Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Slaughter]

Is it though? It looks like a water puppy. It's cute but I couldn't call it hot. I'd feed one treats but I couldn't fuck it.
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I wouldn't fuck it but someone was motivated enough to type out that shitpost about fucking it.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I wouldn't fuck it but someone was motivated enough to type out that shitpost about fucking it.

Is it a copypasta from 4chan or something?

 

[fag0t]

just trust me bro i wouldnt fuck that thing no way

 

[fag0t]

Is it a copypasta from 4chan or something?

it might be ive seen it recently on there

 

[Slaughter]

it might be ive seen it recently on there

It is. Just search up vaporeon copypasta and you'll find a dozen versions of it but this one is the OG

 

[polonium]

along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood

It's the little details like this that really make the whole thing work.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

 

[polonium]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

What about the nipples?

 

[cosmic veteran]

Shouldn't he be based and redpiled?

nah, non-whites can't be heckin based and redpilled even if they hate le trannies and lgbt. that's how the anglofag brainrot works.

 

[cosmic veteran]

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There we fucking go, much more like it!!!!

this will be josh when kiwifarms shuts down for good. also,

using a spoon to eat pizzas. kek

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

lol

 

[cosmic veteran]

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lol

imagine still seething over your fatty comic artist getting doxed, lmao. so sad

 

[cosmic veteran]

Indian food from immigrants who come to countries with real food safety and health is typically what you would want.

would getting street food from a food wagon made by a native Indian would be okay?

(not Bali, you'll fucking die)

why? isn't Bali the top destination for vacation in the country?

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Nigger is really coping about coontoss

 

[cosmic veteran]

To be fair most of them are probably kiwis using socks, basically confirmed by recent drama.

elaborate?

It's all in the screenshots. They ratted on eachother. Glowie did it first and stop socking Gaylord dropped the charade when the jig was up. Both admitted it. So no need.

So the screenshots are in the Crimson Fucker and glowie thread?

 

[youthful_ shannel]

imagine still seething over your fatty comic artist got doxed, lmao. so sad

Nuld is more obsessed about this than the artist himself

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Nuld is more obsessed about this than the artist himself

Or maybe just obsessed with both

 

[cosmic veteran]

Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Is it though? It looks like a water puppy. It's cute but I couldn't call it hot. I'd feed one treats but I couldn't fuck it.
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it might be ive seen it recently on there

here's the copypasta:

 

[Kan]

No, it's a retarded mostly furry fetish where a person is turned into a penis.
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There is literally an episode of Super Fuck Friends that is perfectly described by this. Down to the furry part.

 

[Slaughter]

Why is it always the furries that have the most obscene fetishes?