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You can't do jack fucking shit on swamp land.
Even if Joshua wanted to try anyway, it's generally illegal by code in most places so he would likely not be able to get the permits.
An effing swamp... is this because of Shrek? That movie did something to people, Josh has watched the Shrek movies too many times and now he thinks living in a swamp is a viable idea and not a plot device for a kids movie.
Lol at him admitting he got huge during DKF. You shouldn't admit the enemy has this much control over you Josh.
When is this mf moving to America? It seems like he's been talking about it like he's packed up and it's happening next week for a year now.
He could cut carbs and drop drastic amounts of weight in a few months even if he did eat at the same amounts. But cutting carbs requires forethought and planning.
Josh gaining his weight back means he is in the US and has been for a long time, if he ever left. Being fat in a European country is very hard because they don't do junkfood like we do. Josh should have lost tons of weight if he was living in Eastern Europe for real. If he hasn't then it means a) he is getting his fritos and nabisco cookies from a supplier in Serbia or whatever, even constant pizza eating would be difficult to keep up there b) Null never left the US and has been mainlining Coke and potato chips this whole time.
He apparently drinks 5-7 Cokes a day or whatever, is it really that easy to get your hands on in Serbia? I doubt it.