Here's a novel idea, get a job and go to the gym.
Internet platforms aren't forever where they eventually close down for a number of reasons or they become so unpopular and irrelevant that they have become more of a museum than the Adams Family's Victorian mansion.
MySpace was the shit back in the day and everyone used it, then Facebook came along and killed off MySpace. YTMND was one of the Internet's earliest meme sites (memes like 'Moon Man' and 'Nigga Stole My Bike' came from here) and now YTMND is a museum dedicated to the old school Internet.
Someday even Kiwi Farms and the Sharty will become online ghost towns and museums or they shut down for any reason.
4chan isn't forever either, everything dies eventually. There is no such thing as a true immortal in this universe.