He either simps to be the irl 40 year old virgin or dies trying to lose his virginity failing every step of the way until his organs do before he reaches the meme status of that goal.He is Lucas Werner tier, honestly. No job, no pussy, no kids. I honestly do not see him hitting his forties. Dude will probably bite it but tell his paypigs he will just be "going normie" as if that decade plus resume gap won't be noticed by employers.
Troons are to him what flatbills are to Lucas.
But that's fine because he was a teenager at the time, but any other teenager into that shit is the devil. Kwiffar will always excuse in Josh what they never would in others, even when Josh embarasses himself, such as with the cheese shit or the botched interview.
Probably the latter. This is the same dude who lied about going to two different countries to save face after it turned out he was still living with his mom. Dude is his own biggest lolcow. He is the male @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, talking into the void to a nonexistent audience.
I never believed he left Florida either. All he knows is American fast food. He probably thinks if he “goes woke" the Boogeyma'ams will leave him alone to grift instead of "going broke" like all the other instances of goofy goobers trying to appease a mob of goons looking for an excuse to be angry with conflicting views who will be mad no matter what while making enemies of his last grift.
My money is this one. The real story behind this isn't who got raped and what drugs they're on, it's how dumb and lazy null is. Think about the likelyhood, in current year plus eight, of this being a gayop. Why would you hype it up and keep talking about it without doing even the most basic stuff needed to verify the story and the character of the person giving the information before you go ahead and do an interview with them on your "podcast" - at the very least if you're not across what they're alleging then how are you going to ask them pertinent questions.
Sam Hyde is everything Josh wishes he was. People actually know who he is. Scarcely anyone knows Josh even exists. Josh sucks at marketing his brand, but even still, he is a small fish in a big pond. People have long since surpassed him. He's like the guy who thinks sports entertainment and wrestling are two completely different things when they're not. Yep, Josh has the mind of a wrestling sperg. KWAB.
A man and his tendies are not to be separated.
Do you think if Sam Hyde visits his house that he'll confront him and defend his mother, or hide in the toilet like he did when that tranny turned up?
There is probably a joke somewhere in there about Sam Hyde making null hide but I'm too lazy to find it.
much like null was too lazy to pinch it off and answer the door
5000% he opened that folder and it was just a 4k video of Sam eating dippin dots and he immediately shit his pants.
I can't wait until some zoomer with curly fry hair is making "THE KIWI FARMS SITUATION IS CRAZY" video essays when it finally comes out how Null has been doing all this weird behind the scenes stuff to protect certain lolcows and damage others.