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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Yoinked part of the Feb-7-2024 MATI stream. He's praising Ai because his brain don't work too good. Remember parameters on something you've done many times is hard bruh. Really fucking hard. Every IDE, which I is like Google Docs or Word for coding, has autocomplete. It really is educational on why his code is such shit.
 

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Null says he feels "safer" because he has $150, which he admits is earmarked for his lolsuits... but he's already thinking of ways to spend it that have nothing to do with the stated goals of the fundraiser. Like the Xitter gold verification, or here, where he says that he wants to "secure" his LLC and something else he's currently setting up, whatever that is:


"It's kinda weird, cos, the money is not mine. Like, the money is earmarked for a special purpose. So, it's not like I'm $150k richer. However, now I feel safer. It's just, like, a general atmosphere, that things are safer and more secure because I have the money. Like, I'm not just applying this[the legal fund money] to a lolsuit. I have special purposes for this[the legal fund money], for securing the LLC, cos I'm gonna set-up... I'm not gonna spoil it, but I'm setting something up right now. Yeah, I just feel safer, and like people are gonna be less willing to harass my fucking providers, when they know, that anything... if you send any e-mails to my providers right now, they're going into a lolsuit evidence folder, OK? If you wanna go ahead continue to re-instigate the same tort, and continue to re-set the statute of limitations on things, go for it, motherfucker. I dare you, please, make things more obvious, and more favourable towards my litigation. Cos you've been doing it for two fucking years at this point. More than that."

Null hasn't filed a single motion yet, but he's already thinking of other ways to spend the money from the legal fund... while already announcing he actually needs $500k to bail out Vincent from the Australian default judgement...

As for Null's discovery claims ("If you send any e-mail to my providers, they're going into a lolsuit evidence folder, OK?")... hasn't Hardin warned Null that companies can raise anti-SLAPP protections the same way individuals can? That's what Twitter did in 2018 when they were sued by TERF Meghan Murphy for banning her (look up my post about this on your forum Null, it's there in the TERFs thread). The moment Twitter invoked anti-SLAPP, all discovery was suspended. The court eventually dismissed Twitter's anti-SLAPP but it did grant their demurrer and Meghan Murphy lost.

Twitter filed a demurrer and special motion to strike under the anti-SLAPP law (Code Civ. Proc., §425.16). Twitter argued that Murphy’s claims were barred by the immunity provided in section 230(c)(1)and the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. Twitter also asserted
Murphy had failed to state a claim as to each of her causes of action under California law. Murphy filed an opposition and Twitter filed a reply. After hearing oral argument, the trial court denied Twitter’s anti-SLAPP motion based on the “public interest” exception of Code of Civil Procedure section 425.17, subdivision (b). The court sustained Twitter’s demurrer without leave to amend based on section230(c)(1) and thereafter entered a judgment of dismissal.


If Hardin hasn't warned Null that the defendant filing an anti-SLAPP motion suspends discovery, now he knows.
If Null tries to sue Caraballo and LFJ in California like he said on the above podcast, they will almost certainly file anti-SLAPP motions.
 
Lol running back to his hug box for validation.
... be Gondola Moolah? CRP used to push a "work station"/OAP walker round, right? This is what fatso is wanting... yaaahhhhh?
That's like something out of a dystopian novel. A guy just pushing a cart between two rooms one for work and one for sleep and relaxing. how horrific.
 
Josh's litigation fund announcement.
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oh boy, I sure do hope this won't blow up on his face... HARD :story:
 
Josh's litigation fund announcement.
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oh boy, I sure do hope this won't blow up on his face... HARD :story:
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Lolcow LLC
400 D St
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303
+1 (423) 973-9793
press@kiwifarms.net
February 7th, 2024
Press Statement
To our generous members and all spectators who hope for a better Internet,
Four days ago, a crowdfunding page for ongoing and future litigation was opened at <lolcowfund.hardin.law>, with the ambitious goal of raising $75,000.
We met this amount within 24 hours and have since reached $150,000.
The week before, our community was maligned and defamed by baseless accusations of morally repugnant and criminal behavior, spread by high profile members of the tech community and re-published nationwide. These statements were made to excuse prior unprofessional behavior, and as an attempt to further isolate us from the services of reputable for-profit and
nonprofit organizations moving forward.
In the time since collecting this money, all parties preemptively retracted their statements, and one has publicly admitted that their claims do not reflect their beliefs. It is my hope that they will be reasonable in pre-litigation and settle the
matter as efficiently as possible.
This crowdfund, only made possible due to the protective laws around IOLTAs, demonstrates that if all legal websites could process payments without bank-level censorship, the Internet would be a more accessible, diverse, and
free space. The Office of the Comptroller of Currency should unpause the Fair
Access Rule and allow the free market to decide what the Internet should be.
I am overwhelmed with gratitude for this outpouring of support. Thousands of
people have made it clear that as long as I intend to continue forward, they will support me even against seemingly insurmountable odds.
Sincerely,
Joshua Moon
Managing Member
Lolcow LLC
 
This is going to be fantastic. Null flips his lid when even his well intentioned paypigs question him, hows he going to react when he is being aggressively questioned by people he can't ban. :story:
Excuse me, Mr. Moon, could you please clarify to the court what you meant by “time to jerk off to some neko shota”
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Yeah, spoiler warning, there is going to be no settlement. This would be like a restaurant settling with a schizoid homeless person always smearing shit on the walls of other businesses. Why settle with another party with a horrendous reputation that will be destroyed in court? Is he going to actually do this lawsuit in a state with a SLAPP statue, because lol if he does.
 
... be Gondola Moolah? CRP used to push a "work station"/OAP walker round, right? This is what fatso is wanting... yaaahhhhh?

Plenty of people work at home and also use the same room and computer setup for leisure later. They probably don't spend all of their leisure time on the computer though. If he really can't stand spending 24 hours a day in the same room, isn't he supposed to be a big bad computer admin? Why can't he have his main computer in the work space, and have a second cheap laptop or a chromebook or something in another room and just ssh in to the big machine. Steam even has game streaming out of the box, so easy a basil plant can set it up.

Nope have to build a mobile work-avoidance command centre to wheel around your house. That'll impress the ladies.
 
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