I'm already taken, sorry. That's probably why I don't get upset at the idea of some fat retard on the internet having a girlfriend. I can understand some of you might feel despair at the thought that even Null can get laid while you have not yet felt a woman's touch. I do believe that you can make it if you invest half as much effort into it as you do cataloguing fat retards on the internet.
Anyway, isn't it interesting how Kampungboy and youthful_channel seethe about every single post I make in unison, always publicly fellate each other, always updoot each other immediately upon posting and always double-team everyone that doesn't agree with them? According to their own logic they must be the same person.