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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
After he's in the big house, he will have to change his name to Joshelina
*twangy slide guitar plays*
Now let me tell you a story...
* Blues flourish on the Harmonica*
A story about the pluckiest little jailhouse tramp this side of the Mississippi...
*slow roll beat on a dusty old drumset*
Joshua was the name his mammy gave him by birth
*All instruments cut with a hit*
But most fellas round here took to calling him Joshelina
*Blues breakdown to end of song*
 
maybe he'll be cozied up with Joshy
I hope he likes cloaca!
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So what the fuck does Joshua actually want out of his fans?

The cracks grow larger every day.

i mean it's pretty simple, he wants users to do all the work with the understanding that he will take all the credit and get pissy at the user if something doesn't go right/if he fails to read something correctly/if he gets kicked off for acting like a retard/if something isn't to his specific liking/if the pizza shop is out of holandaise.

He's the luckiest lolcow to ever exist. Deagle Nation pretended to be retarded and set up the forum so Joshy could take over while pretending not to be retarded.
 
i mean it's pretty simple, he wants users to do all the work with the understanding that he will take all the credit and get pissy at the user if something doesn't go right/if he fails to read something correctly/if he gets kicked off for acting like a retard/if something isn't to his specific liking/if the pizza shop is out of holandaise.

He's the luckiest lolcow to ever exist. Deagle Nation pretended to be retarded and set up the forum so Joshy could take over while pretending not to be retarded.
Yeah but, Joshua needs cocksuckers like Slav Power to keep giving him money and posting on his site.

The number one rule of professional victimhood is that you do not shit on your simps! The smell of shit might send them packing, and believe it or not there is a fairly limited audience for a site like Joshua's. Once he's burned through all of them, he's screwed. The 150k he milked out of them already will not make up for that.
 
Yeah but, Joshua needs cocksuckers like Slav Power to keep giving him money and posting on his site.

The number one rule of professional victimhood is that you do not shit on your simps! The smell of shit might send them packing, and believe it or not there is a fairly limited audience for a site like Joshua's. Once he's burned through all of them, he's screwed. The 150k he milked out of them already will not make up for that.

Yeah Joshy is a complete retard. He can't hold back his tisms in order to better secure the bag. To quote a gay ethnonationalist, Joshy isn't as smart as he thinks he is. Smart people can regulate their emotions especially if there is an obvious benefit. It's why so many threads have out of date OPs, people capable of research do the work then see how they are treated/what typical denizens of the webzone are like and leave. He's left with a team of no life, no brain suckers who will take the abuse and thank him for it. Nobody with selfrespect would take that.
 
No, he left the forum after Null called him a weirdo on MATI for constantly sucking up to him.
For as much dickriding Slav Power did, I honestly thought they were tight.
So what the fuck does Joshua actually want out of his fans?
Their gold, of course!
i mean it's pretty simple, he wants users to do all the work with the understanding that he will take all the credit and get pissy at the user if something doesn't go right/if he fails to read something correctly/if he gets kicked off for acting like a retard/if something isn't to his specific liking/if the pizza shop is out of holandaise.

He's the luckiest lolcow to ever exist. Deagle Nation pretended to be retarded and set up the forum so Joshy could take over while pretending not to be retarded.
Yeah but, Joshua needs cocksuckers like Slav Power to keep giving him money and posting on his site.

The number one rule of professional victimhood is that you do not shit on your simps! The smell of shit might send them packing, and believe it or not there is a fairly limited audience for a site like Joshua's. Once he's burned through all of them, he's screwed. The 150k he milked out of them already will not make up for that.
He wants to have his gold and eat it too. You should also consider that some of this behavior is involuntary and driven by mental illness. Add to that how the success of the goldraiser has further distorted this nigger's view of reality, and how he's become much less appreciative of his cash cows.

I can't fucking wait for the climax of the Nigger @Nulltax arc. It couldn't happen to a more deserving individual.
 
I think if Josh wasn't obese and had a sour attitude all the time his website would be more popular. Lowtax was genuinely funny and could even be called attractive at one point. You start letting a fat decrepit old man run your site and your user base starts to reflect that back in themselves. How is he so fat though? Is he drinking too?
 
I think if Josh wasn't obese and had a sour attitude all the time his website would be more popular
:shocking:
How is he so fat though? Is he drinking too?
Joshua is fat because he consumes copious amounts of pizza and Coke Zero while sitting in front of his computer all day. The most physical activity he gets is walking to the front door to collect his pizza and Coke Zero deliveries.

Null is backpedaling on wanting camo because he thinks he'd look too much like a fed.
Camouflage ain't tacticool. Besides, he's fighting trannies not jumping in Fallujah.
 
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