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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Josh I think just lost the right to ever shit talk Tipster and Tipster's weight so I do no want to hear you call Tipster a fatass when you are here shitting up your own podcast thread writing entire articles about why not putting down the fork is actually good for the upper case i internet.
According to the encyclopedia dramatica, one of the best ways to lose weight is to do an exercise that involves putting down the fork 20 times in three sets.
 
Josh I think just lost the right to ever shit talk Tipster and Tipster's weight so I do no want to hear you call Tipster a fatass when you are here shitting up your own podcast thread writing entire articles about why not putting down the fork is actually good for the upper case i internet.
Null is more than likely fatter than Vito Gesualdi... let that sink in.
 
Of course they are, they are from broke ass, corrupt ditch countries with zero prospects. They are neither smart/inventive like Japan or Korea, nor industrially powerful like China. Going to America beats anything else in their lives. Only criminals or failed middle aged white men who coudlnt score white poontangs will go there lol.
The 4 Asian Tigers (South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong) all have HDIs ( Human Development Indexes) equal to Western Europe or the USA.
 
Josh I think just lost the right to ever shit talk Tipster and Tipster's weight so I do no want to hear you call Tipster a fatass when you are here shitting up your own podcast thread writing entire articles about why not putting down the fork is actually good for the upper case i internet.

PPP also does this. He calls people fat all the time while he takes up 3 seats in an airplane. At least Joshy is ashamed enough of his body to refuse to take pictures or appear on webcam... either that or he is too terrified to give the trannies an updated picture so that they can better hunt him down. Not sure if they're delusional enough to believe they're not as fat as the people they make fun of or if they are playing mind tricks on their retarded audience.
 
I understand that he's a special needs kid, but there is no fucking way he's got a 138 IQ.
Haha I don't even know why he would claim this. Even if it was true which is big if no one would believe him.

Why is he so insecure he feels he needs to claim this

Edit: he's on some weird trip where he feels he needs to flex his mighty little man brain.
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The fat cope :story: bro is on his way to boogie weight with that level of cope. Being fat isn't just something people notice when you're doing face to face interviews or meetings or whatever, it bleeds through in everything you do or say. Your voice sounds fat, your tone sounds fat, your lack of confidence and deep shame in yourself shows in everything. The laziness is observable from all angles. Caffeine won't save you here. You need steps, weights, ect. Not just for general health/longevity either. Gaining muscle burns fat. If you have muscles your metabolism will be higher. It'll get easier and easier to be skinny.

Also, this:
Josh won't even do basic things to keep himself healthy because they "don't feel good" but he somehow thinks he will be capable of raising a child?
Not only will it be harder to concieve on a bunch of caffeine and being obese, but raising a child is very hard and you'd be raising another future fatty. It's very over for child rearing if you can't get off your fat ass and WORK. He doesn't even have a real job, he has no excuses. He's a professional reddit mod and has the exact same mindset. Unreal.

Also he's not a woman, doesn't have other health issues, and still can't motivate himself to get to the gym? Is his T abysmal or what?
 
Haha I don't even know why he would claim this. Even if it was true which is big if no one would believe him.

Why is he so insecure he feels he needs to claim this

Edit: he's on some weird trip where he feels he needs to flex his mighty little man brain.
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Jesus, he actually thinks "learning" math by obsessively playing a child's video game is a flex. Is this motherfucker regressing? Look out Stephen Hawking, Fat Josh pathed zombies in Blockland!

I hope the Week of Embarrassing Overshares never ends.
 
Josh is mad at Sneako and muslims but likes Turkey.
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This is a guy who has suposedly spent half of his adult life in europe yet i guess he hasn't interacted with a single european.

Albanians are hated everywhere in europe as they are backwards and savage people who still practice clan culture where ever they show up in crime waves follow. The reason they don't have hatespeech laws is cause they do honour killings instead.

I don't even think I need to comment on turkey being moderates as anyone who has even opened a news paper in the last 10 years knows how much of a crock of shit that is with.
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Only half of the women cover up while going outside bro it's basically like the west bro! As for them being white? Common Josh have you ever seen a turk? They have more melanin then most afro-americans.
Haha I don't even know why he would claim this. Even if it was true which is big if no one would believe him.

Why is he so insecure he feels he needs to claim this

Edit: he's on some weird trip where he feels he needs to flex his mighty little man brain.
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Online classes while he was playing blockland? Wait I tought Joshes copes with blockland was that he was like 12 or 13 when he made those creepy posts. Josh is like 32 which would mean around 2005 or 2006. Did America have online classes for middle schoolers in 2006?
The fat cope :story: bro is on his way to boogie weight with that level of cope. Being fat isn't just something people notice when you're doing face to face interviews or meetings or whatever, it bleeds through in everything you do or say. Your voice sounds fat, your tone sounds fat, your lack of confidence and deep shame in yourself shows in everything. The laziness is observable from all angles. Caffeine won't save you here. You need steps, weights, ect. Not just for general health/longevity either. Gaining muscle burns fat. If you have muscles your metabolism will be higher. It'll get easier and easier to be skinny.
This is a thing fatties don't get unless they have been fit the way you get treated once you start taking care of yourself is a night and day difference. Not just by women but other men to.
 
Online classes while he was playing blockland? Wait I tought Joshes copes with blockland was that he was like 12 or 13 when he made those creepy posts. Josh is like 32 which would mean around 2005 or 2006. Did America have online classes for middle schoolers in 2006?
Blackboard existed in 2006, but I think at the time it was less like class and more akin to the computer-based training you have to do when you get a job at a place like say, AutoZone. That is to say, watch videos and answer multiple-choice questions. I remember having some class where the teacher insisted on using this in lieu of paper homework. It was pretty terrible.

It might have been the Florida version of summer school, ie. he failed math and had to fail it again. It is also possible that @Null was deemed incapable of functioning in a classroom environment and had to do online school in place of in-person special ed.
 
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