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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Nektar Geist said:
"Tell me you have autism, without telling me you have autism". We knew from the infantile PIZZA DAY, but the broom really should look into the cuisine of the Indians. Same for PPP. If you lay off the ghee, it's really good for you. Ginger is good for T (something the sektur is obsessed with, while exhibiting signs of having NONE). The sun never set on the Empire. Curry was part of that.

The rest of the world thinks Ofey smells of gone off milk... It's not the W you think it is.
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I'm not even shitposting or trolling here, but in all my years of being around Indians, in undergrad, grad school, and working with them, they've never smelled like curry. Usually, they overdo American cologne/perfume. Like bathe in it level if anything. Their food does have a smell that lingers, but it's delicious. Way different than "normal" USA food because the spices don't complement as much as they hit everything at once. Jersh once again shows that he has the tastes of Pcola trailer-trash. Let's see what he says about sushi next. "RAW FISH NO! SLANT EYES TRYIN TO KILL ME!".
 
Kunikazu Okumura said:
but in all my years of being around Indians, in undergrad, grad school, and working with them, they've never smelled like curry.
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I've known a few, tbf, most people who smell like that, aren't your "assimilating" type, and I do shop at an actual Indian C&C, so I meet them all the time... still... can't resist...
Kunikazu Okumura said:
Usually, they overdo American cologne/perfume.
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Like Burgers? Sounds like that cultural appropriation.

Saw this fish in the barrel...
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Remind us again, Mr broom, how much was it, that you said during the Punt The Gunt Stream, your phone weighed?
 
youthful_ shannel said:
W for Null, I have lived with a Pajeet, can confirm. They also wear these weird nappies around the house.
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I had a street shitter roommate when in college and it was fucking awful. No idea what his problem was but my clothes and bedding fucking stank when we finally parted ways. I cut my bedsheets into strips and burned them, to get the smell out of my clothes I had to soak them with baking soda and then I was so paranoid about the smell lingering that I put borax in with each load to boost the cleaning power of the laundry detergent. It worked out okay in the end but that was an insane year because the pajeet carried this pungent aroma with him everywhere he went. I stayed out of the dorm room as much as I could due to this so I have no idea what his hygiene habits were like.
 
Chrysler Building said:
I had a street shitter roommate when in college and it was fucking awful. No idea what his problem was but my clothes and bedding fucking stank when we finally parted ways. I cut my bedsheets into strips and burned them, to get the smell out of my clothes I had to soak them with baking soda and then I was so paranoid about the smell lingering that I put borax in with each load to boost the cleaning power of the laundry detergent. It worked out okay in the end but that was an insane year because the pajeet carried this pungent aroma with him everywhere he went. I stayed out of the dorm room as much as I could due to this so I have no idea what his hygiene habits were like.
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Dear fucking god...🤢
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Basically stop socking Gaylord has been leaking onion socks to glowie to have them banned on kiwifarms and has been caught and called out for it. Then he faildoxed me and is acting like he only was pretending to be retarded. All this because I did an over the top exaggeration of the larp he kept trying to pull on the site with his suicide soil and his creepy "let me be your mentor, fellow onion farmer" dms whole trying to low key dox me eith suspicious links and the old Google play store gift card scam. He got more than just my bait sock banned.
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Fucking google play store gift cards, really? JEsus
 
Chrysler Building said:
Fucking google play store gift cards, really? JEsus
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Yeah I posted the dm somewhere, I can repost it here.

I know it's off topic but to keep this at least partially on topic josh is fat and no one will have sex with him.
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Which I didn't download. He sent me a link to download supposedly pirated cracked versions of paid apps that totally didn't have viruses and other malware. As if anyone with half a brain would. There is a reason someone called him on it for doing it publicly.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Yeah I posted the dm somewhere, I can repost it here.

I know it's off topic but to keep this at least partially on topic josh is fat and no one will have sex with him.View attachment 50227
Which I didn't download. He sent me a link to download supposedly pirated cracked versions of paid apps that totally didn't have viruses and other malware. As if anyone with half a brain would. There is a reason someone called him on it for doing it publicly.
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Downloading cracked software is the easiest shit in the world, tf. This dude is not fucking smart eh

VAIDS Victim said:
They're dosing the AI up with teratogens.

My uncle had a Chinese roommate who would kill ducks at a public pond and then hang them up and age them in the closet.
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Uuugghh yeah that sounds about right. Disgustang
 
Not sure what the Pokemon conversation is, but I probably don't want to know, I will assume it is something along the lines of joker catching a lopuny and showing it to Batman.

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I left the username of the next guy even though it wasn't interesting enough to cap what he said because I felt it was fitting as a response given the implications.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Not sure what the Pokemon conversation is, but I probably don't want to know, I will assume it is something along the lines of joker catching a lopuny and showing it to Batman.

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I left the username of the next guy even though it wasn't interesting enough to cap what he said because I felt it was fitting as a response given the implications.
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Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
 
Slaughter said:
Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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And /vp/ never recovered from this...
 
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