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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Here is an updated photo of Null:

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Ishtar said:
So Null weighs over 250 right?
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He weighs at least as much as you.
Ishtar said:
You have to be seriously overeating every day to maintain that weight.
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Some people are incapable of comprehending what is normal eating and what is overeating.
Ishtar said:
He's making it sound like he just doesn't obsess over his macros
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Your mom is a macro.
Ishtar said:
and eats a burger if he feels like it,
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Of course he eats when he feels like it, which is inbetween chugging 2L bottles of Coke Zero.
Ishtar said:
but that does not make you morbidly obese.
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Some people have slow metabolism and will be more predisposed to weight gain. He has been overweight his entire adult life, so this might be the case for him.

He also has, as far as we know, zero physical activity. His entire life is online, which means he spends every waking moment parked in front of a computer. He needs to burn at least as many calories as he eats per day, at a minimum, to not gain weight. I'm guessing he eats probably 2500-3000 calories a day, which is way too much for someone who sits on his ass all day. If he doesn't get at least that much per day he likely feels hungry which would cause him to fill the deficit.

If he would cut back to 1500 true and honest calories per day, and get off his ass and walk a few miles per day, not on a treadmill, he would lose weight. Not very quickly, mind you, but a couple pounds per week is something at least.

The problem is feeling hungry all day is too much for him. The urge to stuff his face is too strong. Likewise, walking for over an hour per day would take him away from his online world for far too long, and possibly too risky if he's trying to stay out of the public's view. Finally, the slow progress of this very simplistic plan means it'd take him about a year to lose 100lbs, and that's a goal that is simply out of reach for @Null.
 
Null has hit late-stage loserdom, which means he's embraced being obese and made a big blogpost about how he no longer cares about being fat or losing weight and he'll ban you for "unsolicited weight advice". I don't take this as a sign that he's going to end up like Lowtax though, because Lowtax lost everything by the end, whereas Null has legions of followers just like him willing to give him half a million in cash.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Rekeka starts talking about the Kiwi Pedophile and subsequent conspiracy theories at 1:08:00!
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I liked the part where he started talking about people accusing him of gaslighting. No, Balldo, you never do that ever in these cope and sneed streams.

He did have a point about the weird conspiracy theory Null and Potentially Criminal made up about how Balldo must have kept this pedo in his pocket that requested court records. That is such a huge fucking cope it can be seen from space.

The rest of the stream was boring.
 
ipreferpickles said:
Null has hit late-stage loserdom, which means he's embraced being obese and made a big blogpost about how he no longer cares about being fat or losing weight and he'll ban you for "unsolicited weight advice". I don't take this as a sign that he's going to end up like Lowtax though, because Lowtax lost everything by the end, whereas Null has legions of followers just like him willing to give him half a million in cash.
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Goons gave lowtax a ton of money too when he asked for donations. Not long before he killed himself.
 
hitax said:
Goons gave lowtax a ton of money too when he asked for donations. Not long before he killed himself.
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Damn the Something Awful guy killed himself. I had no idea. Didn't spend a lot of time there but for a while I planned my week around Photoshop Phridays. Here's one in honor of the recent global sporting event that had us all rolling at that stupid break dancing chick. https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/olympic-sports-beijing/2/
My favorite shit on Something Awful was the porn star interviews. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/interview-with-an/
 
Josh flips his shit and locks the Rekieta trial thread to hide his and the kiwis shame. It's weird cause the thread wasn't really being shit up.
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A kiwi gives some names to the faces we saw at trial. Something in me suspects this is a ruse though especially after some people said Rome's Rightful Successor was a Euro or something.
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