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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Lol running back to his hug box for validation.
... be Gondola Moolah? CRP used to push a "work station"/OAP walker round, right? This is what fatso is wanting... yaaahhhhh?
That's like something out of a dystopian novel. A guy just pushing a cart between two rooms one for work and one for sleep and relaxing. how horrific.
 
Josh's litigation fund announcement.
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oh boy, I sure do hope this won't blow up on his face... HARD :story:
 
Josh's litigation fund announcement.
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oh boy, I sure do hope this won't blow up on his face... HARD :story:
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Lolcow LLC
400 D St
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303
+1 (423) 973-9793
press@kiwifarms.net
February 7th, 2024
Press Statement
To our generous members and all spectators who hope for a better Internet,
Four days ago, a crowdfunding page for ongoing and future litigation was opened at <lolcowfund.hardin.law>, with the ambitious goal of raising $75,000.
We met this amount within 24 hours and have since reached $150,000.
The week before, our community was maligned and defamed by baseless accusations of morally repugnant and criminal behavior, spread by high profile members of the tech community and re-published nationwide. These statements were made to excuse prior unprofessional behavior, and as an attempt to further isolate us from the services of reputable for-profit and
nonprofit organizations moving forward.
In the time since collecting this money, all parties preemptively retracted their statements, and one has publicly admitted that their claims do not reflect their beliefs. It is my hope that they will be reasonable in pre-litigation and settle the
matter as efficiently as possible.
This crowdfund, only made possible due to the protective laws around IOLTAs, demonstrates that if all legal websites could process payments without bank-level censorship, the Internet would be a more accessible, diverse, and
free space. The Office of the Comptroller of Currency should unpause the Fair
Access Rule and allow the free market to decide what the Internet should be.
I am overwhelmed with gratitude for this outpouring of support. Thousands of
people have made it clear that as long as I intend to continue forward, they will support me even against seemingly insurmountable odds.
Sincerely,
Joshua Moon
Managing Member
Lolcow LLC
 
This is going to be fantastic. Null flips his lid when even his well intentioned paypigs question him, hows he going to react when he is being aggressively questioned by people he can't ban. :story:
Excuse me, Mr. Moon, could you please clarify to the court what you meant by “time to jerk off to some neko shota”
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Yeah, spoiler warning, there is going to be no settlement. This would be like a restaurant settling with a schizoid homeless person always smearing shit on the walls of other businesses. Why settle with another party with a horrendous reputation that will be destroyed in court? Is he going to actually do this lawsuit in a state with a SLAPP statue, because lol if he does.
 
... be Gondola Moolah? CRP used to push a "work station"/OAP walker round, right? This is what fatso is wanting... yaaahhhhh?

Plenty of people work at home and also use the same room and computer setup for leisure later. They probably don't spend all of their leisure time on the computer though. If he really can't stand spending 24 hours a day in the same room, isn't he supposed to be a big bad computer admin? Why can't he have his main computer in the work space, and have a second cheap laptop or a chromebook or something in another room and just ssh in to the big machine. Steam even has game streaming out of the box, so easy a basil plant can set it up.

Nope have to build a mobile work-avoidance command centre to wheel around your house. That'll impress the ladies.
 
Plenty of people work at home and also use the same room and computer setup for leisure later. They probably don't spend all of their leisure time on the computer though. If he really can't stand spending 24 hours a day in the same room, isn't he supposed to be a big bad computer admin? Why can't he have his main computer in the work space, and have a second cheap laptop or a chromebook or something in another room and just ssh in to the big machine. Steam even has game streaming out of the box, so easy a basil plant can set it up.

Nope have to build a mobile work-avoidance command centre to wheel around your house. That'll impress the ladies.
Shows you that wherever he actually is he is cooped up like a rat in a cage. Most people who wanted to break up their work and leisure time would go out, get something to eat or drink or even just go for a walk. Null's life is so stagnant that moving from one room to another seems like a huge change to him.
 
Keffals literally out there touching grass in the rolling hills or Eire while Josh pushes his computer cuck cart from one bleak room to the next in an endless cycle. KF shrinks daily and the 150k which should make him happy has no effect and he is just as mad as ever cause he's only really bought himself into a lawsuit which no one really wants but that there is no real backing out of now. Even the cult of people who is left over there aren't going to be impressed over a settlement so he has to go all the way.
 
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