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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Imagine your mom sending a picture of herself to Josh...

I would genuinely kill myself.

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It's so fucking surreal. Both Nintendo Switch threads are perfect examples of this shit. Nintendo gave everyone perfectly valid reasons to not buy the Switch 2 and you have people saying they will still buy it anyways.
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The Cons00mer meme does apply to Kiwi Farms whether they like it or not.

It really wasn't that long ago when Kiwi Farms was posting Wojack memes making fun of people buying a Nintendo Switch or memes of soyboys buying Cookie Crisp cereal and going apeshit over Minecraft.

Here we are seeing the Kiwis also being mindless cons00mers. These people are no different than the Soyboys they used to make fun of back in Trump's first term in public office.
 
The Cons00mer meme does apply to Kiwi Farms whether they like it or not.

It really wasn't that long ago when Kiwi Farms was posting Wojack memes making fun of people buying a Nintendo Switch or memes of soyboys buying Cookie Crisp cereal and going apeshit over Minecraft.

Here we are seeing the Kiwis also being mindless cons00mers. These people are no different than the Soyboys they used to make fun of back in Trump's first term in public office.
They will suck off any major company like Nintendo, Apple, Nike and Disney.

Kiwifarms has become reddit in so many ways it's unreal.
 
That TaimuRaidu faggot rubs me the wrong way.
I think TaimuRaidu is an oldfag and one of the last remaining oldfags on the farms.

They have a pink triangle meaning they're on thin ice and it's only a matter of time until they get banned too.

Jersh has already scared away the last of the oldfags and any oldfags that remain will be banned for not sucking Jersh's obese cock.
 
Null has decoupled the Stinkditch subforum from the Beauty Parlor

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People are celebrating this choice as a win against the women on the site.

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I think they didn't read Null's entire post, specifically this part: "the Salon being an explicitly female space" and this part "keeping stricter rules in the Salon was worth making this board a general on-topic board".

At the same time this move happened Null also added another Salon mod.

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One of Lidl Drip's dingleberries.

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If you ask me he is planning to make the entire Beauty parlor a DMZ with Lidl Drip's friends as the enforcers. This is not the win people like Toji think it is. This is Null trying to safe the relationship with his sweetiepie. Why else did he delete all the gravedancing on Lidl's profile? AFAIK this has never happened before.
 
You treat a situation like this like it's the end of the world. From someone trying to Internet detox, this is nothing really.
You're doing a shit job at detoxing from the internet if your mom is sending pics of herself to Jewsh. Retard.

This has to be the worst internet detox I have ever seen. :haha:
 
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Consoomer Farms. And of course cordion is there.
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This is from the UE5slopblivion that was rumored some time ago and released today. They're also flipflopping between "WOW THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUCKING AMAZINGZZZZ HOLY SHIT" and "HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, EVEN WORSE THAN OG AND OG WASN'T THAT PRETTY TO BEGIN WITH"
When someone's in a corporate slop munching competition and their opponent is KF
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User Eddie Riggs caught a ban for threatening to bully Null's sweetiepie with more watermelon meme upon her return tomorrow.

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He also jannied some more gravedancing off her profile.
:Null FUCKING ENOUGH. FUCKING STOP FUCKING SHITTING MY FUCKING SITE, THE FUCKING PERSON YOU'RE FUCKING SPERGING AT HAS BEEN FUCKING BANNED FOR A FUCKING WEEK AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING DOING IT. I'M NOT FUCKING TOLERATING THIS FUCKING ANYMORE.
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