testosterone?
People want to laugh at Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekeita. They don't want to be associated with them by merit that they shame the same sex.


And, again, any other user would be called out and shamed. That's how the site works and has worked for years.
If you can no longer shame people for making stupid posts on the Kiwi Farms, all you are fostering is more stupidity.
Yeah, I agree. The site's gone soft if you can't call out stupid posts anymore. Without that, you're just gonna get more stupidity.
 
Her posts are super repetitive and obvious. She comes across as someone who's terminally online and lacks real-life experience. It's like she's a homeschooled kid who's never had a real job or friends outside of the internet. Everything she posts is surface-level and easily debunked. I can see why people get her confused with Josh.
No, people who are terminally online have opinions and personality, Lidl has none of these things, his entire personality is made up of Reddit Screen Caps... Bears in forests, Taylor Swift in Nazi uniforms, he's never had an opinion that cannot be traced back to Reddit or Josh.
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No, people who are terminally online have opinions and personality, Lidl has none of these things, his entire personality is made up of Reddit Screen Caps... Bears in forests, Taylor Swift in Nazi uniforms, he's never had an opinion that cannot be traced back to Reddit or Josh.
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I'm starting to think she's allergic to fresh air – every time she steps outside, she breaks out in a rash of rape allegations.

I wonder how much time she spends online? Her entire personality like you said is comprised of memes from Reddit and other online platforms. Her personality is just a billboard.
 
I'm starting to think she's allergic to fresh air – every time she steps outside, she breaks out in a rash of rape allegations.
He has no sexuality, I think he was a homosexual, then he got fat. Compare him to his contemporaries like Stan who waxed lyrical about eating jew ass in china, or Hodoria who cruises Reddit to pick up tips to ensnare asian boys.

Lidl doesn't have a disagreeable personality, he has no discernible personality, it's all reactionary. He's just a sock.
 
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He has no sexuality, I think he's was a homosexual who got fat. Compare him to his contemporaries like Stan who waxed lyrical about eating jew ass in china, or Hodoria who cruises Reddit to pick up tips to ensnare asian boys.

Lidl doesn't have a disagreeable personality, he has no discernible personality, it's all reactionary. He's just a sock.
Yeah that's the one thing keeping me from actually thinking Lidl is a real person. They are just a tangled mess of reposted memes and stolen thoughts.

There's no there, there. anyone wacked out enough to be Lidl would come with their own wacky persona too.
 
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